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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 23/09/2026

Revisiting, rethinking, revising. A lot of people will tell you The Bear fell off. These people are incorrect.

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 23/09/2026

Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only... or is it?)

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 21/09/2026

Not ready to pull the trigger yet but this is my first pass

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 21/09/2026

Catching up on all this morning's news

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 21/09/2026

iOS/iPadOS/new MacOS doesn't have the same simple Apple Intelligence Toggle off. But I found this on Reddit that gets me most of where I need to go.

You can block the main features without touching languages. Go to Settings > Screen Time > Content & Privacy Restrictions, turn it on, tap Intelligence & Siri, and set Writing Tools, Image Creation and Intelligence Extensions to Don't Allow. Mail and Messages each have their own switch for summaries in their settings. If the new Siri is the part you don't want, turn Siri off and back on in Settings > Siri and pick Siri Classic.
The language trick works because Apple requires the device language and the Siri language to match before Apple Intelligence is available, so a mismatch just makes it unavailable. Apple doesn't say that removes the models, which fits the 6.55 GB someone mentioned in the comments. Apple's own figure is up to 8 GB on most supported iPhones and up to 14 GB on the 17 Pro, Pro Max and Air.

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 19/09/2026

Me when it's time to defend Tillamook

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 12/09/2026

🎶I'm fallin' to PIECES🎶

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 09/09/2026

One of the most perfect movies ever made but also I can never pass up the chance to post one of the funniest things I've ever seen

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 05/09/2026

Screening room's right this way

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 02/09/2026

The Russo Brothers watching Chris Hemsworth's twentieth performance as Thor

Quote Meme:

"I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. I WASN'T REALLY FAMILIAR
WITH YOUR GAME."

- SHAQ TO CHRISTIAN WOOD AFTER HIS 27-POINT PERFORMANCE VS. THE SPURS

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 29/08/2026

Dom and Brian canonically have the same birthday

CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social
Aug 29th 1976 - Dominic Toretto (Vin
Diesel) was born.
17 Fast Five (2011)

CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social
Aug 29th 1973 - Brian O'Conner's date of birth according to his falsified record.

2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 26/08/2026

A Second Dan Sullivan has hit the Senate Race

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 25/08/2026

A dress color debate? I don't think so

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 17/08/2026

Wow, seems like there's a rift happening between the Beatles

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 14/08/2026

If you look at the weirdness of the chair nearest to camera you can see how the model tried to adapt to a wide angle lens unsuccessfully. And note the smoothness of the record player.

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 14/08/2026

One of the realest scenes in television history

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 12/08/2026

The kind of thing you used to see in a movie to prove that the protagonist fucked something up when he traveled back in time

Screenshot of Bluesky trending topics:

1. Twitch trains Al on channel content by default
2. ICE agents to get electric shock gloves
3. Hegseth joined Trump's secret flight
4. Perseid meteor shower peaks August 12
5. Lakers sold to Kushner and Iger

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 12/08/2026

Bought new glasses today and AOC is single

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 11/08/2026

Wait, Jason Statham is Cole Reed? Say no more. I'll be there opening night.

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 10/08/2026

Jean-Claude Van Damme IS Lynley, only on Britbox

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 31/07/2026

Facebook algo really delivered today

Post in "Obsession Movie Fan Club" from user "Cassell's Music" that reads:

Okay. This one is GUARANTEED to Blow You Away!! After Curry and Cooper reached a deal with me to rent my store for the location shoot, they asked if there was any way to negotiate the price down. I had been thinking that this 'ask' might come up, so I said to them "Put me in a small scene with one or two lines and I'll knock $1000.00 off the location fee". They didn't even hesitate and said 'YES!". So, on the second day of the shoot, I filmed a scene with Nikki (Inde Navarette) where I played a customer who walks to the register (manned by Nikki) to buy some items. Nikki is ignoring me as she is looking off to the side at Bear. I said in a somewhat loud voice,
"Excuse me. Are you going to help me or are you more interested in staring at your friend?" She then rang me up and I paid with my credit card and left saying "Kids these days just don't know about customer service." We did it three or four times and Curry said "Ed, you're a natural at this" So, imagine my disappointment that my scene didn't make it into the final cut. My son, who did make it into the movie as an extra in the background, said my scene probably didn't add to the overall storyline and so it ended up being cut as so many other scenes were. My question to you all - - Do you think Curry just played along with me to get the $1000.00 discount knowing that he would not use my scene or do you think that by not adding to the storyline, he did the right thing by cutting it? I want to believe my scene didn't add to the movie rather than being sandbagged for the discount. They did, however, give me special thanks in the closing credits so for that I'm grateful. Who knows - perhaps my scene will be in a directors cut someday which has deleted scenes.

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 27/07/2026

Behold: the History Channel's The Food that Built America's yassified Orville Redenbacher

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 20/07/2026

Equally scary is this bit a few graphs up. Acting like Gene Hackman in The Conversation should not be "your thing" imo

At a work conference in Albuquerque, N.M., in May, Chang wore a small pin with a red light indicating it was recording. Someone who worked at the conference eventually approached Chang and told her the device was making people uncomfortable. She found the request to stop recording triggering.

"It's my thing," she says. "I'm not attributing who said what. It's for my general knowledge."

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 19/07/2026

The son of a bitch has done it again

Screenshot of an imdb listing of John David Washington as "Protagonist", which was the character's name in Nolan's TENET

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