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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026

Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.

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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Screech owl implies the existence of Slater hawk, Zach robin, and Lisa Turtle dove. I should probably go to bed, huh?

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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Not bad, but this one is my favorite:

@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."

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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

When you saw only one set of footprints It was then that we fused into Gogeta

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets

Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st

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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Got home and my two-year-old is playing with blocks. I ask him what he's building and he says "a bitch"

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026

my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.

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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Upon careful analysis I've decided the best game ever designed is Crocodile Dentist.

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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Fuck Marry Kill: Zuul, Vinz Clortho, Gozer

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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

One time I was at McDonald's with some friends and the cashier asked my buddy what he wanted and my buddy said "Oh, I'm not having anything" and the cashier said "Probably a good idea"

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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

If you can look at stuff like this and not think we need full-scale police reform (or, hey, abolition) then I don't know what to tell you.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

We've gotta make the Monorail Simpsons episode required viewing for every city councilor in the country. Every single thing he says here is a lie. A Potemkin Village Imaginarium.

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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Just ate a pumpernickel bagel! Pretty bad!

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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Anybody else think this picture from Goodnight Moon looks like an AA meeting

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

If they remade Back to the Future today it would be about Marty traveling from 1985 to 1955 because that's how remakes work

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Solidarity Social @solidarity.social · 17/07/2026

Check out this thread folks for something you can do today in your area that will make a difference.

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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Ol' Southpaw himself, it's Irving Nutrageous.

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Super Trashed @supertrashed.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Subaru Forester DS

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 23/10/2025

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

SAM NEILL

GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR

If you were to commit a murder,

how would you do it?

It's got to be big! No slipping

something into someones drink, that's just

pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a

stain on the road. There's probably a couple

of people I'd put under a steamroller,

but I won't say who they are, otherwise

when they see a steamroller coming

their way they'll be on full alert. And

steamrollers don't go very fast...

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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Finished Taskmaster Series 21 last night and was disappointed to learn that across ten episodes of TV, not a single person brought up that Joanna Page was dressed like a Minion??? The ENTIRE time???

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock

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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

A lot of stuff has fallen into place for me since I learned I'm on the same antidepressants as Griffin McElroy

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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

For only thirty dollars, you can get a portable toddler dining chair branded with OJ Simpson's getaway vehicle of choice.

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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

It appears I am back on my bullshit (designing a rule system so some friends and I can do some low stakes gambling on the upcoming season of Taskmaster)

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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

[A bear leaps over five separate fences and is stopped at the last minute with a taser before he eats a toddler] Hakeem Jeffries: The system works! (Somebody please primary this fucking dude)

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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

This is what it's like to be friends with me.

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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

"The guy on the show with Eagly" - what my dad calls John Cena

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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I'm the only dad at the Marin County children's museum not wearing an article of clothing supplied by the tech company that employs me.

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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:

Jill Tucker
@jilltucker
X.com
If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7
11:42 AM • 6/25/26 • 670K Views

Jill Tucker
@jilltucker
X.com
And at the watch party you will ask the organizer if he's from Cape Verde. He will say yes, from Praia. And you'll say oh! I lived there for two years. I was a teacher. And he will ask, "What's your name?" You will tell him and he will say,
"You were my teacher."
CABO VERDE
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Jill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
And across 30+ years and 6,000 miles you will hug a now man who tried to find you and remembered the songs you taught him and his classmates and he will apologize for how badly behaved they all were. And you will laugh and try not to cry and gape in wonder at at this crazy world.

Jill Tucker
@jilltucker
X.com
You will remember how much you love the World Cup. And what the Peace Corps meant to you. What those students, 40 to a class with no glass on the windows, meant to you.
11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 62K Views

Jill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
Ivan, the grown man with a touch of grey in his beard, will tell you later he has struggled to describe what it meant to him to meet again - that he shared our photo with classmates.
And when he returns from watching the Cabo Verde game, we will try to find the words together.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h And then you read that the US
House of Representatives will vote a day before that game on an amendment to eliminate the Peace Corps, which costs 1/6 the price of the Tomahawk missiles the US used in the war on Iran.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker •20h And you wonder: How much is a magical world worth?

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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

What's your kid's favorite book? Green Eggs and Ham? Yeah, that's a good one. Goodnight Moon? A classic, for sure. Oh, my kid? His is this illustrated biography of celebrated modernist painter Georgia O'Keeffe.

The cover of My Name is Georgia by Jeanette Winter

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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

They should make a movie about the time I accidentally called him Elias SamPson and the pro wrestling subreddit ripped me to shreds.

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Ceinwen Langley @ceinwenlangley.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.

The Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin asks his dad to come play in the snow with him. His dad initially says no, because he has to work. Then, angry at himself, his Dad goes out to build a snowman with Calvin. As the Dad works into the night to make up for it, we see Calvin’s mum lifting him up to give one of the few, if only, kisses he ever gives his dad in the Calvin and Hobbes run. His dad is content. It’s a textless comic, and it’s lovely.

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Dan Robitzski @danrobitzski.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Great new series of essays on the @supertrashed.bsky.social blog, where we ask: what's the first video game you owned? Super Trashed TV also asks, accidentally: how did that first tiny domino that fell in your childhood make you the person you are today? www.supertrashed.tv/news-item/fi...

supertrashed.tv

First Owned Games

The Super Trashed Crew reminiscences about the video games that shaped their sense of self and sovereignty.

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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Okay, I've thought a lot about this. If they did another swing at an American version of Taskmaster, my pitch for a line up would be: 1. Atsuko Okatsuka 2. Cedric the Entertainer 3. Chris Gethard 4. Demi Adejuyigbe 5. Kate Micucci

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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 09/06/2026