Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Genuine opinion I have: Johnny Cash should have covered Closer too 140
Reposted by Jacob ColliverKon Karapanagiotidis @kkarapanagiotidis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ASRC had TWO VANS STOLEN OVERNIGHT in Melbourne from our CATERING SOCIAL ENTERPRISE. We are all so distressed and angry. Who robs a charity! Here’s are the license plates of the two white vans 👇🏼 and photos of them too➡️➡️➡️ Call 000 if spot them please 🙏🏼 Renault 🚐 is 1UO2YV Peugeot van 🚐 is 1QR 8PO 8140130
Reposted by Jacob ColliverBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time 63158963568
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Nephew got his grandmother an Elvis "circle you put in the car and it plays music" 030
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Unronically said "honestly, the umpires are the true heroes" today 010
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you didn't know any better "Interpol" sounds like a video game developer that got acquired and shut down in 2007. I should be seeing a Kotaku headline that's like "Interpol Once Worked On An Open-World Gex RPG" 021
Reposted by Jacob ColliverDVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i like how instead of commercials now they pay a guy 15 bux to tweet "haha i saw these chips" 019932
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ebert was probably objectively correct but boy howdy was Siskel spiritually correct for the mood of the moment 010
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026There were two: a guy that only wore a naval dress uniform & travelled via Razor scooter, and a beloved homeless figure who would exclusively wear three piece suits from the op-shop. The second guy would often take the cheap bus service to explore towns hours away, so I hope they met each other. 100
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Has anyone introduced Vin Diesel to Kojima yet? That's a meeting waiting to happen 010
Reposted by Jacob Colliverwoke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm, 342909534
Reposted by Jacob ColliverJamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 26/02/2025I follow a handful of journalist for news updates, and an enormous number of mentally unwell people with arts degrees to put that news into proper context for me 121757360
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Regardless of outcome Ed Sheeran has absolutely cooked the vibe of that tour if it goes ahead. If you've seen a big fight in the lounge room of a house party, you know that an acoustic guitar isn't patching that night up. It's over 010
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The first time I saw Black Sheep was on a severely scratched rental DVD that skittered every 30 seconds and I STILL had a good time so you better believe I'm hyped for a sequel 100
Reposted by Jacob ColliverBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Sometimes people say that Meg White isn’t the most technically refined drummer and I do feel like it’s worth bringing up that she was drinking coffee and her husband went insane and made them pretend to be siblings and also she had to play the drums, so how good do you think you would do 2254446
Reposted by Jacob ColliverPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026ANDRE: And it was transcendent. Nintendo’s ever done anything like it. Wally, you’ll love it, assuming it’s ever released of course. WALLACE: That’s incredible. Incredible. [PAUSE] What other games did your uncle show you? [WAITER BRINGS THE WINE] 974996
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Had tacos for dinner and mooncake for dessert tonight. Ingredients separated by thousands of kilometres for billions of years, combined as disrespectfully as possible within one human who almost started a fire as a teenager trying to make spag bol 120
Reposted by Jacob Collivercaranatar @vibecode.rodeo · 05/09/2026It is really bizarre how a very common point of knowledge among a certain cohort of millennials is shows from 10 to 30 years before we were born 161005
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You know when a guy wearing $200 earbuds walks up to one of these bad boys you're in for a show 010
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I know this is just me being mean but every single photo I've seen of the Russo Brothers gives "uncle and nephew who run a ringtone company that the IRS is investigating" 0101
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I don't know if anyone has listened to these back to back in the last 25 years or so but What If God Smoked Cannabis somehow has a fuller production than the original What If God Was One Of Us. You don't need to check it out or anything but it's just weird how good it sounds 020
Reposted by Jacob ColliverTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 01/09/2026look its simple: if roger rabbit is exonerated the toons gain control of the acme corporation leading to "coyote vs acme". if roger rabbit is convicted, humans retain control as seen in "looney tunes: back in action". if marvin acme is never killed then chip and dale rescue rangers (2022) happens 22359813
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Sometimes in life you'll be absolutely going through it and the only thing holding it together is one of those three-tier cube flatpack bookcases. Everything else could be falling apart but those things give you the symmetrical, affordable support you need 020
Reposted by Jacob ColliverSuper Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Just Be Normal For Once 221855675
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Has science invented some kind of tiny machine gun that blasts pollen out of the air with extreme prejudice yet 010
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hey: when are the dishes actually, finally done. When does that happen 010
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I actually got one of these cameras as a birthday present. The image quality could best be described as a smeared watercolour painting running on an Atari Lynx 051
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Going to be honest, the footage coming out of the floods in Nepal are some of the most terrifying scenes I've seen in my life. 020
Reposted by Jacob Colliverchimera aunt @strangelittlevine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026he stepped up and swung at 100% power for absolutely everything. if tim suddenly showed up in the worst thing you'd ever seen it was time to get excited 1302
Reposted by Jacob Colliverchimera aunt @strangelittlevine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026struck by how of course everyone is mentioning rocky horror and clue and legend but also everyone has some other role where tim curry was on screen for 5 minutes and made a permanent impression on them and pretty much everyone is naming different things in that slot 311418
Reposted by Jacob Collivermindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I've always wanted to frantically shove documents into a shredder while cops are outside yelling at me to open up. Unfortunately all my crimes are paperless. I guess the eco-conscious equivalent would be feeding hard drives to some kind of endangered horse that eats hard drives 612318
Reposted by Jacob Collivermore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 23/08/2026crocodile magritte: Ce n'est pas une pipe, ÇA, c'est une pipe. 16518
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I like how Seth Green does voice acting in the same way a dish with cumin in it immediately tastes like cumin. No matter how many ingredients are in the mix you're like "oh that's Seth Green for sure" 010
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Maybe Jack Thompson was right about how GTA would make society insane, he just didn't understand the specific way how 010
Reposted by Jacob ColliverAgnes Forrester @agnesfm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026might muck around and make a no-budget indie mumblecore, premiere at MIFF and see all my friends log it on letterboxd with a heart but no star rating and all anyone says is "how impressive to make a movie at all 💕" and the occasional "it's like Melbourne is a character" 3443
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 20/08/2026You know that AI art is truly garbage when people are worried it's sullying the sacred legacy of *checks notes* James Pond 130
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Don't understand why you'd be a scheming vizier when being a chill vizier seems much more influential. My most trusted political advisors have bought around a 6-pack to watch Adult Swim shows with 120
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Se7en (1995) is so good because critics and film professionals have been mulling over the themes of societal cynicism and religious order for decades but the writer is just like "it's about how New York sucks" 130
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Incredible photo and also what every band who plays at The Tote looks like 020
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Ginger Ale lowkey goated when midday pub lunch is the vibe 030
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 15/08/2026It's hard to imagine a scenario where the ABC could possibly fumble Bluey harder than they already have but they somehow manage it every time 072
Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 14/08/2026youtu.be/NtKEMWX8OqU?...youtu.beFamily Feud Strike SFXYouTube video by Pavel Parusov 000