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joko’s b1txh @j0k0sb1txh.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
@rogbennett.bsky.social this week on the pod you said fans haven’t done spiritual type things. Rog I have a manchester united teddy bear that i’ve set on my partners crystal desk, and i’m convinced every time we win, that’s the only reason
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joko’s b1txh @j0k0sb1txh.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
he’s been sent to the basement for being mean to our other dog
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Battle Between Carnival and Lent, by Jan Molenaer (flipped), 1633-34, 📸 by @julianfinney
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joko’s b1txh @j0k0sb1txh.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
for anyone that care’s home cut donuts, inc. in joliet, il, has one of the best apple fritters i’ve ever had (ESPECIALLY if go early and you get them relatively fresh)
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Not paying for a knob, not 3D printing a knob, but a secret third thing
I'm so glad I learned CAD
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$34/knob from Bosch
$0.12/knob from my 3D printer

when i needed one for my maytag range i simply went to home depot and took a knob off the display model and put in my pocket
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joko’s b1txh @j0k0sb1txh.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
i got an uncle chuck like this
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/01/2025
Cousin’s Husband Says First Word
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Cousin’s Husband Says First Word
NORFOLK, VA—In what is being hailed as a huge milestone in the development of the man’s verbal skills, sources confirmed Tuesday that Mark Peterbaum, the husband of a local woman’s cousin, said his fi...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/01/2025
The Menu (2022) is a film about if burger saved the day
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
The first hour of the morning is when the day really starts going downhill
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/01/2025
it’s comforting to know that the worlds dumbest billionaire built a truck that is an active road bomb that is only purchased by the worlds dumbest guys
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
[opens Disney+] ok sweetie do you want to watch the Lion King, Mary Poppins or Night Bitch
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joko’s b1txh @j0k0sb1txh.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
DYLAN IS FUCKING COMING IM ACTUALLY GONNA SOB
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joko’s b1txh @j0k0sb1txh.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
there is a chance i get to see one of my best friends that moved to colorado for the first time in 3.5 years today and if i see dylan ill cry my eyes out like a little baby
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joko’s b1txh @j0k0sb1txh.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
i love family guy. i love the gay baby and his dog
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 30/12/2024
my favorite scene in the new nosferatu is when he brandishes the ak47 and shouts I vant you to say hello to my little friend
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
100 years old? This was no Jimmy. This was a James.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Nosferatu 1922 vs. Nosferatu 2024
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 28/12/2024
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joko’s b1txh @j0k0sb1txh.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
i feel as if eggers is finally getting the flowers he’s deserved from a mainstream audience since the witch. what a director
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/12/2024
I have known so many Grimeses in my life. Every couple of months a buddy would bring a Grimes around and make it halfway through a party before she annoyed everyone so much they’d lock her outside
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/12/2024
Grandma Who Survived Great Depression Casually Drops That She Once Killed Man For Mayonnaise theonion.com/grandma-who-...
Grandma Who Survived Great Depression Casually Drops That She Once Killed Man For Mayonnaise
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joko’s b1txh @j0k0sb1txh.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
it’s hard to believe in prison abolition when i see people so stupid they fall for “half off flight” or “the chase bank” scam. THATS FRAUD
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 26/12/2024
Sisyphus but he’s just pushing the couch cushions back into the couch
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joko’s b1txh @j0k0sb1txh.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
when draco malfoy is mean to him i want to shoot draco malfoy in the head with a gun
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joko’s b1txh @j0k0sb1txh.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
it wasn’t ceasar’s fault in rise of the planet of the apes. he’s just a baby
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joko’s b1txh @j0k0sb1txh.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
no strings in my new cubs hoodie bc the mlb knows being a club gets you at least 1 out patient stay (minimum)
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/01/2024
hollywood must put a moratorium on shredded twinks. moviegoers demand more fucked-up looking guys with a little paunch on the silver screen
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
NYPD cops talking to a kid in a subway station and saying “hey kid. You pay for a ticket? Let me see some Id.” While a woman burns behind the kid.
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
The Chinese restaurant we ate at, which serves exclusively halal food and has a huge Muslim customer base, was blasting the entirety of Sabrina Carpenter’s Short ‘n Sweet in honor of Christmas, and, honestly, this wild mix of influences is the main thing I love about this stupid country.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/12/2024
Foster Child Hopes Adoption Papers Not His Only Christmas Gift
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Foster Child Hopes Adoption Papers Not His Only Christmas Gift
CHARLOTTE, NC—After finding only a large, plain envelope with his name on it under the tree, local foster child Dylan Mayfield reportedly began to worry Wednesday that the few measly sheets of paper s...
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joko’s b1txh @j0k0sb1txh.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
yesterday i fell down 7 stairs like peter griffin and ive never in my life woken up so sore
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Can never watch Home Alone without yearning bitterly for pre-TSA airports
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/12/2024
had a zyn for the first time tonight. i looked into gods eyes and he looked back
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
this xmas is gonna be better than last year’s i can feel it in my bones nope that’s the osteoporosis nvm
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phil bone @crip.es · 24/12/2024
i asked for a latte at dunkin and they spit in my face
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/12/2024
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Jets Fans Required To Sign NDA Before Leaving Stadium
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—With security checkpoints having been set up near every exit, New York Jets fans were reportedly stopped and asked to sign nondisclosure agreements Sunday before leaving MetLife St...
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joko’s b1txh @j0k0sb1txh.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
@rogbennett.bsky.social do you know where i am for the very first time?
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Carl Beijer @carlbeijer.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
DOSTOEVSKY: Is it ok to take the law into your hands and kill a class enemy? EVERYONE: Wow this is such a profound difficult question. This is the greatest book of all time LUIGI: Is it ok to take the law into your hands and kill a class enemy? EVERYONE: NO, duh. That's obviously wrong
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joko’s b1txh @j0k0sb1txh.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
just realized the lumineers played gale song with FUCKING JAMES BAY at WRIGLEY FIELD and my dad SOLD THOSE TIX LAST SUMMER FUCK ME
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 22/12/2024
ms pac man really just kept gobbling up pills until she believed she could eat ghosts, aspirational
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Germany, 1935. A German man in a bow tie and bowler hat reads a newsspaper to another German man and says "shit, looks like they got the socialists." he reads more "...AND the freakin' trade unionists? The Jews too?" The man crumples up the newspaper and says "wow that's a lot of people. He points to himself and says "they won't get me though. I'm too awesome." A mustachioed man next to him nods in agreement.
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joko’s b1txh @j0k0sb1txh.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
“ricky would’ve had 60 by the break”. rest in peace to a legend
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skylerb97.bsky.social @skylerb97.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Learning Charles Schulz was depressed was not surprising. His most prominent work is about an 8 year old boy who the entire town hates except for a black kid and a kid who still sleeps with a security blanket
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Gh0sstly @gh0sstly.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.
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joko’s b1txh @j0k0sb1txh.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
SOOS WOULD FUCKING NEVER DELETE THIS SHIT NOW
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Evergreen
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
A huge barred owl flew down a Virginia family’s chimney, knocked over the star on top of their Christmas tree, and perched himself on top www.wusa9.com/article/life...
An owl stares into the camera from atop a family’s Christmas tree An owl perched on top of a Christmas tree inside a Virginia home
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