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JAB the Tab

@jab-the-tab.bsky.social
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22, male, bi. i like to be a cat on the internet

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Being on day three of scouring computer forums and finding somebody who had your same problem but eventually gave up is like seeing a dead body on Everest
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The Resolve Fusion viewport struts up to me and flicks a cigarette butt at my shoes. “You come to MY house, press ⌘F and expect me to go full-screen f’you? Wha’chu think this is, the Edit page??” The node graph cackles with a choir of demonic voices
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
sick of reading bad news
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/02/2026
Cruel Owner Chains Bike Outside In Freezing Weather
Cruel Owner Chains Bike Outside In Freezing Weather
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be supportive. Say stuff like, “Nice battling, dude.”
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Inkblot @inkblot76.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Now with sound!
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umber 🔜 MFF @metallicumbrage.moopa.ink · 09/12/2025
i hate gen AI. i hate having to second guess everything i see online cause so frequently it's just AI. i hate that my coworker will show me a funny video at work and it's AI. i hate that my mom will send me a gift she thinks i'll like and she doesn't realize it's AI slop. i'm so so so so sick of it
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JAB the Tab @jab-the-tab.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
map concept - static charging up electricity with static electricity from the bloons rushing down the track to use it against them! this track idea came to me in a dream and this concept art is mostly true to how it looked in the dream. #btd #btd5 #btd6 #ninjakiwi @ninjakiwigames.bsky.social
a winding path with a barrier blocking off the second bend. the barrier can be rotated to open up the bend and close off an early exit. there's a charge meter in the top right corner with an explanation below it: "when enough bloons are popped in a short time, the barrier rotates to block off the exit and extend the track."
there's a horde of tightly packed ceramic bloons headed down the path towards 6 ricochet boomerang monkeys. the map is covered with a dark fog that obscures the blocked segment of the path.
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🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
💕Nuance💕
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JAB the Tab @jab-the-tab.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
im a penis lol
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 09/09/2025
this is very exciting for me because I co-wrote this movie, along with you and everyone else who has ever posted words on the internet
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
My thoughts and prayers are with the families of all the posters who will get banned today. They made the ultimate sacrifice and we will honor their memories
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@tatujapa @tatujapa.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
boop uwu
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ShepGoesBlep @sheppybleppy.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
DRAWER STUCK
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JAB the Tab @jab-the-tab.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
oh no how terrible
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ACLU @aclu.org · 16/07/2025
Since 2021, Mastercard has been imposing strict regulations on platforms that use the company's financial services — and Steam appears to be their latest target. Tell Mastercard to reverse this harmful policy at action.aclu.org/petition/mas....
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Nia @mustelocentrism.london · 16/07/2025
Meme, upper text: The Myth of Artistic Freedom

Man says: I want to draw it 

Woman says: I want to see it 

MasterCard and Visa logos say: I DON'T!

Bottom text: ISN'T THERE SOME RANDOM PAYMENT PROCESSOR YOU FORGOT TO ASK?
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Milky Way’s Florida
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JAB the Tab @jab-the-tab.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
i mansplain because i see you as an equal. by this i mean i'm a fucking idiot and keep forgetting people aren't as dumb as i am.
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JAB the Tab @jab-the-tab.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
i am of the opinion that every age range is having a crisis
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mysticat!! @mysticat.live · 04/12/2024
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JAB the Tab @jab-the-tab.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
@ndemiccreations.bsky.social found a bug in after inc. an event changed the name of my settlement but an upgrade description still calls it the original name (please excuse the vulgar name, i did not expect to have to include it in a bug report)
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JAB the Tab @jab-the-tab.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
one of my most horrifying realisations growing up was that adults never knew what the fuck they were doing. we're not omniscient, we're just dirty taller teenagers that lie better
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION 2025: In the interest of preserving the planet, specifically water conservation, I am now selflessly resolved & fully committed to peeing in the shower. #ProudToDoMyPart
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
People underestimate how much of making art involves having a little sit and doing a little think
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JAB the Tab @jab-the-tab.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
peace and positivity is simply delusion. you'll never escape negativity and you're foolish if you think you can just ignore it. it's not cyberbullying, it's not trolling, it's not a violation of your rights. it's simply culling the herd of the weak, useless, oversensitive twats.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Cat: launching that fucker off the table regardless
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God @thegodshow.com · 23/11/2024
Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
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lockit.bsky.social @lockit.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
stop immigration so we can take care
of our own

im starving. 

fuck off.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
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George @hannahtempler.com · 25/10/2024
creature who today has already committed multiple crimes such as: - tip over trashcan - steal objects (wrist brace, tissue, charging cord) - bite my leg then run away - tip over trashcan again
super mario the orange and gray torbie cat lying in her back with her paws out and tummy exposed playfully
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/10/2024
*gesturing broadly at everything* the shit it’s fucked
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brinsonmarie @brinsonmarie.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
my 15 year old cat has been waking me up with a terrible, distressed meow, and i've been worried that it's dementia or a urinary blockage. anyway, he just made that awful meow again, so i ran to him, and it turns out that meow is an announcement that he's dragged his stuffed carrot to a new room
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