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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You see this guy playing bass and you know it’s going to be a good show
A Goron
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 21/09/2026
Astounding feats of athleticism from the old potato
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 12/08/2026
ok but what about a little baby water buffalo he's just a baby!
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itmustbemitch @itmustbemitch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is driving me crazy because I looked up the top movies from when I was 18 and I think I have only ever seen a couple of those movies, only one in theaters, and none of them were great
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 05/07/2026
this is the official scooby doo account
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JunkboxJim @junkboxjim.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Male pileated woodpecker demonstrates the difference between pecking to communicate (hammering) and pecking to uncover things to eat. Louisville, KY June 16, 2019
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing
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Essem @essem.space · 16/06/2026
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femcel serial thriller @thatsacoinpurse.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
happy memorial day

Rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service
I dive in her cervix
2 CHAINZ "UPA REALESTS
MI
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in an older earth looking home with some antiquey lamps in the background and a bookcase. From the center, sitting with hands on lamp looking wistfully down as if lost and thought is Dr Beverly Crusher. She's in her blue uniform which here looks teal but we know. It's blue. There's another standing near her but mostly off camera. Closed caption reads, "Nana always kept it lit."
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 18/05/2026
you know that feels so goood
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It’s hard when you’re little
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Pony overcame fear and was so happy 😃
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 24/01/2026
When Dr. Forrester forces you and the bots to watch This Island Earth
Photo of Idris Elba that says 

Learn to sit back and observe.
Not everything needs a reaction.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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itmustbemitch @itmustbemitch.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Thinking about becoming the kind of guy who works toward the creation of roko's basilisk, not because I believe the thought experiment but so that I can "defeat it at its full power". It's what Goku would do
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itmustbemitch @itmustbemitch.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I don't know who I'm expecting to see and appreciate this but--who knew--I agree with my own statements so strongly
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itmustbemitch @itmustbemitch.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I pray that one day I will have pressed "show less like this" on enough ugly, insipid political cartoons that I'll stop seeing them in discover
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itmustbemitch @itmustbemitch.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I've given enough, this year I'm thanks taking
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Lillikoifish @lillikoifish.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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Tuba Zef 🐟fishpersonshooter.com🐟 @tubazef.com · 26/10/2025
Oh, it's PS2 North America's launch anniversary
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itmustbemitch @itmustbemitch.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Thinking about how they named the guy in No More Heroes "Travis Touchdown". That name just has the sauce, it's the kind of thing that has no mystery to solve but still draws you in to keep thinking about it, like a Magritte painting or Cow Tools
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
The 1994 CCTV Romance of the Three Kingdoms show is next level. It's like Beyond. It has a random song in the middle of an episode about the legendary steed Red Hare after the national villain Dong Zhuo gives him to Lü Bu
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
From: The Dream of a Ridiculous Man (1992), dir. Alexander Petrov, Sverdlovsk Film Studio
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
sherman, for the love of god!
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Devour🌱 @devoureroftime.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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a group of monkeys are standing in a room with a lot of hay .
ALT: a group of monkeys are standing in a room with a lot of hay .
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𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐌 🎃 @gcbaccaris.itch.io · 28/09/2025
she Götter on my dämmer till i rung
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Jeremy does not give a single shit
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Everyone say hello to Tupi, a lil’ capybara baby at the San Antonio Zoo. 🥹
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itmustbemitch @itmustbemitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
You obviously can't trust it just any time an author might say a thing like this, but Faulkner was real for this one
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 30/08/2025
I see and I hear and I speak no evil; I carry no malice within my breast; yet quite without wishing a man to the Devil one may be permitted to hope for the best. -“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
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Patrick Vallely @pjvphotography.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
A pika sits on a mossy rock.Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head.An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye.An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Please enjoy 2 minutes and 12 seconds of Jeremy enjoying a prickly pear. (Note: it switches from delightful ASMR to lots of dog panting at about the one minute mark, when Octopus Moonshine finds us.)
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Why yes, there *is* video
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Scare-ed Skullnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
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itmustbemitch @itmustbemitch.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I remembered suddenly after all these months--the joke was when one of the kids coming to Andy's party had what looked like a small present but then they turn and the present was actually very long and thin
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SuperSisi @supersisi.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
This is so good
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
ANN ARBOR
NO KINGS
NATIONWIDE DAY OF DEFIANCE

JUNE 14, 2025 • 4–6 PM
AT THE FEDERAL BLDG (LIBERTY/5TH AVE)

ALL AGES EVENT WITH
RALLY • SPEAKERS • MUSIC • MARCH

SIGN MAKING
3–3:30 PM
KIDS MARCH
3:30–4 PM
GENERAL EVENT
4–6 PM

JOIN US!
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itmustbemitch @itmustbemitch.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Why would I care if bluesky is allegedly dying--none of you assholes were liking my posts anyway
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks. these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.
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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Corgis have an extremely low center of gravity and the density of a dead star. PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 17/05/2025
They did a memorial to the P00P Scorebug. Gone but never forgotten.
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Jason Butler Rote @jasonrote.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Panzy the tort working on a watermelon rind on this 100° afternoon (tagging @blueheronfarm.bsky.social per usual because tortoise) #tortoise #reptiles #dog #pets
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Andrew Reinhard, PhD, RPA @adreinhard.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Q: Why can’t flintknappers get dates? A: Because they’re always flaking! #archaeology #archeology #dadjokes
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