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Snacks McGrath

@jmcgrizz.bsky.social
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Finally, a book for people who can’t read www.hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyle/li...
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MrBeast and James Patterson’s Novel Collaboration Debuts at No. 3 on NYT Bestseller List
Sources confirm there are active talks around film rights for the mystery thriller, titled 'The Most Dangerous Games.'
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
They’re selling people dog treats
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Pay to win micro transactions ass country
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
When some middle of the country goober posts about how awful CA is
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
In honor of Spain’s victory we are having tapas tonight (I made sheet pan nachos)
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Okay but you know that sketch Wemby was doing was trash. Those freak ass fingers don’t know how to navigate a pencil.
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Laughed so hard I almost crashed my car when I saw this
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Perhaps my last interaction with students as a teacher is playing smash with a group of dorks after school 🥹
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Raising babies in these unprecedented times requires you as a parent to embrace tradition in ways you didn’t anticipate. That’s why we made sure our baby’s first word was WAZZZZUPPPPPPPPPP 🤪
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Bailey at bats are like 90% dreadful but man he knows how to admire a big fly
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Feels like we spend a LOT of time teaching kids about farm animals
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
No individual space makes me feel older or dumber than a Boba shop
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Damn gentrification really is getting out of hand West Oakland has pirates now??
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Damn gentrification really is getting out of hand West Oakland has turkeys now??
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Gubernatorial is right these dudes are GOOBS
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
If and ONLY if AI can teach me how to play Better off Alone on my son’s 8 note baby Einstein keyboard will I consider it something other than a complete and total failure
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Got my Door Dash Wrapped and it just said I’m a nasty little hog 😔
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Steph making the same face my baby makes when I do a raspberry on his tummy
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Teehee I paid an Etsy witch to curse the opposing team! The witch cursing the 49ers:
Gladys from Weapons
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
No kings includes short kings 😔
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Between this man and Wembanyama the French have not been this out of hand since Napoleon. Dangerous territory imho
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Anyone with a contact to the federal immigration agents coming to the bay please put me in touch. I have credible information as to the location of bofa
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Teared up a little this morning while reading the description for a children’s book being a parent is so dumb
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Rich dickheads stop moving to cities that you don’t like challenge level impossible
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Hope we get to see Kershaw cough it up at least one more time in the post season 🥺
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
All this for a podcaster
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Jennifer - Everything MUST Fit! | Love, Ghostie @janbehchanbeh.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
📢 Love, Ghostie is coming to NINTENDO SWITCH on OCT 1!! 📢 Be a ghost matchmaker and explore 60+ combinations of couples! 👻💘 I did the port myself, so sorry it took so long and thanks for your patience! Greatly appreciate any shares/help spreading the word!!
A Nintendo Switch with Love, Ghostie running on it
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Seems important to mention now as a blue voter in California that Gavin Newsom eats major bung. Please don’t get fooled by this Napa Valley doofus.
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
If you’re the ones that just set off the firework that woke up my baby, come to my house rn so I can call you a loser ass dork to your face
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Needed this reminder today.
Fox Mulder from X-Files saying “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government”“If you die, you let them off the hook.”
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
It’s humiliating to say “yeah let me get the corn” at Chipotle and I can’t explain why.
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Took my son with me to the 7/11 to cash in some scratchers because it’s important to share culture with new generations, even when that culture is just “white trash”.
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Despite being 5'7" most of my adult life, during a medical exam today I was told I am 5'9". Finally hitting that age 36 growth spurt.
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Been trying to write (and share that writing) more. Here are some things I have been working on. #writersky jmcgrizz.substack.com
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Yours Truly | Jmcgrizz | Substack
First drafts. Click to read Yours Truly, by Jmcgrizz, a Substack publication. Launched 2 months ago.
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
It’s called Dave’s Killer Bread because it tastes so bad that you die
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Men should be forced to watch women’s sports but it should be criminalized for them to comment on them in public
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Who does Pat Spencer think he is
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
It’s teacher appreciation week!
open.substack.com
Thankless
Happy teacher appreciation week 🤮!
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Pat Spencer the enforcer
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Tough thing about being active as a big dude is people look at you and just KNOW you have shin splints
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Draymond really is one of one
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
So much dental work my mouth is like the Ship of Theseus
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The Art of the Deal™️ (Do a takesies backsies)
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Lol “Provocative” nyt get bent. Very provocative to pay more for worse avocados
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Beloved athlete served his country because of woke
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Same energy as my students that swear by Chat GPT and then get C’s on those papers
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Seems insane the the government abducted a legal citizen because they don’t agree with their views and it’s not the headline for every major media publication in the world
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Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
governors should not have time to podcast
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The heir apparent of the Democratic Party started a podcast (🤢), hosted a white nationalist, and proceeded to spew anti-trans rhetoric, in case you were wondering what it looks like to be a big ass loser baby
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
starting the DOE’s “final mission” to remove federal oversight from schools the same day you say protests on school campuses are punishable federally hell yeah dude we can just say and do whatever everything is meaningless
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