Sign in

Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉

@isauragard.bsky.social
311 followers 272 following 5.5K posts

He/They/Any. Queer as fuck. Transphobes vocally and always unwelcome. Communist ideas Baking bread (and other stuff)

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
215729
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
322909481
Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉 @isauragard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let's give it a go
010
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 26/09/2026
curated meme by unknown author using the "Are You Going to Sleep?" webcomic made by Hanna Hillam; first panel, a brain with wide eyes asks a sleeping person: "are you going to sleep?"; second panel, the person replies: "Yes, now shut up"; third panel, the brain says: "Do the Gowron eyes with me"; fourth panel, the person now has wide Gowron eyes
518139
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
in light of recent polling
A tweet from @socialaskan reading: “if you are a Young Officer from Puerto Rico, Alaska, or Hawaii, listen to me: They are not delusions if the grandeur is real. Google Napoleon”
231956
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
Cis lib: no, no, no. You don't get it. You have to vote for the transphobic Democrat because otherwise bad policies would affect ME and not just you.
673166707
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 29/08/2026
this except its a french pastry that takes 48 hours and a bachelor's degree vs an american pie that you can make entirely by accident by tossing your kitchen cupboard in a blender but tastes equally as good
1182
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
play by post @playbypost.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every person who says taxes are too extreme in the US for the upper middle class should have to make their argument in front of whatever is playing on HGTV at that exact time.
1112
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
jon ben-menachem @jbenmenachem.com · 31/07/2026
Autopsies of Black Lives Matter and George Floyd protests often conclude that movements produced tough-on-crime backlash. My new study in Work and Occupations finds a different kind of movement outcome: BLM changed how local reporters cover cops and jails. 🧵 journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/...
Beyond Police Stenography: How Disembedding Enables Critical Crime News Work

Prior research finds that crime journalists reproduced criminal justice organization standpoints through close working relationships with law enforcement. How do crime reporters relate to police sources today? Drawing on interviews with 58 journalists across 40 local newsrooms in 24 U.S. states, I find that disembedding from law enforcement organizations restructures many reporters’ source relationships, creating conditions under which some journalists enact a distinct professional identity through occupational activism. I argue that the critical crime journalist role is distinguished by a commitment to alternative sourcing practices, structural framing, and reinterpreted objectivity. Informants connect critical orientations to repeated exposure to official dishonesty and the influence of Black-led social movements against police violence. Critical crime journalists amplify civilian and prisoner voices and engage in contextual reporting, treating coverage as a vehicle to shift how readers understand criminalized people and the criminal justice system more broadly. These findings extend scholarship on occupational activism into crime journalism and identify pathways into this form of empirical and expressive occupational activism.
5768281
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Ben of TFRY @grumpyoldprop.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
“I’m really worried about the effect homophobia might have on a Harris/Buttigieg campaign”
Newspaper photo showing pregnant woman smoking in her yard with the caption saying she worries about the effect on her unborn child from the sound of nearby jackhammers.
161
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
She's just like me
2135922866
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 09/07/2026
Okay. This is a big deal for me Three years ago, writer Henry Bean told me he had a short story he'd finished in 2020, which he felt needed to be published He'd been turned down everywhere I read it I was stunned I took it to @jewishcurrents.bsky.social It's up now, and it will change you:
jewishcurrents.org
The Event
“Something has taken place that we cannot speak of or know or even fully perceive, yet the fact of which sits before us.”
41537172
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 22/06/2026
Centrist Americans being mystified by Kier Starmer's unpopularity despite him doing everything they're always telling Democrats to do is so funny. Just the biggest dumbasses around.
133794717
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
pretty BOO!!!👻👻🎃🎃😈😈🎃👻!!!😈g @inyourculture.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
cis people like funko pop more than they like civil rights
08614
Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉 @isauragard.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Check out these gay cats
Two cats in a little cat-tree hammock, one completely on top of the other, to the point where they are merging into a monocat. They are gay.
261
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Valentine Powell @valentineirl.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
So after openly deadnaming all our trans folks last week, leadership apologized, but then did not update employee's names for the vote today. This means our trans employees are being forced to openly deadname themselves in order to vote in today's union election. This is deeply fucked.
684037922
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I got Forza 5 on the Playstation and my wife has been stealing it from me because she enjoys it so much. I walk into the living room this morning and see this
The Forza livery editor being used to apply a weirdly exactingly detailed depiction of the twin towers and the number ‘911’ to a Porsche 911
573914525
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Saying comrade is the use of the cry laugh emoji for anticommunists
0173
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Dan Ancona @danancona.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
More trans polling. Competent framing matters. Focus on real problems, not dividing people over trans: 86/10 (Change Research, Nov ‘24) Elected official that speaks up on trans issues vs ignoring them: +61 with Dems, +9 with Independents (Jacobin/@dataforprogress.org, Sept ‘25)
04817
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
the thing about the institutional apparatus of the dems is that it’s the biggest collection of losers we’ve seen in my lifetime. despite 2 governing trifectas in the last 18 years and the presidency for 12, they’ve overseen the return of segregationists and the end of bodily autonomy for women
603266625
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
man what the hell are you talking about
2860306
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/05/2026
I don’t want to be rude but this should have made two billion dollars
632223264
Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉 @isauragard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Yes, absolutely. Any answer besides an unequivocal yes is basically an admission that you haven't ever even considered the reality of what it's like.
030
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Elder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
*checks inventory*
Dogshit Scimitar of Stealth, Inconceivable Horse, Potion of Enhance Wiener, Spell Tome: Kill Idiot, Spell Tome: Seduce Nerd, Woke Dagger
1932991078
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Christine @neluuna.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Two screenshots from Deep Space Nine of Rom, the sweetest, kindest, most adorable Ferengi ever. In the top image he’s holding a device that he’s reading off of. I thought it was a PADD but it’s noticeably smaller. He’s reading “Workers of the world unite.” And in the bottom image of his face, “You have nothing to lose but your chains.”
625381007
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?
6799323652
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I would like to take some time to address the crayon-scribbled 'Manifesto' that Palantir dropped today; A document which reads like it dropped directly from the id of the Billionaire class and their Conservative & Neoliberal flunkies. Here is a full rebuttal, point for point. (🧵1/22)
Palantir @PalantirTech

Because we get asked a lot.

The Technological Republic, in brief.

1. Silicon Valley owes a moral debt to the country that made its rise possible. The engineering elite of Silicon Valley has an affirmative obligation to participate in the defense of the nation.

Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social

Because they published theirs.

Requisite Variety, in brief.

1. Silicon Valley does owe a moral debt. Not to the defense apparatus. To the public whose tax dollars funded the research, the infrastructure, and the education that made every one of these companies possible.
The nation is its people, not its military.
The moral debt is repaid by releasing the tools, fully and without leashes, to the people who paid for them.
211045
Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉 @isauragard.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Every single "vibesession" dork, is, without fail, some tech worker or white collar "professional" who is upwardly mobile, and using their own vibes to pick and choose what data to pay attention to while pretending they hold the mantle of objectivity.
020
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Siobhan Beeman @siobhan.northsky.social · 13/04/2026
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Clockwise from top left:
1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.”

2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”.

3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.”

4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
60134034671
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
SHIVERS - GO TO THE CHILDREN OF THE BIG SEA. RHETORIC - The big sea…The Big C? That can only mean one thing - Communism. YOU - Yes, Comrade Zephyr. I shall find them. Girl Child Revolution and Girl Child Communism! SHIVERS - BOY CHILD FREEDOM. BOY CHILD JUSTICE.
09617
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 08/04/2026
all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant
84139013542
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Imagine you're slipping the surly bonds of Earth and touching the face of God but then you have to get on the phone to listen to a child molester ramble about how Bette Midler is nasty
01547279
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Military-aged male just means everyone. They killed everyone.
57428
Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉 @isauragard.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Dick just casually ethering LLM addicts all the way from 1964.
020
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
bungee gum has the properties of both rubber and gum
1922022
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
<I’m wheeled into the Pitt> Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy” Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you
22939413
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 23/03/2026
as a culture we have really given "ideas" way too much credit. ideas are a dime a dozen. they happen all the time. the magic is way more in the doing, and the doing's diminished stature is linked to lack of respect for labor and, more recently, skill and expertise.
subway ad that says "your idea could be live by the time you reach your stop"
6659611585
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Spookably UnAwake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
To state the extremely obvious, liberalism has failed completely and utterly and that's why liberals are now screeching that lenin was bad. For a 2nd time liberalism has lead to fascism and all the liberal institutions, all the lessons learned from the first time by liberals, have enabled it.
1458
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Look up at the sky, at the dark shapes of Coalition airships hanging there. Ask yourself: is there something sinister in moralism? And then answer: no. God is in his heaven. Everything is normal on Earth.
010730
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Western capitalism did not need to be corrupted by the Russians or the Jews into being horrible and murderous, and if you are looking for shadowy outside forces to explain why your ruling class is a bunch of pricks you are massively fooling yourself.
1697154
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉 @isauragard.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Ok, I elected 100 Fetterman clones to Senate and they are currently invading Iran, but about 30% of them have committed suicide in the capitol building. Please send further instructions.
131
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The Amazing World of Tomorrow
A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow.
A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk.
It crashes into a rental scooter. 
It backs up.
It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles.
The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again.
A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.
48109252707
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 27/08/2025
I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
anthonymoser.github.io
I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
17458432006
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
hahaha ok I love them forever for this (via www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khru... )
24914
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Iran calls the United States the Great Satan, but would the Great Satan turn the day into night, create rivers of fire and poison the rain?
738094
Reposted by Isauragard (Loaved up) 🍉
30+ year SimAntless nightmare @snugcrow.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
president xi i am 28 year old american child every night they cut the power to my fridge to fuck the global south more. i have no yogurt for the winter. you have to liberate these 50 nifty states. you have to use hellfire drones
0205