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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Kinda surprised that I haven't yet heard about any "incel advocacy" or "right to sex" organizations being launched. seems like the exact sort of bullshit a certain type of person would be funding right now.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Republican candidate: I think for myself. I don't have to do what the president says, I can disagree with him-- Trump (tweeting): Everyone has to call Congress "Toilet" now! Republican candidate: --and that's why I'm running to be your next Toiletman
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The money pit restaurant I would open as a billionaire would be the opposite of farm to table. What are the most unnatural flavors possible? Hiring top food scientists, giving a blank check and telling them to really explore the dark corners of the flavor latent space. I want to taste eternity.
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
gotta remember to manage my expectations for the midterms. yeah sure polling looks good for the democrats but like. there is so much Disappointment these days and not everything being thrown around as a possibility is going to materialize.
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Rob Ware @robware.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
From now until Nov 1, I will be a
Cookie in a bag labeled: pumpkin butterscotch individual
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LizzyRolfe @lizzyrolfe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You can own the libs or you can own your farm... choose wisely.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
every poll is "Republicans are down with people who know what a fullback is (-23), people who have never tried cottage cheese because of gender-related insecurity (-34), and people who have either started or broken up a Waffle House fight (-39)
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Oleshky Starving: The Human Cost of Territorial Concessions
Anyone who has been paying attention knows what horrors come with Russian occupation. So giving territory to Russia is inviting more death and degradation.
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(Un)Dead Carl 🎃 @deadcarl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s underrated how many of the cardinal achievements of modernity are things that allow for you to interact with people you don’t personally trust. “Contracts are enforceable” and “my safety doesn’t depend on someone being willing to avenge me” really changes the ways you can live.
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Speak for yourself. Every time I try, the gnomes come running out to stop me.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think MAHA is very straightforwardly the triumph of the snake oil salesmen and the way we beat it is the same way you always beat snake oil salesmen: regulate their claims
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 03/09/2026
Genuinely feel bad for Harris at this point. Very high WAR outcome after being dropped into an impossible situation and is now tainted. She was a good soldier who did her job and likely ended her career in the process.
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Even if SCOTUS comes thru and blocks Trumps ridiculously unconstitutional mail ballot EO, probably best out of an abundance of caution to switch to some form of in-person voting this year if you have that option in the state you live in. Not an election to leave anything to chance on.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Don't court controversy if you're not willing to marry her.
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Saganomics @saganomics.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
For the remaining primaries in the next couple of weeks, nothing is going to change, and it’s not certain anything will by November either, but it’s probably advisable to make an in-person voting plan (if you can and your electoral jurisdiction offers it) for November if you usually vote by mail.
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A NEW Miserable Experience? In THIS economy???
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Joey Anton @pascalssquare.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Everybody say it with me: I do not care about 2028 polling in 2026. I do not care about 2028 polling in 2026. I do not care about 2028 polling in 2026. I do not care about 2028 polling in 2026. I do not care about 2028 polling in 2026. I do not care about 2028 polling in 2026. I do not care a
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I do not understand Floridian behavior and I do not think I ever will
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Do I WANT to know what's going on with this Natalie person?
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I haven't been following the Florida Senate primary all that closely so...people who support Angie Nixon and think she can win in the general, why?
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"Women and their toxic empathy are trying to stop us from doing the important manly work of putting toddlers in prison for not having the right pieces of paper," is a view that people hold in this year of 2026 and that we're supposed to take seriously.
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
One like, one opinion!
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Why is it an insult to call some place a “one-horse town?” They’re doing okay. They’ve got a horse
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Now that Democrats' hopes of retaking the Senate no longer hinge on this man, I suppose it's safe to ask: Why does Graham Platner look like the lead in a porn parody of The Lorax?
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Whenever I hear about the state of cultural/social commentary on MAGA twitter it's some bullshit like "What if we staged a die-in outside of theaters showing The Odyssey?" or "I wore my 'I use slurs' t-shirt to the county fair and no one complimented it, wokeness has gone too far!"
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Say what you will about Bluesky as a platform but at least I've never encountered a Ramzan Kadyrov stan account on here
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
fucked up that there's pushup bras but no squat or deadlift bras
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Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
One group sees what MAGA has done as a blueprint. All that matters is the policy; it doesn’t matter how we get there. The other sees MAGA as a warning. If you sacrifice your soul along the way, you may get what you want, but at such a great cost that you won’t even recognize yourself in victory.
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Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
People keep trying to make this Dem schism about policy, because they think they can win it with catchy slogans. But it’s actually not about policy. It’s about whether or not you look at the GOP under MAGA with disgust or with envy.
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Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When you vote, you are saying that you ultimately trust this person’s judgement to weigh your interest against the interests of the rest of their constituents, as well as the interests of the country. And, truthfully, against their own political interest. That’s the job of an elected official.
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
What if we put 250 candles on a really big Walmart sheet cake?
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy birthday, America!
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"Are NFL players bourgeois, proletariat, or socialists?" - the greatest thread in the history of internet communism, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Do you think they let RFK Jr. drink the water from the reflecting pool?
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Trump acting like some kind of self-crowned Caesar is a bigger deal, in the sweep of American history, than toggles to opaque policy systems. It’s a more fundamental break with, and destruction of, the American republican system than tax cuts or welfare changes.
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Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Red state governors are declaring June "Nuclear Family Month" as an "alternative" to Pride. This is an overt act of bigotry against LGBTQ people. When I read the proclamations, I noticed something else: They also hate most straight people. www.salon.com/2026/06/29/n...
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"Nuclear Family Month” shows that MAGA is still coming for same-sex marriage
Red state anti-Pride proclamations demonize most straight people along LGBTQ folks
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
there is no door to the past, no matter how many bodies you heap up where you think it should be
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
a piece exploring this concept www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
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We’ve Made Some Totally Planned Changes to America’s 250th
Who needed music anyway?
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Spencer Pratt is running for mayor of LA? That guy Joel McHale used to make jokes about on The Soup?
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Was it worth it, John?
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Assuming any of this "Weaponization Fund" money actually gets paid out, how much of it do you think will be lost to crypto scams and shady lawyers within a year?
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
$9/hour at a lingerie store
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A NEW Miserable Experience? In THIS economy???
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 09/04/2026
It’s hard to overstate how much of this moment is driven by people who got a taste of accountability and were very, very mad about it.
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
We really could have had it all people.com/jill-biden-l...
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Jill Biden Loses $35K Bid to Appear in 'Heated Rivalry': 'Guess I Won't Be Going to the Cottage'
Former first lady Jill Biden lost a $35,000 bid to make a cameo in 'Heated Rivalry' season 2. She entered the auction at a fundraising gala in New York City to support the LGBTQ+ community on April 16
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
No I do not
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I assume the final peace deal will include a big, shiny trophy for Trump?
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Enough about alphachadmaxxing or whatever. log off. go for a walk and don't come home until your legs hurt. smile and wave at your neighbors as you pass them.
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
have they tried sending that guy from heated rivalry to talk to trump about the importance of the us-canada friendship?
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