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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario)

@randymiller.bsky.social
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Send me your spiritual & free jazz recs. AR/VR/XR/3D software dev, currently working in mobile fuel management. She/they. 🏳️‍⚧️ Portland OR

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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 13h
finally went to a show at the crystal ballroom and man what a shitty accessibility nightmare that venue is. Terrible sound too...sounds better in the bar they pipe the music into downstairs.
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 22h
choosing to perform music is itself a meaningful and valuable personal act so I don't think any performance that isn't solely contractual can ever be entirely artistically bad unless it's like, racist or otherwise morally objectionable, and that includes shitty buskers and drunk karaoke
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think that mindfulness and intentionality are the two most important attributes you can bring to any task and that is why I don't think AI is well suited to do any of them
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do you think Tom did other notable stuff or was it all overshadowed by the Peeping
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feels like a lost classic
Datura - Visions for the Celestial on vinyl
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pepper is mostly into shoegaze, heavy psych, drone, and spiritual jazz, but she loves the smooth krautrock stylings of Moon Duo from the top of her Pikachu pillow
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Got my pedal setup pretty close to how I want it, one I get my old Devi Ever big distortion sound machine pedal back in the mail and find my missing Boss FB-2
A chain of guitar pedals going into an orange micro dark. Exh pitch fork, mxr super comp, boss ns-2, boss bd-2, Earthquaker plumes, ehx big muff, boss ce-1, Earthquaker ghost echo, Earthquaker afterneath, boss dd-8
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Inventing a reverse autotune for my enemies that subtly bends your voice away from the nearest standard pitch
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We need some new Mandela effects. His name was Art Disney. Mitch Hedberg was black. Ted Danson voiced the Taco Bell chihuahua. Mexico and Canada switched places.
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
10 years developing on this platform and it still throws me for a loop that they call the main piece of their build tooling AGP
Project update recommended Android Gradle plugin version 9.0.1 has an
upgrade available. Start the AGP Upgrade...
Start AGP Upgrade Assistant
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It sucks that the big tech geniuses all ended up being evil villain but at least they aren’t actually smart, for all the global damage Elon Musk has done it would be a lot worse if he understood how anything worked
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did you know that if you have DoorDash deliver your medication from Walgreens and the driver steals it, neither DoorDash nor Walgreens believes it's their job to fix it and will hang up on you? And the only way to convince your insurer that happened is to file a police report and get a case number?
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 23/09/2026
i want to burn every data centre to the ground
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
in America we've decided sometimes cars just do that
Sheriff's officials told KSAL that an 82-year-old woman came forward and told investigators she "thought she hit something, turned around to check the area, but didn't see anything, so she continued her journey home." It's unclear whether any arrests have been or will be made.
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I ultimately owe an awful lot of my taste to the Barnes and Noble in my hometown having a poster of V. by Thomas Pynchon on the wall and carrying it in paperback
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pulling a “why I left the left” two months before the midterms while every branch of government and every department is run by corrupt GOP lackeys brazenly refusing to follow or enforce the law and people are being kidnapped off the street in broad daylight really seems like a break from reality
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
we can all see which public figures are being vocally pro trans right now and which ones are avoiding the issue by the way, nobody is successfully playing the middle
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When they put out a drone companion album to Celestial Lineage I really hoped Wolves in the Throne Room had realized their destiny as America’s Ulver. They’ve definitely perfected what they do but I think they need to evolve on their next album.
Wolves in the Throne Room - Primordial Arcana on vinyl
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Picked these guys up yesterday and immediately answered some questions about what I was missing with my clean tone
MXR dyna comp pedal
Earthquaker ghost echo pedal
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think the radfem aspect of TERFism is kinda understated since even the decidedly not-feminist among them immediately fall back on conceptualizing the penis as materially anti-woman
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Had a dream that the guy at the meat counter in the grocery store was making fun of me for mispronouncing Ross Douthat’s last name
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sick since Wednesday, expecting a guitar pedal in the mail on Friday, only to have it rescheduled for Monday
Earthquaker Afterneath pedal
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Onimusha: Way of the Sword is amazing, Mortal Shell 2 I need more time with, I don’t need another open world action rpg right now
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The latest deluge of press about the GOP’s weakening midterm chances & Trump’s unmistakable unpopularity makes this feel very much like 2024 before Elon’s surprise jolt of cash and whatever else
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The thing about working from home is that you have access to better lunch breaks
A joint resting on a can of yerba madre watermelody in a backyard
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
trying to fix (or, rewrite) a broken serial connection parser and this is one of the variables, with some illuminating context
var isProcress = falseisProcress=false
mCountGetVolume = 0
callBack?. response ( error = ResponseError.SUCCESS, response = mTransaction)
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The mom and pop weed dispensary was 20% Off all products for September 11th
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the moral of the Trump era is that small government is bad and that transparent bureaucracy is good, there need to be more empowered people at every step of the decision making process or else you get Lake America
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
today marks the one year anniversary of successfully avoiding seeing even a frame grab of the gruesome on-camera murder of some shitty political operative on his campus crowd work tour
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hello Portland-area cyclists, I've put together an Android app for tracking the shift2bikes.org event calendar. I'm not a cyclist but I'm told this is something a lot of people have asked for. I'll have a play store listing once they verify my identity. github.com/randy-miller...
github.com
GitHub - randy-miller/PortlandCycling: An app for accessing the shift2bikes.org event calendar
An app for accessing the shift2bikes.org event calendar - randy-miller/PortlandCycling
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
2 days of dealing with a healthcare system nightmare are over and now I'm sitting under the awning in the rain in my backyard smoking an amazing strain of weed called Lumpy Space Princess and I feel pretty grounded, emotionally and cosmically
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
when I think about the math cranks who used to invade web forums and start thousand page threads purporting to disprove the pythagorean theorem or whatever, I really wonder what's brewing right now in with AI psychosis in the mix
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Currently at the 4th emergency medical center in 24 hours (one private urgent care, one hospital er, one hospital urgent care) because apparently a dislodged IUD is a medical emergency that it’s nobody’s fucking job to fix.
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My current theory is that Elon Musk thought Chris Diamontopoulos’s character in Silicon Valley was actually supposed to be cool and modeled himself after him after they featured his cars.
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My manager wants to borrow my broken modular synth to fix with his trans daughter. Excited to introduce the next generation of trans women to our culture.
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sir! Sir! It’s Rogan, Sir! He’s been canceled!
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Bjork’s Holy Mountain
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Every quilt store is run by either a queer collective or a 65 year old woman and her autistic daughter
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Early arrival of my pre-order, and it’s fucking great
Who Loves the Sun - Chat Pile
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“Movie Legend Jon Voight” Also fuck off Schiff
Tim and Gregg of On Cinema
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IGN @ign.com · 31/08/2026
A bunch of angry spouses on social media believe that Grand Theft Auto 6's in-depth relationship mechanic is equivalent to cheating on your real life partner and worth breaking up over. bit.ly/4qLlUbp
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Some of these guys are animated by evil and would be defiant but loud participants in any truth and reconciliation process, but when I look at people like Mike Johnson I'm pretty sure they'd privately kill themselves before ever having to explain themselves. Hegseth, also, has big coward energy.
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It sure would be nice to live in normal times when having the president, vice president, and secretary of defense on camera discussing the goals of our current war is the kind of thing you might expect them to do. Instead we get no justification and derision at any questions. Such obvious failure.
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Billionaires are fake and they only have access to their money because of a bunch of active financial systems that choose to allow them to access it. We don't need to let people with the personal power of an independent state exist inside of ours. We can seize their assets and ground their planes.
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m not complaining but I was a little surprised that the first shell I found in Mortal Shell 2 had a big juicy ass, the game hadn’t really primed me to expect that
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
After trying a bunch of different string materials and gauges on my Telecaster, very frustrating to discover that the Fender-brand medium gauge nickel strings are actually the best
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I know its inclusion is arguable, but as the age of the gaming console seems to be drawing to a close, the unarguable winner in terms value, ease of use, and catalog depth has gotta be the Steam Deck. A portable Linux box with a Windows compatibility layer that game devs target sounds impossible.
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
when I worked at Adobe I had to maintain Linux build tools for a bunch of our software even though we had no plans to release it on Linux, and I was told it was because there were very senior staff engineers who refused to use any other platform
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Today I had to obtain a court document for my adult kid’s custody battle and take it to be served and I had to go to six counters in three buildings and pay $50 in cash only and it really seems like something they should just do when they grant the hearing. Very hard if you don’t know court terms.
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Miranda Miller (fastest Mario) @randymiller.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
a friend of mine recorded this when he was 17 years old and it's still one of my favorite pieces of music
open.spotify.com
Songs On Tape - Album by Aspen | Spotify
Aspen · album · 2008 · 10 songs
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