Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 10hstatic.klipy.comGrand Closing Grand OpeningALT: Grand Closing Grand Opening 1222
Reposted by Jared SkolnickJeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I give up. I’m moving into a cave. 703251614
Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 17hreports of customers experiencing "teeth turning into piano keys" while loudly exclaiming certain groups to be "da cwaziest peoples" 051
Reposted by Jared Skolnick#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 28/09/2026Any analysis of the Iran War that doesn't start and end with the fact that an entire cottage industry of think tankers and lobbyists and their friends in Congress were frothing at the mouth for literal decades for this got exactly what they wanted and it failed immediately and totally is wrong. 2347241049
Reposted by Jared SkolnickBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Huh.yahoo.comUnpacking allegations FCC Chair Brendan Carr was in 'sex trafficking cult'The organization was an Alcoholics Anonymous group in Washington, D.C. Former members said Carr was part of the group, but wasn't abusive. 1933286793
Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is the dorkiest room I’ve ever seen and I’ve been to a Star Wars themed wedding 042
Reposted by Jared SkolnickJulian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Glad about the result, but I don’t think it speaks well of us as a country that after two years of human rights violations, war crimes, naked gangster corruption, and contempt for the Constitution, he’s finally unpopular because gas got expensive. 383888758
Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comChristian Bale and Kermit Nod in AgreementALT: Christian Bale and Kermit Nod in Agreement 010
Reposted by Jared SkolnickJared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 29/06/2026five minutes into Bǣl & Chill and he gives you this look 132
Reposted by Jared SkolnickJared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026a bar... CLANG CLANG a mask mandate... CLANG CLANG a rule change... CLANG CLANG an article... 123
Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026tell me again that cancel culture is real, I fucking dare you 120
Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026a bar... CLANG CLANG a mask mandate... CLANG CLANG a rule change... CLANG CLANG an article... 123
Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026reading more about more about the Greenfield bar and getting weirdly homesick 100
Reposted by Jared SkolnickNick Field @nickfield.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The State AGs were on pace to kill the Paramount/Warner Bros by litigation and delay until Gavin Newsom stepped in and turned the tide. Now the Trump loyalist Ellisons will control CNN and HBO. Don't ever, ever forget that Newsom stabbed us in the back www.wsj.com/business/med...wsj.comExclusive | Newsom Expresses Concerns About State Antitrust Suit Against ParamountThe California governor has told people involved in the suit that blocking the $81 billion deal could harm Hollywood jobs. 24641321666
Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“You doing good?” “I’m fine, just spent all day dwelling on the past and I didn’t eat” “Yeah, Yom Kippur can be tough” “Yom Kiwhatnow?” 074
Reposted by Jared SkolnickKay Lynch @kaywithfire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Clive Barker 73 Ernest Dickerson 75 Cassandra Peterson 75 Brad Dourif 76 Sissy Spacek 76 Robert Englund 79 John Carpenter 78 Stephen King 78 Joe Dante 79 David Cronenberg 83 Dario Argento 86 Ellen Burstyn 93 Tippi Hedren 96 Let us celebrate them and show gratitude while they’re still with us. 19328
Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026every single person in this photo would fall head over heels for Bugs Bunny in drag 172
Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026static.klipy.comSpiritedaway StinkALT: Spiritedaway Stink 020
Reposted by Jared SkolnickBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Republicans know that too, but they also know this is something they can make Dems flinch and equivocate about, which makes them look overall weak and indecisive. They did it with immigration last cycle, they did it with gay marriage 20 years ago. The only way to win is to tell them to eat shit 212750523
Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026very upset this isn't a screenshot from the film 081
Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026*leans back in chair* aye, there be Discourse a-brewin' 031
Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026does my internal monologue have an alt account? 010
Reposted by Jared SkolnickJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this 191149474041
Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?static.klipy.comRohirrimALT: Rohirrim 021
Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comClint Eastwood and Eli Wallach Intense LookALT: Clint Eastwood and Eli Wallach Intense Look 010
Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The River Bottom Nightmare Band has dropped out of the Ed Sheeran tour 031
Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I feel like signing up for this of one’s own free will already answers the question but I guess that’s why I don’t get the big bucks 041
Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026lotta people assuming a sheep or a dog but maybe Kash has a Shape of Water thing going, who knows 010
Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Mitch McConnell arrives at the floor of the Senate, his eyes a brilliant shade of blue. "Ah have consumed the Water of Life and awakened", he explains, holding his Crysknife aloft. "Mah sight extends among countless reaches of the time web, and whatnot" 031
