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Jake McIntyre

@jakemcintyre.bsky.social
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At the banquet table of life, there are no reserved seats. 716 -> 808 -> 202 Go Bills.

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ceej @ceej.online · 18h
just unplug it
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 18h
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Desus Nice & The Kid Mero Laughing on Set
ALT: Desus Nice & The Kid Mero Laughing on Set
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 18h
"Credit's no good for a notions salesman!" "Cash for the fancy goods, cash for the soft goods, cash for the noggins and the piggins and the Hollingsheads!"
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Change just one material fact, and this story never gets written, Megan Kelly never victim-blames.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Likewise, Kaiir was a perfectionist, and sometimes weighed his options a bit too much before committing to a receiver
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Very much a Joe Brady-ass play as well
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Anthony @buffalonomenon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DJ Moore gets hurt and Joe Brady gleefully dusts off his “shit that has never worked a single time” binder.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More Democrats need to be telling the online casino owners behind Polymarket to shut the fuck up
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ρεξ Γκρόσμαν
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's genuinely appalling that Appert is still there. That said, Tage showed his whole ass during his PP shift. Just brutal.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm sorry we suck, man. I guess the silver lining is that it's better to have to cancel now than to deal with it in person after a 15 hour flight.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My wife wandered into the room just as that delightful anecdote was related, said "what the hell" under her breath, and quickly left.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What does simultaneous possession even mean
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Unstopped Pucks past a Loser
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jane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
mike tomlin minecraft and peoples response to it is such a good example of why so many people buck ai bullshit. mostly we just want to to marvel at each other’s crazy bullshit. marveling at human bullshit is the best part
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All due respect to the Cumberland River, but it's not the special kind of body of water that Coach is going to get fixated on.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He ensured that there was gender equity in the public restrooms. Urban planning king.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Genuinely stoked to watch this. Beautiful to see a recovering football coach living his best life.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pass a law clarifying that the supreme court’s appellate jurisdiction does not begin until a final ruling has been made by district and appeals courts.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Clanga, because this is the product of a school that takes animal sciences seriously
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Win or lose, the Bills CANNOT wear Failure Grey against the Bears in December.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Go Bills
City of Buffalo flag
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Kevin @samhinkieknew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here’s hoping this quarter “inspires change” and leads to the Bills abandoning the nickel city uniforms for the Bears game later this year.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wear WLAF unis, play like a WLAF team.
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Sidney Pegula @sidneypegula.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Burn the uniforms
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He's way better. I'd have sacrificed a goat to get Penix in the EJ draft.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
really makes you wonder if rats fleeing a sinking ship ever consider another rat in particular especially contemptible, craven, worm-like, etc
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If he wanted to, he could have had her back in '87 at Gianni Versace's party
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The "artist" is Trish Duggan, described in the article as a Trump donor - but perhaps most notable as the biggest donor in history to Scientology. Here she is with David Miscavige receiving one of the ever-larger awards recognizing her extraordinary benevolence.
Scientology czar David Miscavige presenting Trish Duggan with a ludicrously oversized trophy designating Trish as  "Platinum Patron of Legend With Honors"
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Had to give it to him given the egregiousness of the face mask that the on-field refs missed. And yeah, he was in the first time.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Giants pretty famously did NOT draft Eli.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That's right, go Bills
Bills-logo shaped pizza
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can-Am solidarity is a radical act. 🍁 🦬 🍁 🦬
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FROLICKING.
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Ryan Nagelhout @nagelhout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Josh Allen is so cool.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We should make it the new tradition.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
O CANADA GO BILLS 🍁 🦬 🍁 🦬 🍁 🦬
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 17/09/2026
They fucking did it! www.instagram.com/p/DdMDijJxPb5/
$10.12 diesel on Catalina island, California, which has very few automobiles, mostly for emergency gas for boats.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Unattended policeman's helmet got me feeling like Bertie Wooster on Boat Race night
An MPD motorcycle with a helmet perched on the seat
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(Alexandria, sorry. I too often have a New Yorker "View of the World From 9th Avenue" conception of the Commonwealth)
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Concerned that Arlington teens aren't learning about the divisience of the Barizon Precedent
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Never take a single second of Josh Allen football for granted. Enjoy every snap. No poorly-conceived Beane defense shall ever again stop him from achieving his goals. Go Bills.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It is my solemn duty to demand that Damar Hamlin - whom we all love and wish well - never suit up for the Bills ever again.
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good morning ... Bills morning
Sunday morning Nancy Pelosi wearing Bills cap
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Jake McIntyre @jakemcintyre.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
¡Vamos Bills!
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