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i am the number one isobel on this site! (and probably a top five izzy!) she/they (pfp stolen from idk, credit to whoever you are) door-to-door Malazan Book of the Fallen saleswoman Designed for Hannah Montana Linux Windows Vista™ Incapable

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izzy @isobel.top · 7h
he's just mocking us
'One of these days, Edgewalker, I will figure out who and what you are, I swear it?
'Have you?'
'What?'
'Sworn it?
'All right. Yes, I just did.!
'It is good to have purpose in life.
I assume. Having neither purpose nor life!
'Goodbye, Edgewalker'
'Fare thee well!'
Hasten opened a portal and stepped through without a glance back.
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izzy @isobel.top · 12h
fortune's weave dot png
that drawing of a horse where one end is super detailed and realistic, the middle less so, and the other end is just a doodle
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izzy @isobel.top · 15h
i looked up mike flanagan because i wasn't sure if i knew him from anything, and wow this is the most mike flanagan-looking person to ever do it
mike flanagan
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izzy @isobel.top · 09/10/2026
me 15 minutes into a social event
fortune's weave dialog box: Isobel vanished into thin air.
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izzy @isobel.top · 08/10/2026
BOOK FOUR TURGID POTSHERDS
BOOK THREE
RED OCHRE
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izzy @isobel.top · 08/10/2026
this is like the third or fourth conversation now that is definitely just Erikson arguing with a stand-in for common reader complaints about his writing style
Dully pointed. 'See those low walls?
Worn down to stubs. But you can just make out the layout. This was a fort once!
'A thousand years ago, Kesp said, shrugging. 'What do I care?'
'Well, the road was once a military road. Only look at it now.
Thousand years? More like ten thousand!'
'And?'
Dully pulled off his too-small leather cap and it was like - for just an instant - the head it had been covering popped out to its normalsize. 'Nothing, I guess. Just ... inter-esting!
Utterly uninteresting, marine.
Why aren't you thinking about useful things? Instead of wasting all that energy thinking about pointless details and meaningless obser-vations? You know, just get on with it!'
'With what?'
'With the story, damn you!'
'What story?'
'Our lives, of course! Your life.
Mine. Everyone here!'
Dully blinked, somewhat owl-
ishly. 'Those ain't stories, sir'
'What?'
'They ain't stories. Oh, maybe in your head they are, but if they are- in your head, I mean - well, just look at them! Anything more bor-ing? No! The point is, sir, a life story is soul-crushingly dull, and pointless besides. Pointless. You want that story up front and centre, sir?
You're welcome to it? He pointed back at the ruins below. 'But you see? There's a mystery down there, in those rotten walls of a fort.
And these cairns. Even the road that's just bones now. Who built it? People with their own stories, right?'
"This is what happens when you take that cap off? Your brain just starts babbling nonsense? Put it back on, marine. That's an order.'
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izzy @isobel.top · 07/10/2026
also, i immediately loved the Mandrabaladrogans
[drawing of a vaguely Neanderthal-looking hominid]

Steven Erikson - Author
Jan 11, 2022
In answer to reader frustration regarding ridiculous names, five new recruits have joined the Malazan Army, from a tribe that calls itself the Mandrabaladrogan. Their names are Mugrudullab Ur, Hibribulallab Ud, Gardarulallab Ug, Brabarulallab Un, and Iderbulallab Ub. Were one to speak to you in their native language, they might say something like
"ly'ruh'gatal'jubrik'ala'thrib'in" which means ... well, I don't know what it means, but I'll figure it out eventually.
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izzy @isobel.top · 07/10/2026
oh this one immediately claimed a spot on my Favorite Epigraphs list
What is with this obsession with answers? Very well, allow me to satisfy you. It begins with—

Last words in The Scroll of Truth

Anonymous
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izzy @isobel.top · 06/10/2026
now reading
STEVEN ERIKSON
Legacies of Betrayal
THE THIRD TALE OF WITNESS • A NOVEL OF THE MALAZAN WORLD
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izzy @isobel.top · 06/10/2026
dietrich fire emblem with a speech bubble aimed at the quoted post
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izzy @isobel.top · 06/10/2026
haven't actually started Legacies of Betrayal yet, but i took a quick look at the dramatis personae and these are some of the most Character In A Malazan Book names i've ever read
High Priestess Lathora Lanquas
Attanaft

Wagoneer Butterow 
Wagoneer Lillypad
Wagoneer Kneelock

Innkeeper Skree
Phragg (her husband)MANDRABALADROGAN
RECRUITS

Hibribulallab Ud
Brabarulallab Un
Irderbulallab Ub
Gardarulallab Ug
Mugrudulallab Ur
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izzy @isobel.top · 05/10/2026
no not really
fortune's weave screenshot of Lysander pulling a Catania and leveling only Lck/Cha


"Strange. I'm usually better than this."
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izzy @isobel.top · 05/10/2026
this guy's obviously got a team on it
palantir ceo
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izzy @isobel.top · 05/10/2026
crestfallen warrior with a speech bubble aimed at the quoted post
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izzy @isobel.top · 04/10/2026
girl it is objectively, numerically not
 "looks like my strength's improving."
- noctula fortune's weave, leveling a bunch of stats other than strength
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izzy @isobel.top · 01/10/2026
i'm not even exaggerating here
Dietrich
Beautiful, ugly... The surface is not all there is of beauty, you know.

Dietrich
The things I esteem are strength and purity.
Nothing else.

Dietrich
What form they take is irrelevant. Man or woman...it is the same to me.
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izzy @isobel.top · 30/09/2026
holy fuck dietrich, calm down
fortune's weave screenshot of dietrich leveling up +1 in every single stat
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izzy @isobel.top · 28/09/2026
[pats roof of Peppe] this bad boy can fit so many 2x0 turns
Stats View your allies' stats and information.

Rogue 
HP
31/31
Lv 29
Mov 5
Next: 100
Bld 2

Growth Rate
HP 40
Str 30
Def 30
Mag 25
Res 35
Spd 75
Lck 50
Dex 55
Cha 30

Basic Stats
Rating 123

Str 12
Def 11
Mag 10
Res 12
Spd 29
Lck 19
Dex 21
Cha 9
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izzy @isobel.top · 28/09/2026
cower before my unbeatable "yo Guzran, head over there and kill anything that looks at you funny" strategy
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izzy @isobel.top · 27/09/2026
i was briefly worried that i just got extra lucky with Guzran on my first run and that he wouldn't turn out quite as godlike on Cai's route, but lol. lmao.
guzran rolling a +1 in every single stat

AGAIN
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izzy @isobel.top · 25/09/2026
we've hit three digits 🥳
fortune's weave screenshot of God's Favorite Himbo Guzran critting a hologram pegasus knight with an iron bow+2 for 165 damage

the thing only had 38 max hp [insert that "stop he's already dead" simpsons gif here]
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izzy @isobel.top · 24/09/2026
i don't know if i've ever hated a fire emblem unit more than catania "this must be a mistake!" no my dear, the mistake was me thinking i could fix you
catania getting something like her fifth consecutive worthless level, and (i shit you not) the third straight +1 Lck/Cha
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izzy @isobel.top · 23/09/2026
[bangs clipboard] MURDER CHILD! MURDER CHILD! MURDER CHILD!
Fortune's Weave screenshot of Mu The Murder Child leveling up

LEVEL UP
16
Mu
Gladiator

HP 33 +1

Str 20 +1
Mag 3 (who cares lmao)
Spd 16 +1
Dex 13

Def 11 +1
Res 8
Lck 13 +1
Cha 9

Mu: "Maybe I'm having a growth spurt?"
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izzy @isobel.top · 23/09/2026
billie joe armstrong with a speech bubble aimed at the quoted post
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izzy @isobel.top · 21/09/2026
god forbid a woman have hobbies 🙄
fortune's weave screenshot:

Sirocco
That list... She's crossing off the names of the people she's killed...with their own blood.
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izzy @isobel.top · 19/09/2026
fixed v2 (final) (1).png
the same as above but the ring is still gold important detail, can't believe i missed that)
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izzy @isobel.top · 19/09/2026
fixed
the same picture but i cranked the saturation and contrast down so the hands are about as white as the curtains
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izzy @isobel.top · 19/09/2026
ff14 has some great boss arenas
Mt. Gulg final boss arena, but the giant marble curtains are being stretched open by goatse hands
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izzy @isobel.top · 15/09/2026
short for "involuntary cenobite"
ffxiv npc named "Incen"
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izzy @isobel.top · 13/09/2026
every lesbian reading this chapter:
pale sweaty chibi caricature of kumugi going "um?" with a ?! over her head
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izzy @isobel.top · 13/09/2026
incoherent stammeringly normal things going on this week
ichi the witch screenshot of amadoro cutting her thumb and telling kumugi "taste it, if you please" and then making eye contact and placing her thumb on her lips while kumugi closes her eyes and JESUS FUCK they knew exactly what they were doing here
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izzy @isobel.top · 12/09/2026
oh well, i got good value out of it while i could
New Adventurer

WAR 71 DRK 80 GNB 61
WHM 41 SCH 40 AST 88
DRG 62 SAM 90 RPR 70 BST 42 PUG 15 ROG 27
MCH 60 DNC 97 ARC 7
RDM 89 THM 9

CRP 71 BSM 80 ARM 75 GSM 66 LTW 50 WVR 63 ALC 36 CUL 17
MIN 73 BTN 73 FSH 46

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if you see me playing healer, i'm trying and i'm sorry <3
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izzy @isobel.top · 12/09/2026
for me it's the beige and white mom dragging her beige and white kid in a beige and white wagon across a beige and white play mat in their beige and white room
the aforementioned beige and white mom dragging her beige and white kid in a beige and white wagon across a beige and white play mat in their beige and white room
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izzy @isobel.top · 12/09/2026
anyway, let's fucking GO
shadowbringers title screen
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izzy @isobel.top · 12/09/2026
ehh i dunno, ask me again in another 1000
You've played for 1010 hours
Would you recommend this game to other players?
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izzy @isobel.top · 09/09/2026
wow, they made a game for liberals
NEVER STRIVE
FOR A BETTER TOMORROW
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izzy @isobel.top · 08/09/2026
oswall e. spencer, founder and ceo of Umbrella corp, with a speech bubble aimed at the quoted post
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izzy @isobel.top · 08/09/2026
[nods solemnly] chestburster
Newsweek
Doctors said her nagging cough was just
"allergies," until an X-ray finally revealed the truth
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izzy @isobel.top · 04/09/2026
yoooooooooo
screenshot from the Ivalice storyline in FFXIV:

The Wandering Dramaturge
Each era had its own Zodiac Braves - Müllenkamp the star seer, Saint Ajora, the assassin Ashley. I can list at least five others, but by far the most popular has always been King Delita.the "[place] mentioned!!!" anime girl meme, but her head is replaced with that of Sydney from Vagrant Story and has a Vagrant Story speech bubble that says "VAGRANT STORY MENTIONED!!!!!" in the closest thing i could find to Vagrant Story's font
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izzy @isobel.top · 03/09/2026
homer: 
I KNOW A GENUINE QWERTY
WHEN I SEE IT
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izzy @isobel.top · 31/08/2026
the same painting but with shinji and asuka in front
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izzy @isobel.top · 29/08/2026
¿ Reposted by Van Weasel
Van Weasel @vanweezer.myat... • Mar 25, 2025
I can explain 4-6 jokes per second rn

Jerry Chen• @jcsalterego.bsky.social •7h
nice joke. can i explain it to death?
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izzy @isobel.top · 29/08/2026
a circle of candle emoji surrounding the cover of the hit 1996 film Independence Day on VHS
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izzy @isobel.top · 27/08/2026
kermit wizard: BEHOLD
The most
POWERFUL spell of ALL!!

[pulls out a gun] Are you ready to meet GOD?
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izzy @isobel.top · 26/08/2026
gokuraku is maybe the most spiritually she/it character in shonen history
part of an ichi the witch color spread featuring gokuraku
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izzy @isobel.top · 26/08/2026
nancy's face from the last panel of the quoted comic, but photoshopped into the YES... HA HA HA... YES! sickos meme
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izzy @isobel.top · 26/08/2026
lmao
hailey @hailey.at
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bsky isnt ready for this but, if you need a reason to not use words like "clanker" that isn't "well its kinda not a great thing to do" (it isn't) imagine this:
future model that has you in its training data, knows you posted that word online with joy, and denies your insurance claim as a result
3:14 PM • Aug 25, 2026 99 Some people can reply
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izzy @isobel.top · 24/08/2026
five minutes into my first actual match and, no thank you
The Duskbloods Network Test Ver.

Software will now be deleted.
[Delete button highlighted]
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izzy @isobel.top · 24/08/2026
omg
mandy (orange cat) sitting on my lap, olly dog resting her chin on her butt like a pillow different angle of the same
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izzy @isobel.top · 23/08/2026
feeling very normal about this
cover of ichi the witch chapter 95
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