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Jacob Rubin

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I know! Can you believe it? Book me to host your trivia night if you want it to kick ass.

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DB Maggi @dbmaggi.bsky.social · 17h
To be clear, the parasite class isn't upset about what a wealth tax would do to their income, which is absolutely nothing, they're scared of what it could do for the rest of us. 📹: Jules Oakes
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas.
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The X-Man Havok is the brother of what other X-Man? (Cyclops)
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Screech owl implies the existence of Slater hawk, Zach robin, and Lisa Turtle dove. I should probably go to bed, huh?
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cool shades
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When you saw only one set of footprints It was then that we fused into Gogeta
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The sinkholes will continue until we get Ghost Rider III
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sounds like they could use a shrink
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Turns out he was saying "a bridge"! It was a bridge!
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Got home and my two-year-old is playing with blocks. I ask him what he's building and he says "a bitch"
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm so stoked
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Did they EXPLICITLY state that they AREN'T putting cough syrup on their Belgian waffles
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026
my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Upon careful analysis I've decided the best game ever designed is Crocodile Dentist.
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Fuck Marry Kill: Zuul, Vinz Clortho, Gozer
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yeah I tried to be a consistent listener but it felt like a chore when it was someone I wasn't already familiar with. But when it was someone I liked or was curious about, it was a GREAT time. His run interviewing AEW guys is also a treat.
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh that one was BRILLIANT. My fave is probably Paula Pell though.
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Such a good WTF episode
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
One time I was at McDonald's with some friends and the cashier asked my buddy what he wanted and my buddy said "Oh, I'm not having anything" and the cashier said "Probably a good idea"
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you can look at stuff like this and not think we need full-scale police reform (or, hey, abolition) then I don't know what to tell you.
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
There's a spot near me that does Bleu cheese, bacon, and blueberries and it RIPS
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
heroic stuff here
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
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8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
We've gotta make the Monorail Simpsons episode required viewing for every city councilor in the country. Every single thing he says here is a lie. A Potemkin Village Imaginarium.
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The secret ingredient is measles
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Just ate a pumpernickel bagel! Pretty bad!
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Anybody else think this picture from Goodnight Moon looks like an AA meeting
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'll watch the Tramell Tillman scenes on YouTube but that's IT
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The last time you made this post I signed up and now I give them $3 a month so you are in fact helping kind of
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If they remade Back to the Future today it would be about Marty traveling from 1985 to 1955 because that's how remakes work
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Your ceiling matches your shirt
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Solidarity Social @solidarity.social · 17/07/2026
Check out this thread folks for something you can do today in your area that will make a difference.
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Watching over the city from the Universal Studios Minion
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Ol' Southpaw himself, it's Irving Nutrageous.
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Super Trashed @supertrashed.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Subaru Forester DS
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 23/10/2025
Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

SAM NEILL

GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR

If you were to commit a murder,

how would you do it?

It's got to be big! No slipping

something into someones drink, that's just

pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a

stain on the road. There's probably a couple

of people I'd put under a steamroller,

but I won't say who they are, otherwise

when they see a steamroller coming

their way they'll be on full alert. And

steamrollers don't go very fast...
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
youtu.be/55btGpGsuDo?...
youtu.be
Ha Ha You're Dead
YouTube video by Green Day - Topic
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
ONE character from the movie is in the ride!!! What are YOU even talking about???
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Good ol' Ed!
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Finished Taskmaster Series 21 last night and was disappointed to learn that across ten episodes of TV, not a single person brought up that Joanna Page was dressed like a Minion??? The ENTIRE time???
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Does it taste different with ads
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Wow that's a really rare and specific character combination. Beautiful!
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Jacob Rubin @jacobsrubin.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A lot of stuff has fallen into place for me since I learned I'm on the same antidepressants as Griffin McElroy
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