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chelle

@cosmichoe.bsky.social
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She/her the criterion channel Twitter account once asked me to stop DMing them corrections

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
CHESTER MCLAINE - “It's not like that. They're what you call *hetero-sexual life partners*. They have a battle-tested relationship. A 'bröderbund', if you will.”
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
remembering the time I got sent to cpac to serve court papers on Josh Hawley in person
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not handling the @criterionchannl.bsky.social redesign well -- subtitles for English language films are a particular sore spot (far too small and no apparent way to fix them). WTF yall 😞
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Was rly fucking constipated all day and finally put on eye of the tiger to take a shit and it worked
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I've lived in the DMV since 2014 including many years in Brookland with regular visits to the Franciscan monastery and it was today i learned of their koi pond
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026
The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
in a big going to the Cinema era
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Tom Usher @tomusher.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
As this thread eloquently highlights, what these people really want is to take us back to a time when all of neurodivergence could be 'hidden' or punished under the guise of just being 'thick' or something equally regressive. They only ever want to take society backwards bsky.app/profile/apts...
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Shannon Vallor @shannonvallor.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
between ‘autism/ADHD isn’t real,’ ‘postpartum depression isn’t real,’ and ‘being transgender/nonbinary isn’t real,’ it’s impossible not to see the outline of the overarching strategy: the systematic erasure of every modern moral obligation of compassion and justice. This is just where it starts.
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm so fucking grateful every single day for Alcoholics Anonymous, it saved my life
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The Girl of Lemongrab @mc-hesher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A load bearing mythos of pop leftism is that the Dems used to be good and for the working man and then embraced neoliberalism so the working man got sold out, instead of "white America as a whole turned on the Dems after the Civil Rights Act and began tearing down their own commons and prosperity"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/08/2026
Night Out More Fun Without Broke Friend theonion.com/night-out-more-fun-wit…
Night Out More Fun Without Broke Friend
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Someone pulled a fire alarm at 2 am which was an L but all of the firefighters who came were extremely hot which is a W and also nothing was actually wrong so another W. Overall a good ratio
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I can't stop thinking about this person I met while DJing in the woods last year named Spore who talked to me for an hour and said "it's so cool to meet someone at the intersection of music, Buddhism, and autism" and I'm like wait I'm not autistic...
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It's Izzy! @plentyblush.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hi! Are you a furry who's recently begun transitioning, but haven't been able to afford to commission updated sona art? If so, I want to draw the new you!! I'm hoping to set up an entry form and gallery for this very soon, but I'd love to work with 1-2 folks in the meantime! DM if interested!! 🏳️‍⚧️🎨
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Respectfully, MAHA stuff is the wedge that got RFK Jr into the position he is and is part of a much broader coalition against modern medicine and science, and engaging with it on "MAHA" terms (rather than trying to peel off who you can AWAY from it) legitimizes dangerous stuff. Please do better.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/08/2026
The year is 2023. Gas is $3.50 a gallon, you're only in the office 2 days a week, and adley rutschmann is the face of your beloved Baltimore Orioles who are stomping on the AL East on their way to 101 wins. you don't know it will never be this good again
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
moved my f pawn and instantly converted an equal position into a losing one oops
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
God this would be a sick t shirt
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ok so I've been at zen places where you get hit with the stick and tbh when you're sitting for 10 hours a day for 2-7 days you really really appreciate the smacks
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I had a crazy ass dream where I came up with the idea for peptides that you can vape and became a multimillionaire
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Love to be a middle aged woman
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The main thing I think about when I think about all these gambling apps that like the high that I can best compare gambling to is "super cocaine."
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
BREAKING: New York just sued Kalshi — alleging it’s an illegal gambling operation. New York AG Letitia James alleges Kalshi failed to obtain a state gambling license and pay taxes. Her office is seeking an order enjoining Kalshi’s operations, plus fines, restitution and forfeiture of profits.
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New York sues prediction market Kalshi alleging it’s an illegal gambling operation | CNN Politics
The New York attorney general’s office is suing Kalshi, one of the largest prediction markets, alleging it’s running an illegal gambling operation in the state.
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My local bookstore got sent some Warhammer 40k stuff to sell and I was like Whoah... the clerk asked me if I knew about 40k and I said "I dabble" and he prompted me into lore dumping / recommending books in a deep enough way that he called me out on not being a dabbler at all but an enthusiast lol
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Grateful to be SOBER
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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 29/07/2026
one thing i'll say is its funny how all the anti-abortion dems vanished as soon as Roe fell and the topic either became Extremely Real or No Longer Worth Flirting With and now the lane all the centrists want to occupy to signal their centrist cred is selling out trans people instead
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Owie @ Georgia and Kennedy NW
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Out: "sportsball" In: "Ballslop"
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
one of my favorite cinema memories was showing @corinnejess.bsky.social Querelle and she hated it so much and asked Why Are Men 😂
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I love Japanese media
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Michael @michaeljsc.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
mildly funny that X is having blazing rows about Nolan’s Odyssey because he cast black people in it and Bluesky is having blazing rows about whether a noted Homeric translator’s LRB review of it misses the point or not
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I love my Wife
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or Alice In Chains
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I love Cinema
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Love to sip my Reusable water bottle at the cinema for 3 1/2 hours contemplating a Japanese film
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
niche yet a girl among girls
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
going to see the human condition pt 2 at afi today
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
YOU - Of all the creatures I've met you are the kindest.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
YOU - I don't wanna say *cock-carousel* anymore.
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Happy fuck off Friday from our box truck to you ❤️
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
it's kind of a cheat code to have like addiction or substance use disorder you're in recovery from because you now have a very simple and powerful sine qua non to focus on when handling life problems - just don't drink or use about it and you will ultimately be fine
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I experienced a minor malfunction. I'm okay now.
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The Heroic Trucker
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
there's levels to Truckin
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chelle @cosmichoe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i feel like I'm doing fascism when i eat 10 shoestring fries together as one big fry
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