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Tavis

@itstavis.bsky.social
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• producer of VFX • wrangler of preschooler • he/him

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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 6h
"We Can't Eat Road Salt" should be a whole ad.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 7h
If you see the new Colonel in the KFC commercials they made him swole now. Probably as the result of an executive order I missed. But I missed that era like 15 years ago. When the Colonel was Jim Gaffigan and also Norm McDonald at the same time.
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Tavis @itstavis.bsky.social · 7h
Never forget
Art for “A Recipe for Seduction”, a Lifetime Original Mini-movie starring Mario Lopez as a “sexy” Colonel Sanders. I am not making this up.
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Tavis @itstavis.bsky.social · 7h
post a meme made by you
Time magazine’s “person of the year” issue, featuring “the architects of AI”, only they all look like Lyle Lanley, the monorail grifter from The Simpsons.
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Tavis @itstavis.bsky.social · 17h
I loved that show SO much. Me, after the finale:
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Andy Drops Woody - Toy Story 2
Alt: Andy Drops Woody - Toy Story 2
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21h
White supremacist cops take a minority citizen, drive him out to the woods as a threat, and leave him there. No, it's not Mississippi in the 1930s, why do you ask?
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 05/10/2026
“Democracy has been hailed as, like, the holy grail for the last couple hundred years, but democracies are inefficient,” said the crypto billionaire. “If you get a benevolent dictator, it’s actually extremely efficient." Hmm, where have I heard this before? www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/b...
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Inside a Billionaire’s Paradise With Crypto’s Most Powerful Ex-Convict (Gift Article)
Changpeng Zhao, jailed in the United States for a financial crime and pardoned by President Trump, is now living a gilded life in the United Arab Emirates.
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Tavis @itstavis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
kompromat
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Tavis @itstavis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you’ve been hit by — you’ve been struck by —
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Sebastian Peitsch 🇬🇱 @speitsch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Interviewer : so why should we hire you Me:
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Ann Monster Lipton @annmlipton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is pretty cool. Now that the CFPB has been functionally dismantled by Russell Vought, a bunch of the attorneys formed a consumer protection law firm www.law360.com/colorado/art...
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Home Equity Fintech Is 1st Target Of Ex-CFPB Attys' Law Firm - Law360
Home equity fintech firm Unlock has used deceptive marketing and confusing contract terms to hide that its "investment" agreements are actually illegal high-cost loans, according to a new proposed cla...
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
You know. I don’t think that there is any more crucial component to contextualizing & meeting our current set of problems than understanding this.
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Sam Bagenstos @sbagen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a signal of what pro-democracy folks here are going to be up against should we prevail in the next two elections. The number one goal here has to be coming and staying together to fight for our democracy and deliver for the people.
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Doctora Malka Older @older.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we fucking loved it, even when there was basically nothing on it, and let me tell you something else: we loved it because of human connection, human diversity, human creativity. WE DON'T NEED A SINGLE THING ANY OF THESE COMEMIERDAS HAVE MADE AND TRIED TO SELL US IN ORDER TO HAVE A GREAT INTERNET.
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The Expanse Quotes @expanse-quotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
'Kay, you want me to shoot Morty? #TheExpanse
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Tavis @itstavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
~~ manifesting ~~
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
He’s a standard Republican man and standard Republican women understand that which is why Republican men and women are going to vote for him. By our standards it’s bananas, but think about who you have to be to vote for Republicans in Texas. 🤷🏾‍♀️
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is the most video game villain coded shot I think I've ever seen irl
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Tavis @itstavis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“do you even compute, bro?”
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Tavis @itstavis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You know, for kids!
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine the first clown in human history, what that must have been like for everyone else
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 03/10/2026
Makin' movies, makin' music and Fightin' Round The World!
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frog and Toad sat and watched their kite. It seemed to be flying way up at the top of the sky.
Frog and Toad sit on a bluff at the edge of the meadow, watching their kite soar high above.

From "The Kite"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and like, his entire family busts in with a cake to wish this fully nude man in the bathtub a happy birthday. his kids goof off with him a little, chit chat. legit bonkers stuff.
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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THE LORD OF THE RINGS (1954)
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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Enjoy it in full! www.wmtw.com/article/susa...
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Sen. Susan Collins says her Maine home was recently egged
U.S. Sen. Susan Collins says her home in Bangor was egged about a week before the doors to her Biddeford office were vandalized.
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Tavis @itstavis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People, please don’t skip reading this article. Susan Collins’ quotes are to be treasured.
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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m so very concerned… …you hadn’t seen this.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have never heard of any newsrooms with alarming practices like those described in this thread. If you have, I’d like to hear from you. Contact in bio.
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Tavis @itstavis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tech usability was perfected 20 years ago, and they’ve been chasing waterfalls ever since.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.
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Tavis @itstavis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Action! was brilliant.
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Tavis @itstavis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have never in my life been to a tailgate party, but if I ever hear they’ve got samosas at one?
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The Simpsons: Tailgating Is Fun
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D🥀. 🐍hei🧞😱 Add🕴🏻s🕸️n @drsaddison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gavin SUCKS and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Goldy @goldy.horsesass.org · 02/10/2026
I strongly encourage Republicans to run on this message!
Screen shot of a Fox News clip with Trump economic adviser Kevin Hassett saying: "The higher mortgage rates are actually a good sign for the economy because corporations are borrowing money to build things like data centers instead of lending to homeowners."
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 02/10/2026
This ship can’t sink - it’s made of irony.
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Tavis @itstavis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mariah Scarey
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Tavis @itstavis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You’re like the Mariah Carey of spooky season.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if you've been wondering how thin the commitment to the cultural is as an. 'alternative' to explicit racism of the more clearly segregationist sort, consider the implications of "the mere fact of us being able to notice" that someone is of South Asian heritage as ruling our assimilation
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Ghostship Chronos says TRANS RIGHTS @airshipchronos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These guys are just racists and ought to be treated the same you would the Klan.
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Tavis @itstavis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My man looks like he's telling you "you can't spell 'goatse' without 'goatee'"
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Specter177🐊 @specter177.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me on November 6th, 2024.
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The last time they tried to make the whole election about one person, no one had ever heard of him, so they've switched tactics to attacking someone that everybody loves
FOX News segment on "Ms. Rachel's Controversial Stances", which include voting for candidates that reflect your values, thinking the lives of foreigners are worth something, opposing the unaccountable secret police, and correctly stating that no one needs a billion dollars
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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Tavis @itstavis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
May he never know peace or pierogi.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look, the easily foreseeable problem with playing stupid parlor games where you lie & pretend the President is a King is that other people in America exist & are also allowed to have opinions about the plain meaning of the Constitution, & so you win stupid prizes. Boo hoo.
FAFO meme
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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Meanwhile, earlier today Pete Hegseth bragged about how he fired 20% of the country’s generals, weeding out the ones he and Trump find disloyal to their agenda And while I hope to G-d these things aren’t related, I’m terrified that they are
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