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Jake McIntyre

@jakemcintyre.bsky.social
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At the banquet table of life, there are no reserved seats. 716 -> 808 -> 202 Go Bills.

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jane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
mike tomlin minecraft and peoples response to it is such a good example of why so many people buck ai bullshit. mostly we just want to to marvel at each other’s crazy bullshit. marveling at human bullshit is the best part
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He ensured that there was gender equity in the public restrooms. Urban planning king.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Genuinely stoked to watch this. Beautiful to see a recovering football coach living his best life.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pass a law clarifying that the supreme court’s appellate jurisdiction does not begin until a final ruling has been made by district and appeals courts.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Win or lose, the Bills CANNOT wear Failure Grey against the Bears in December.
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Kevin @samhinkieknew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here’s hoping this quarter “inspires change” and leads to the Bills abandoning the nickel city uniforms for the Bears game later this year.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wear WLAF unis, play like a WLAF team.
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Sidney Pegula @sidneypegula.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Burn the uniforms
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
really makes you wonder if rats fleeing a sinking ship ever consider another rat in particular especially contemptible, craven, worm-like, etc
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The "artist" is Trish Duggan, described in the article as a Trump donor - but perhaps most notable as the biggest donor in history to Scientology. Here she is with David Miscavige receiving one of the ever-larger awards recognizing her extraordinary benevolence.
Scientology czar David Miscavige presenting Trish Duggan with a ludicrously oversized trophy designating Trish as  "Platinum Patron of Legend With Honors"
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Giants pretty famously did NOT draft Eli.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can-Am solidarity is a radical act. 🍁 🦬 🍁 🦬
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FROLICKING.
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Ryan Nagelhout @nagelhout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Josh Allen is so cool.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
O CANADA GO BILLS 🍁 🦬 🍁 🦬 🍁 🦬
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 17/09/2026
They fucking did it! www.instagram.com/p/DdMDijJxPb5/
$10.12 diesel on Catalina island, California, which has very few automobiles, mostly for emergency gas for boats.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Unattended policeman's helmet got me feeling like Bertie Wooster on Boat Race night
An MPD motorcycle with a helmet perched on the seat
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Never take a single second of Josh Allen football for granted. Enjoy every snap. No poorly-conceived Beane defense shall ever again stop him from achieving his goals. Go Bills.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It is my solemn duty to demand that Damar Hamlin - whom we all love and wish well - never suit up for the Bills ever again.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good morning ... Bills morning
Sunday morning Nancy Pelosi wearing Bills cap
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Hare 🍉 @haredurer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Orange Man Green
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"I will give you five thousand dollars" is such a funny phrase, it's what a drunk promises you to keep a secret
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ahahahahahah
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And another thing: the photo of the flaccid slide is not a metaphor for my presidency. Please do not put in the paper that the limp, flaccid slide is a metaphor for anything.
A photo of the AF1 emergency slide drooping impotently
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 09/09/2026
that's a scab cup that's going wildly viral with scabs
boycottstarbucks.net
BOYCOTT STARBUCKS
Starbucks is the biggest violator of U.S. labor law in modern history. Join the movement - Boycott Starbucks!
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
personally I think we should just take the ai doomers at their word and shut it down if they’re telling the truth, well, good thing we shut it down. If they’re exaggerating, well, they shouldn’t have done that
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not a few Buffalo family fortunes started with the noble profession of bootlegging. Seize the day, youngsters.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Labour Day from Vancouver.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/09/2026
the clock is expired and nobody has touched the ball. this is ridiculous!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i'm calling the cops
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Welcome to the new dark age, Clemson
Tommy Bowden when he realized he didn't want to be there anymore
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[nixon voice] from hells heart I sock it to…me???
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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Republicans' largest donor (by far) is hosting a robust debate on his platform about whether Jews are white. Corporate Media will ask precisely 0 Republicans about their largest donor's all-consuming misogyny, xenophobia, antisemitism, he will instead by referred to as a visionary industrialist.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"The world's richest man, who believes in 'white genocide' and recently encouraged overseas race riots, says he has a plan to solve global warming for a billion years with 'sentient satellites'" is both an entirely deranged and entirely accurate statement
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
idk why do 60 year olds with erectile dysfunction like reading the same article over and over
atlantic article screen cap: WHY DO RICH KIDS LOVE SOCIALISM?
By Tyler Austin Harper
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Boooooooooooooooo
Natinals
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Max P III @blackballer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Americans will say things like "We must starve Cuba to death with our embargo. Do not let China rescue them with food and energy" and still think people around the world hate them for their freedoms.
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Mississippi Free Press @mississippifreepress.org · 28/08/2026
Eddie Reyes-Ochoa has been in the U.S. for 20 years. He works in construction, has a wife who just graduated law school with a baby on the way, and is close to earning his green card. But after a car accident on Aug. 21, ICE detained Eddie and sent him to a detention center in Natchez, Mississippi.
mississippifreepress.org
ICE Detains Kiln Man, Leaving Pregnant Wife Alone: ‘We’ve Done What the Government Told Us’
Eddie Reyes-Ochoa, just weeks from earning his green card, was detained by ICE and taken to an immigration detention center in Natchez, Mississippi.
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
one must imagine sisyphus as a strength coach
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
80 YO Rule of 3
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
For the past five years, thousands of baristas at hundreds of Starbucks locations have been organizing and winning NLRB elections, but the company has refused to negotiate a contract in good faith. Now it's time for us all to do our part. Boycott Starbucks. Not one cup.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
While I disagree strongly on the idea that provinces should relent on the American booze ban, or that Canada's tough, shrewd response has been in any way toothless, this thread does propose a potentially effective *additional* countermeasure.
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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 25/08/2026
Peter Navarro, Trump's trade ghoul: "They're running an Iranian 'hate the Americans, death to American alcohol.' They just keep it out of their stores and that's not right....So this is a dangerous game I think Canada's playing." oh no, whaddyagonna do, lose a war against us?
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Astra Taylor @astra.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Every time a right winger points and laughs at a socialist who was born rich, it should be understood as a desperate attempt to justify their own moral failure to themselves. If you grew up rich and are now a leftist and someone points that out, the proper response is: “Yes I am. Why aren’t you?”
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Jacob Rasch @seriousjammage.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
don’t think it’s particularly important in the grand scheme but it was fun having my favorite baseball team be watchable and now they’re very much unwatchable
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