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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
But you're forgetting the time-honored precedent of "it's okay when Republicans do it!"
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Kinda surprised that I haven't yet heard about any "incel advocacy" or "right to sex" organizations being launched. seems like the exact sort of bullshit a certain type of person would be funding right now.
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think incels use SMV to add a veneer of scientific objectivity to their grievance that women won't fuck them: "I have these traits, so I am worth [number], and any dating market that doesn't award me women of comparable [number] is dysfunctional and needs to be fixed with gov't intervention"
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Also like...ANYONE can buy kosher food where it is commercially available? They don't check to see if you're Jewish when you buy the Coca-Cola with the yellow caps during Passover!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Republican candidate: I think for myself. I don't have to do what the president says, I can disagree with him-- Trump (tweeting): Everyone has to call Congress "Toilet" now! Republican candidate: --and that's why I'm running to be your next Toiletman
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
stupid baka presidency
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
tentpolegame.com/m/BcIPIT7outyq
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Static — Tentpole
“The hum has a home” — Ensemble dystopian picture, rated PG, dir. David Lynch. $185M domestic · 67/100 · Quietly excellent. A picture made at Tentpole.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The money pit restaurant I would open as a billionaire would be the opposite of farm to table. What are the most unnatural flavors possible? Hiring top food scientists, giving a blank check and telling them to really explore the dark corners of the flavor latent space. I want to taste eternity.
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No space Costco?
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
gotta remember to manage my expectations for the midterms. yeah sure polling looks good for the democrats but like. there is so much Disappointment these days and not everything being thrown around as a possibility is going to materialize.
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
2016 has given me a sort of baseline skepticism of polls saying things will go well for Democrats lol
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do they have pumpkin spice giant spiders?
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Rob Ware @robware.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
From now until Nov 1, I will be a
Cookie in a bag labeled: pumpkin butterscotch individual
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
People with real problems are less likely to worry about the gender presentation of random strangers
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I miss being governed by serious people
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
IT'S ALL GENDER
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LizzyRolfe @lizzyrolfe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You can own the libs or you can own your farm... choose wisely.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
every poll is "Republicans are down with people who know what a fullback is (-23), people who have never tried cottage cheese because of gender-related insecurity (-34), and people who have either started or broken up a Waffle House fight (-39)
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
kyivpost.com
Oleshky Starving: The Human Cost of Territorial Concessions
Anyone who has been paying attention knows what horrors come with Russian occupation. So giving territory to Russia is inviting more death and degradation.
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(Un)Dead Carl 🎃 @deadcarl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s underrated how many of the cardinal achievements of modernity are things that allow for you to interact with people you don’t personally trust. “Contracts are enforceable” and “my safety doesn’t depend on someone being willing to avenge me” really changes the ways you can live.
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Only 24 good meals all year???
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don't get my hopes up like this!!
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Finally some REAL journalism
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Insane how posts like these assume the audience's disgust at the mere sight of nonwhite people.
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
finally some good news
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Speak for yourself. Every time I try, the gnomes come running out to stop me.
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not only are you chronologically in your 40s, but you had the audacity to mature past adolescence, which is totally liberal-coded and cucked.
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The fixation on trans people playing sports is so silly. Trump has taken a flamethrower to the foundations of American prosperity, the post-WWII world order is collapsing, and you're worried about the one trans girl in a 50-mile radius joining your daughter's basketball team.
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate.
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maybe we need some pro-Canada content right now
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
More angry poasting on Truth Social?
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think MAHA is very straightforwardly the triumph of the snake oil salesmen and the way we beat it is the same way you always beat snake oil salesmen: regulate their claims
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yeah, the original statement just struck me as an overly-complicated and weird way of saying something that's ultimately true and could have been phrased a lot better.
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Promise?
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fingers crossed
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dare I say it...new meme format?
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 03/09/2026
Genuinely feel bad for Harris at this point. Very high WAR outcome after being dropped into an impossible situation and is now tainted. She was a good soldier who did her job and likely ended her career in the process.
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Even if SCOTUS comes thru and blocks Trumps ridiculously unconstitutional mail ballot EO, probably best out of an abundance of caution to switch to some form of in-person voting this year if you have that option in the state you live in. Not an election to leave anything to chance on.
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@cameroncorduroy.bsky.social
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If evil then why hot
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
and when it doesn't work they'll go on reddit to complain about how unreasonable women's standards are and how the 19th needs to be repealed so women will talk to them on the apps
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Well what was the nail salon doing in the way of the BMW?
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What did I miss?
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Don't court controversy if you're not willing to marry her.
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Here's how John Tester can still win
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Saganomics @saganomics.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
For the remaining primaries in the next couple of weeks, nothing is going to change, and it’s not certain anything will by November either, but it’s probably advisable to make an in-person voting plan (if you can and your electoral jurisdiction offers it) for November if you usually vote by mail.
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A NEW Miserable Experience? In THIS economy???
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Pissing off Canada is sort of impressive in a "how did this toddler get Play Doh on the ceiling?" kind of way
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
can't have shit in trump's america
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You can call me Brooke I guess @itreallyisaparty.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A few years ago I read The Best Medicine by Perri Klass, a book about the decline in child mortality. Reading about the anguish of parents who had to bury their kids, you wonder how they would react to people today who shun modern medicine and needlessly put their children in harm's way.
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