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Ben Minarelli

@italianplastic.bsky.social
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Freelance writer, GM, Walnut's dad

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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kinda fucked up that “Star Wars Zero Company” doesn’t have a colon but “Star Wars: Galactic Racer” does. I won’t even get into “Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order”
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
boycotts are easy to understand! when the union says "please boycott this company until they give workers a fair shake," we just don't go there any more! we can stop by the picket line and donate lunches or money, too! solidarity is fuckin awesome! with enough of it we can change the world!
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you will never, in your entire life, make as much money as the people who are incapable of coming up with ideas like "Miss Piggy flirts with Ryan Gosling" or "Pedro Pascal tries not to laugh at Fozzy's dumb jokes" make in a year
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Neph @nephblackburn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me, while running my Fabula Ultima mini-campaign: Gosh I really hope some of the fights I throw at the party make some kind of sense FF8: Here's a random encounter against a bunch of evil demi-human hockey players called Slappers
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Some of those that work forces, are the same that block portses
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘You can’t own a game’ rendered like the old anti piracy ads
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kvconner.bsky.social @kvconner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🎁Gift Article Generative AI Is an Engineering Disaster A shockingly inefficient trillion-dollar project By Alex Reisner July 14, 2026 www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
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Generative AI Is an Engineering Disaster
A shockingly inefficient trillion-dollar project
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Ben Minarelli @italianplastic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Picked up some hotly anticipated sequels this week. Can't wait to get stuck in! @robertrath.bsky.social
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tina @christinag.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I heard one of the questions they ask at the GIC these days is if you've finished painting your Leviathan box set yet or not.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 13/08/2026
Saber Interactive's CEO Matt Karch can get in the bin: aftermath.site/saber-interact...
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dr. hazel 🕸️ @hazelmonforton.com · 11/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky, here’s your copy of the Communist Manifesto and here’s your first Warhammer 40k box set.
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Thomas “Scary” Fuchs 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 08/08/2026
Periodic reminder that Chrome is bad software. It's a personal data collector cosplaying as a web browser. Use other browsers, my personal recommendations are Safari (if you're on a Mac) and Vivaldi (works anywhere). Orion is worth a look too (no Windows version yet).
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
All the people who are anti-Chadley or want to mute Chadley, I have one question: If Chadley disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through Final Fantasy VII without him or the Chadley menu? Imagine Chadley was suddenly banned. Would you actually be willing to give him up?
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Our Age of Bronze is collapsing, Liz Lemon
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Richard V. Hirst @richardvhirst.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Martin Prince with a speech bubble
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 29/07/2026
You may recall the case where Lynne Freeman sued Tracy Wolff for writing a YA set in Alaska where the male lead was hot and broody, just like in Freeman's book. This litigation went on for three years before a judge finally read both books and said there was zero infringement.
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tfw mothra gave you power of attorney
Two besuited men, one with a mustache and one with glasses, looking sorta to the camera, and the one on the right with the glasses is kinda smiling and asking "Mothra gave you power of attorney?"
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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 23/07/2026
This scene better be in Doomsday
FOOL! DOCTOR DOOM TOOTS AS HE PLEASES!
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 17/07/2026
Fallout didn't make itself aftermath.site/fallout-5-beth...
an abandoned power armor helmet lying in fallout's wasteland
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/11/2024
in england, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Cover of the unfortunately fictitious magazine Vizier Monthly. Against a red background, a pale man in black sits schemingly, surrounded by headlines
-"they never knew what hit them" Myzithra the Cruel Tells All
-You On Top: The Fierce New Secret to Success
-10 Signs Your Spymaster Is In His Treachery Era (Number 9 Will Shock You!)
-schemes to drive your lord wild
-9 poisons so subtle even you won't know how they died
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
imagine if they fired every band member every time an album came out
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit
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Tom O @vgtomo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Tiger Webb @tfswebb
SISTER: [opening xmas gift] this is just a copy of bloc party's 2005 album "silent alarm"

ME: have you heard it recently tho. it holds up
0:50 am • Dec 24,2016
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 23/06/2026
Many people I know.
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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Putri Prihatini @putriprihatini.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Singaporean artist Leia Ham reimagined LotR as Tale of the Middle Kingdom, since Chinese name for China (Zhōngguó) means "The Middle Kingdom." Her concept art includes the Fellowship, armors, buildings like Bag End, props like Aragorn's banner and Fellowship brooches, and more. #TolkienTrewsday
An illustration of the Fellowship, reimagined with Chinese-style period outfits.An illustration of armors of Gondor, Rohan, and Rivendell Elves, reimagined using different periods of Chinese armors as concepts. On the top right are three side profiles of Rohan man, Gondorian, and Elf with different Chinese hairstyles. On the bottom right is Aragorn's banner redrawn with Chinese influence.A concept art of Bag End reimagined as Chinese court houses, with tall stone gates, round wooden doors, curved roofs, and open courtyard, nestled in a hill.A concept art of Rivendell in the style of Chinese painting. Next to it are several props drawn in Chinese style such as Fellowship brooch based on gingko leaves, lembas in the shape of mooncake, Elfstone as round jade, Galadriel's phial in a green jade bottle, and shards of Narsil.
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PJ Holden @pauljholden.com · 14/06/2026
This looks like bond is hunting the Beatles down.
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
got mad
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Xenoblade Genesis Final Fantasy VII Revelation Dragon Quest Deuteronomy Super Mario Leviticus
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is what every game developer sounds like right now.
A chef insisting that his cake made with diarrhea is perfectly fine to consume.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Happy Pride to non-binary folks! When I asked the friend who sent me this image how they wanted to be credited they said, "a cute thembo." So, extra happy Pride to all my thembo friends!
a non-binary Pride flag that reads, "Be They Do Crime"
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Ben Minarelli @italianplastic.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy Pride
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超の大洪水 @superdeluge.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
its alright at the end of the day
this online shit isn't real
look man
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the mouse as big as the elephant
its not real
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RPG towns @rpgtowns.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Rabanastre Final Fantasy XII 2006
View of Muthru Bazaar
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Chris Kindred @chriskindred.com · 20/05/2026
You in your 30s mf time to play xcom
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Since the announcement of our union, Wizards of the Coast and Hasbro have hired Fisher Phillips (a union avoidance firm), and chosen to engage in a daily union-avoidance campaign by sending emails to the Arena team that is spreading misinformation and sowing fear among our colleagues. #uwotc-cwa
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phil @philjamesson.com · 17/05/2026
wrote about my frustrations with the VRA piece, which i believe are tied at the hip with the framing of the social headline.
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We Don’t Live in a Simulation
The New York Times’ The Upshot newsletter has good news: non-partisan, race-blind redistricting would result in fair representation for the…
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
"The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest. bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people came for miles to take the fruit. but this could not be. How would thev buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit- and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains. And the smell of rot fills the country. Burn coffee for fuel in the ships. Burn corn to keep warm, it makes a hot fire. Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people fron fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putrescence drip down into the earth.
There is a crime here that goes bevond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The ertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdv trunks, and the ripe fruit. And childrer dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificate- died of malnutrition- because the food must rot must be forced to rot. The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and he guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, bu the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float bv, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quick-lime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people here is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage."
- John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wratk
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Matt Colville? @mattcolville.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
However crazy you think this Ken Whitman Print-on-demand story is? My brothers in dice, it's waaay crazier.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
My gift to you for following this account
You've been visited by the permit crab you can do one bad thing today
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters
All you do is take all the sex out, and use little short words, and little dumb ideas, and don't be too scary, and be sure there's a happy ending. Right? Nothing to it. Write down. Right on.

If you do all that, you might even write Jonathan Livingston Seagull and make twenty billion dollars and have every adult in America reading your book.

But you won't have every kid in America reading your book. They will look at it, and they will see straight through it, with their clear, cold, beady little eyes, and they will put it down, and they will go away. Kids will devour vast amounts of garbage (and it is good for them) but they are not like adults: they have not yet learned to eat plastic.
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FINAL FANTASY XIV @en.finalfantasyxiv.com · 24/04/2026
Where there is light, there is shadow. Shadowbringers will officially be added to the FFXIV Free Trial on Tuesday, April 28! Play up to and including Patch 5.5 for free!
Slide text reads expanded free trial to include Shadowbringers. Behind the text is a close-up of the Warrior of Light from the Shadowbringers trailer. To the right is an artwork commemorating Shadowbringers' addition to the free trial; key characters from the Shadowbringers story are depicted above the Warrior of Light, who dressed in dark knight gear. He is posing dramatically with his back to the viewer, reaching for the greatsword standing to his left.
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mors @mors.games · 22/04/2026
"MOON CHILD FE" IS OUT!!! A modern source port of the original 1997 version of Moon Child, available for Windows, Linux, and browsers! Comes with a save system, controller support, and more! PLAY HERE: mors-games.itch.io/moon-child-fe The story is TRUE!!!
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