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Jacob Colliver

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Writer. Buck Bumble is an action video game for the Nintendo 64 developed by British company Argonaut Software and released by UbiSoft in 1998

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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Genuine opinion I have: Johnny Cash should have covered Closer too
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Kon Karapanagiotidis @kkarapanagiotidis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ASRC had TWO VANS STOLEN OVERNIGHT in Melbourne from our CATERING SOCIAL ENTERPRISE. We are all so distressed and angry. Who robs a charity! Here’s are the license plates of the two white vans 👇🏼 and photos of them too➡️➡️➡️ Call 000 if spot them please 🙏🏼 Renault 🚐 is 1UO2YV Peugeot van 🚐 is 1QR 8PO
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nephew got his grandmother an Elvis "circle you put in the car and it plays music"
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Unronically said "honestly, the umpires are the true heroes" today
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
gremlin get ipad
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you didn't know any better "Interpol" sounds like a video game developer that got acquired and shut down in 2007. I should be seeing a Kotaku headline that's like "Interpol Once Worked On An Open-World Gex RPG"
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i like how instead of commercials now they pay a guy 15 bux to tweet "haha i saw these chips"
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ebert was probably objectively correct but boy howdy was Siskel spiritually correct for the mood of the moment
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There were two: a guy that only wore a naval dress uniform & travelled via Razor scooter, and a beloved homeless figure who would exclusively wear three piece suits from the op-shop. The second guy would often take the cheap bus service to explore towns hours away, so I hope they met each other.
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Has anyone introduced Vin Diesel to Kojima yet? That's a meeting waiting to happen
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I follow a handful of journalist for news updates, and an enormous number of mentally unwell people with arts degrees to put that news into proper context for me
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Regardless of outcome Ed Sheeran has absolutely cooked the vibe of that tour if it goes ahead. If you've seen a big fight in the lounge room of a house party, you know that an acoustic guitar isn't patching that night up. It's over
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The first time I saw Black Sheep was on a severely scratched rental DVD that skittered every 30 seconds and I STILL had a good time so you better believe I'm hyped for a sequel
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sometimes people say that Meg White isn’t the most technically refined drummer and I do feel like it’s worth bringing up that she was drinking coffee and her husband went insane and made them pretend to be siblings and also she had to play the drums, so how good do you think you would do
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026
ANDRE: And it was transcendent. Nintendo’s ever done anything like it. Wally, you’ll love it, assuming it’s ever released of course. WALLACE: That’s incredible. Incredible. [PAUSE] What other games did your uncle show you? [WAITER BRINGS THE WINE]
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Had tacos for dinner and mooncake for dessert tonight. Ingredients separated by thousands of kilometres for billions of years, combined as disrespectfully as possible within one human who almost started a fire as a teenager trying to make spag bol
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Green Knight (2021)
A Tweet from Kanoa that says "accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life"
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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caranatar @vibecode.rodeo · 05/09/2026
It is really bizarre how a very common point of knowledge among a certain cohort of millennials is shows from 10 to 30 years before we were born
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You know when a guy wearing $200 earbuds walks up to one of these bad boys you're in for a show
A glowing Maimai rhythm game machine - it's the one in the big circle with the buttons that you slap. I think this one is called maimai でらっくす CiRCLE PLUS?
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I know this is just me being mean but every single photo I've seen of the Russo Brothers gives "uncle and nephew who run a ringtone company that the IRS is investigating"
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I don't know if anyone has listened to these back to back in the last 25 years or so but What If God Smoked Cannabis somehow has a fuller production than the original What If God Was One Of Us. You don't need to check it out or anything but it's just weird how good it sounds
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
look its simple: if roger rabbit is exonerated the toons gain control of the acme corporation leading to "coyote vs acme". if roger rabbit is convicted, humans retain control as seen in "looney tunes: back in action". if marvin acme is never killed then chip and dale rescue rangers (2022) happens
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sometimes in life you'll be absolutely going through it and the only thing holding it together is one of those three-tier cube flatpack bookcases. Everything else could be falling apart but those things give you the symmetrical, affordable support you need
My beloved flatpack three-tier bookcase from Kmart's Anko range on a stark white background. Did you know these are only 19 bucks? Free delivery is only $65, too. You'd be nuts not to pick up a couple for the garage, at the very least.
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Just Be Normal For Once
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Has science invented some kind of tiny machine gun that blasts pollen out of the air with extreme prejudice yet
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hey: when are the dishes actually, finally done. When does that happen
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I actually got one of these cameras as a birthday present. The image quality could best be described as a smeared watercolour painting running on an Atari Lynx
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Going to be honest, the footage coming out of the floods in Nepal are some of the most terrifying scenes I've seen in my life.
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chimera aunt @strangelittlevine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
he stepped up and swung at 100% power for absolutely everything. if tim suddenly showed up in the worst thing you'd ever seen it was time to get excited
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chimera aunt @strangelittlevine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
struck by how of course everyone is mentioning rocky horror and clue and legend but also everyone has some other role where tim curry was on screen for 5 minutes and made a permanent impression on them and pretty much everyone is naming different things in that slot
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I've always wanted to frantically shove documents into a shredder while cops are outside yelling at me to open up. Unfortunately all my crimes are paperless. I guess the eco-conscious equivalent would be feeding hard drives to some kind of endangered horse that eats hard drives
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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brian @trappedinazorb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
crocodile magritte: Ce n'est pas une pipe, ÇA, c'est une pipe.
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I like how Seth Green does voice acting in the same way a dish with cumin in it immediately tastes like cumin. No matter how many ingredients are in the mix you're like "oh that's Seth Green for sure"
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Maybe Jack Thompson was right about how GTA would make society insane, he just didn't understand the specific way how
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Agnes Forrester @agnesfm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
might muck around and make a no-budget indie mumblecore, premiere at MIFF and see all my friends log it on letterboxd with a heart but no star rating and all anyone says is "how impressive to make a movie at all 💕" and the occasional "it's like Melbourne is a character"
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You know that AI art is truly garbage when people are worried it's sullying the sacred legacy of *checks notes* James Pond
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Don't understand why you'd be a scheming vizier when being a chill vizier seems much more influential. My most trusted political advisors have bought around a 6-pack to watch Adult Swim shows with
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Se7en (1995) is so good because critics and film professionals have been mulling over the themes of societal cynicism and religious order for decades but the writer is just like "it's about how New York sucks"
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It was like 32 dollars at Sanity too
Greatest Hits Volume II - "Weird Al" Yankovic
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Incredible photo and also what every band who plays at The Tote looks like
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is where I post from
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ginger Ale lowkey goated when midday pub lunch is the vibe
God's mana, the Ginger Ale
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's hard to imagine a scenario where the ABC could possibly fumble Bluey harder than they already have but they somehow manage it every time
A Wikipedia excerpt regarding the Bluey Movie:

"The film is a joint collaboration between Disney, BBC Studios and Ludo Studio; with Disney handling theatrical and streaming rights, BBC Studios handling financing and licensing rights, and Ludo Studio producing the feature."
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yeah I study
Google search for "Would an iron explode if you filled it with petrol"
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
youtu.be/NtKEMWX8OqU?...
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Family Feud Strike SFX
YouTube video by Pavel Parusov
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