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James Webber

@ja.meswebber.com
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A fairly irate scientist. He/him

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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 09/09/2026
Joseph Campbell Hero's Journey (Club Mix)
A playlist titled "The club can handle me easily"

In Da Club - 50 Cent
Tipsy (Club Mix) - J-Kwon
Club Can't Handle Me (feat. David Guetta) - Flo Rida
Blame It (Club Mix) (feat. T-Pain) - Jamie Foxx
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 28/07/2026
the anti-piracy "you wouldn't download a car" meme but "Car" is cropped out of the St Louis Cardinals logo
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 07/07/2026
A poster of the Jason Statham movie Crank (2006) but I turned the C into a lowercase P with a bad paint job
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 28/06/2026
Can you guess where this sample will be used? No, you cannot.
Screenshot from a Tracklib sample breakdown. The sample is from Wes Montgomery's cover of "Eleanor Rigby" (originally by the Beatles)
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 14/05/2026
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 20/04/2026
screenshot of @austin_walker tweet

"y'all ever see a take so bad you are forced to immediately go to sleep?"

This tweet was in 2016 when Wemby was 12 years old so it probably wasn't referring to a take as ridiculous as "Wemby just stands there" but you never know
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 17/04/2026
Oh, this is probably gonna come in handy for a lot of situations. (subscribe to the Achewood patreon, because I promise you can not predict the lead-up to this panel)
A panel from the latest Achewood comic (available on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/cw/Achewood) showing Ray and Téodor watching television. Ray is in an armchair holding a beer, looking displeased, while Téodor is standing next to him with an expression of surprise. The person on the TV has just said "This is effectively the end of the American experiment." and Ray is thinking "Fuck."

I can't stress this enough: you will *not* guess why this is happening, unless you subscribe to the Patreon.
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 25/03/2026
Image from @tylermcbrien.com's post, Apple's summarizing a text with "Bad news; someone got sick; trivia crew notified; clown event still possible"
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 08/02/2026
meme from Mad Men: top panel is the quote from this dogshit article:
"If I can generate a book in a day, and you need six months to write a book, who’s going to win the race?"

And bottom panel is just the quote from the show
"I don't think about you at all"
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 03/02/2026
obligatory @mattielubchansky.com (from thenib.com/the-smartest...)
a classic* Mattie Lubchansky comic:

First panel: Two friends chatting (some dude is lurking behind them)
1st friend: "Wow did you hear about [redacted]? Turns out he's a real creep." 
2nd friend: "That's a bummer- I love his movies..."

2nd panel: still chatting, dude is closer
1st: "Yeah they mean a ton to me, too. Lots to reckon with."
Some dude: "It's not a big deal actually, since..."

3rd panel: the dude removes his voluminous robe to declare
Dude: I...NEVER CARED FOR HIS WORK!
1st friend falling to their knees: "Oh my! A true genius!"
2nd friend: "We're in the presence of a visionary"

4th panel: the dude is getting a crown and scepter and robe
2nd friend: "What's your secret?"
Dude: "I've never liked anything or anyone"

* it's 7 years old? jesus
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 13/01/2026
The "confused Skinner" meme but using quotes from the article attributed to Dominick Skinner, founder of ICE List

Top: “I’ve had hotel staff sending post-it notes, bar staff sending DHS IDs, and loads of people saying their neighbour is an agent”

Bottom: “ICE and CBP are in clear need of reform, and I believe working for either is a bad move on a moral level"
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 25/09/2025
@reparrishcomics.bsky.social
RE Parrish comic titled "Kate Bush was the worst roommate I ever had"
First panel shows Kate Bush soaking in a bubble bath (claw-foot tub of course):
"Kate Bush! You can't keep taking five baths a day! You've been..."
Second panel shows Parrish pointing at the water bill
"Running up that bill!" (the bill is for $5000)
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 06/05/2025
Wild to caption this with "costumes from the BBC" and not mention if those cardinals are from the Spanish Inquisition
A photo of students in full conclave costume, centered on a couple of guys in bright red cardinal outfits (one of them has the hat). I didn't expect that.

Original caption: The class’s professor has procured costumes over the years from sources like Renaissance fairs and the BBC’s costume department. Kevin Serna for The New York Times
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 29/04/2025
Hell yeah I finally made it
Screenshot of the beginning of an email I received, which goes thusly:

Esteemed Colleague,

After carefully reviewing your online academic work, we are genuinely impressed by the valuable contributions you have made. We are delighted to extend an invitation to you to submit new research papers to our prestigious publication, "CATTLE PRACTICE." Our journal acts as a platform for a wide range of scientific (screenshot ends)
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 17/04/2025
Me when I see @prakashlab.bsky.social referenced in a Ze Frank True Facts episode
still frame of Leonardo DiCaprio pointing, from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 16/01/2025
Embarrassing spelling mistake here, the real title is "Nosferatu Babygirl: the Brutallest"
Picture of the marquee of the Somerville theater in Davis square. The sign reads

NOSFERATU
BABYGIRL
THE BRUTALIST
IN 70MM
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 30/11/2024
Timeline convergence
Screenshot of my timeline. On the bottom is Hank's post (a carrier full of Bear Spray juxtaposed with Ralph Wiggum saying "I'm in danger"). Above is a skeet from @abbycohenwl.bsky.social. It reads:

If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 30/11/2024
It means this
A photo of Bill Gates from 1985. He is lying on top of a desk, resting on top of a monitor displaying the Windows 1.0 boot screen. It might have been intended to be seductive?? It's very confusing
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 03/10/2024
A beautiful thing about the internet is that I could make this in 10 minutes with free websites. It's supposed to be animated but bsky won't let me 😢
A picture (or GIF? hopefully?) from Castle Wolfenstein except it's Ollie's huge cartoon snout instead of a gun
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 12/08/2024
i image-searched "denim shoes heels" and I found a strap stiletto heel in blue denim with frayed edges. It costs $36 on Amazon
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 08/08/2024
Version of the "bad enough dude" screenshot from the NES game "Bad Dudes" showing a green screen with a military-looking dude and in a pixelated font:

"YOU JUST READ THE WORST POST YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO IGNORE IT?"
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 20/06/2024
"stonks" meme of a business mannequin looking at numbers go up, but instead of saying "stonks" it says "lonks"
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 20/03/2024
I forgot to pack gym shorts, but they have a store. The guy said "we just have what's out there" and there weren't any shorts but I pointed at a mannequin and said "that guy has shorts, can I buy those" and
A picture of a mannequin wearing an MIT branded hoodie and no pants
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 11/03/2024
Finally, a return to traditional American eigenvalues
Title of an NYT Opinion piece:

"There Is a Secret Hamiltonian in the White House"
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 27/02/2024
My electric utility is thinking about becoming a singer-songwriter
a text from my utility provider

Eversource: We are a storm with heavy rain and damaging winds and preparing for potential outages Wednesday into Thursday
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 20/02/2024
. @ass.golf I keep seeing this headline on ESPN and getting confused but also intrigued
NBA Top Headlines from ESPN:
"Sources: Nets promoting Ollie to interim coach"

(Ollie is Jeph's dog. There's nothing in the rules that prevents this but he lives in Canada???)
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 05/02/2024
Watching a talk and seeing people you recognize from social media
That one image Leonardo DiCaprio pointing, from "once upon a time in Hollywood"
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 22/01/2024
I'm pretty checked out of the NFL but I am 100% down to watch a four-team Super Bowl
A headline from ESPN: "First look at Lions-49ers, Chiefs-Ravens: How all four teams can advance to Super Bowl LVIII"
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 26/11/2023
"ooh you made bagels, can I have one?" "... It's bageI, not bagewe"
A cooling rack of everything bagels, they look great. You can't have one
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 10/11/2023
If I find a sufficiently stupid beer I am actually required to purchase it
A picture of a four pack of beer. The beer is Night Shift brewing and the flavor is Teddie peanut butter. I can't explain why they made it and I can't explain why I bought it but here we are
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 09/11/2023
I've changed my mind, I want Boogieboard Bigfoot
A flag with colorful geometric shapes (yellow, blue, pink) and a four-pointed star, and also what appears to be a silhouette of Bigfoot carrying a surfboard
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 09/11/2023
I want them to have a flag of a photograph of a painting
A painting of a pond, with a black-and-white speckled duck in the foreground and a bald eagle flying in the background
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 16/10/2023
Yeah they're called memes
A picture of an ad on the subway for a clinical study. The beginning of the ad reads "Do you have repetitive unwanted thoughts that are difficult to control and interfere with you life?"
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 20/09/2023
Very surprised that this is the only GIS result I found for "Office Horus"
A screenshot of some of The Office (US) main cast: Ryan, Jim, Dwight and Michael, and in place of Pam is a picture of the Egyptian god Horus
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 29/08/2023
oh ya that's why I have a separate one
A screenshot of my Bluesky profile. Next to the Likes tab is another tab called "Weird Likes"
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James Webber @ja.meswebber.com · 15/08/2023
There was a "translate" link and Google decided that "!gawrsh" is Arabic for ... "Gorsh!"
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