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i am the number one isobel on this site! (and probably a top five izzy!) she/they (pfp stolen from idk, credit to whoever you are) door-to-door Malazan Book of the Fallen saleswoman Designed for Hannah Montana Linux Windows Vista™ Incapable

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izzy @isobel.top · 1h
after two failed attempts at making Lilian useful as an archer, i tried going diviner/shaman instead because she has a good spell list this worked out great, because now instead of missing strength every level she misses both strength and magic
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 2h
he did also find the time yesterday to edit his patreon's about page and make private the financial information on there. it seems like the main lesson he's learned from all this is that he needs to hide things better
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 3h
that's probably why he held all youtube comments for review also, the newest comments on all his videos are from three days ago. stops people finding out. pretty clever guy
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 3h
it was smart of jacob geller to only post about what he did to his 50k followers on here instead of to his 1.5 million youtube subs or on his patreon. that way fewer people know about it and he limits the financial hit
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izzy @isobel.top · 1h
i just keep looking at Lysander like, what the fuck am i supposed to do with you. what is your point
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izzy @isobel.top · 1h
can't tell if Theodora has the worst starting units, i'm getting RNG-screwed, or if it's just that everything feels lackluster after twelve episodes of the Dietrich And Esmeralda Effortlessly Destroy Anything In Their Way show
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izzy @isobel.top · 6h
this guy's obviously got a team on it
palantir ceo
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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izzy @isobel.top · 17h
crestfallen warrior with a speech bubble aimed at the quoted post
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izzy @isobel.top · 20h
tbf though, hard to read with your eyes closed
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izzy @isobel.top · 20h
girl it is objectively, numerically not
 "looks like my strength's improving."
- noctula fortune's weave, leveling a bunch of stats other than strength
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izzy @isobel.top · 23h
what's pink and fluffy pink fluff what's blue and fluffy pink fluff holding its breath
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izzy @isobel.top · 23h
what's brown and sticky a stick
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Gretchen Leigh 🇨🇦 @gretchenleigh.zone · 04/10/2026
The lack of a Wario equivalent to Princess Peach really says a lot about the video game industry’s aversion to complex female characters
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Nebbles @ perfect bird time 🌻 @thatnebbles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dietrich's route taught me that a found family can be two gay goths, a milf, and hatsune miku
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✨Zelly✨ @hazelcakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
aaron: it’s not against the rules to tell a trans person to die in a concentration camp *bunch of users tell him to die in a concentratiom camp, are banned* aaron: lol are you illiterate? i’m cis, dumbass lol
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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izzy @isobel.top · 04/10/2026
finished Dietrich act 1, easily the strongest route so far (especially in terms of character development) i love that little serial killer and his polycule so much
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ZED @zedsabre.smallbird.social · 05/08/2026
ok it's low hanging fruit but i had to do it. dietrich is so fucking funny
in the style of animal crossing, fire emblem fortune's weave esmeralda finding dietrich washed up on the beach
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SexTheHex @sexthehex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My opinion so far of Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave is sex with dante sex with dante sex with dante sex with dante sex with dante sex with dante sex with dante sex with dante
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Rosemare “Eek” Looney 🎃 @bsky.dad · 01/10/2026
Slam in the back of my Jack-o’-la
Haunted Lego jalopy with big mean pumpkin in the derrière
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Fizz @physpunch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fabio and Dietrich #FireEmblem
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dzeograd.bsky.social @dzeograd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tldr representation of Dietrich's route #FEFW #fireemblem #dietrich
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izzy @isobel.top · 02/10/2026
it's obscene. teleport him into the middle of the biggest batch of enemies you can reach, end turn, watch them all dive face first into the woodchipper
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izzy @isobel.top · 02/10/2026
i stuck the "crits heal you" accessory on Dietrich and created a perpetual motion machine i think he just took the Most Unkillable Lord crown from Radiant Dawn Ike
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izzy @isobel.top · 02/10/2026
okay i've seen two of Jester's C supports now (Dante and Goliath) and he went from "ugh, this guy 🙄" to a maybe the best character in the game
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Albinaurics are like the Lands Between equivalent of a dog breed that's genetics are so fucked up they can't breathe normally but they're still generally nice dogs to have around.
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bsky fact: the "rude" label is hand-applied directly by human moderators in 100% of cases. if you disagree with what a bsky moderator would consider "rude", and this should be the case for everyone except a very narrow band of North Dakotan senior church bazaar organizers, just switch it off.
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everyones third favorite london @londonicro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
gotta, uh, respect the candor i guess but "i was trying to atone for my sex crimes by making woke video essays" is gonna rattle around my head for a while
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izzy @isobel.top · 01/10/2026
one of this dude's support conversations involves him punching a hole in the wall because he can't get a girlfriend he is the WORST
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izzy @isobel.top · 01/10/2026
someone at IS was sick of seeing people argue about who is the worst unit in the series, and decided to definitively end the debate
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izzy @isobel.top · 01/10/2026
i assume incrível is portuguese for incel
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izzy @isobel.top · 01/10/2026
if anything he deserves more hate
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Mardoch @mardoch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
well that's a fucking bad look, isn't it
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/10/2026
Limerence would be an ugly name for a girl actually
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De-Katie and Cat-Boo!-ger @katieandcatburger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“TAKE RESPONSIBILITY” - Mouthwashing, 2025
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Naraka Final Ghoul @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 01/10/2026
that is the least human sentence I've ever read
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Blud On The Dancefloor @natmoding.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most baffling thing is that he only got a 1 semester suspension Fuck these Institutions for not properly punishing rapists
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
but this though for REAL
that table in the backyard
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Tamreen @scriptor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Widow's Bay is making me want a city builder where you have to deal with ghost clowns and sea hags while trying to build safe bike infrastructure
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izzy @isobel.top · 01/10/2026
i'm not even exaggerating here
Dietrich
Beautiful, ugly... The surface is not all there is of beauty, you know.

Dietrich
The things I esteem are strength and purity.
Nothing else.

Dietrich
What form they take is irrelevant. Man or woman...it is the same to me.
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izzy @isobel.top · 01/10/2026
shoutout to fortune's weave for having Dietrich turn to the camera and state "i am explicitly, canonically, pansexual"
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蓝 lan @yamper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fire emblem: fortune’s weave is somehow the gayest and the straightest entry in the series at the same time
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 30/09/2026
explains why nobody is buying one
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izzy @isobel.top · 01/10/2026
UGH
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izzy @isobel.top · 01/10/2026
hell yeah
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 01/10/2026
no, who's on first. why got fired.
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 01/10/2026
[dial up connection noises] son or [ps1 startup sound] daughter
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