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The Capri Sun Experience

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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am 100% sure everyone will go to the bathroom after watching my movie
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"I am 100% sure everyone will go to the bathroom after watching my movie"
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Drama was fantastic and i definitely didnt cry at all
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think getting a stake in the heart as a vampire probably feels like when its cold in your room and your under the blankets but you need to get up
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do you want to watch the simpsons and no other show on hulu/disney+ WELL FUCK YOU 25.99 A MONTH
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Primetime and Resident Evil are the best movies this year. Nothing will even come close for me
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Conundrummer @conundrummer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Paul is really dead, and you're going through the Three Stooges of grief.
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Naraka Final Ghoul @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 26/09/2026
nietzsche: I want you to live the dionysian joy of feeling, embracing the firey passions, as strongly as I, as the waves, as the rotation of the universe itself, we can all be aristocrats free of worldly drudgery communist: he said aristocracy, he's a fascist nazi: yeah, so we should do a genocide
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Doordash giving a more transparent apology then Sheeran is crazy. This is NOT props to doordash, im just shitting on Ed
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
southern drawl voice: coke can casserole
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you arent banned from atleast one gas station are you even human
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Resident Evil was completely perfect and frightening
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"new" adaptation. Something only a real Seusshead would say, compared to all the other existing HoP adaptations. Oh, wait, just one little tick,
inglourious basterds three fingers
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
SCP? A24? OMG! IDK what the heck you're talking about!!!!
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Looking at that No Man’s Sky update knowing I’m going to be suicidally bored to tears of mining minerals to refill the bars to mine new minerals in 4 hours
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You know a social media is dying if you see the post about Steve Buscemi being a 9/11 firefighter. That "fun fact" is a digital grim reaper.
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Macklemore makes music about empathy and making the best of shitty situations and even if they're lame as hell i fuck with him for his unashamed love for humanity.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There already is a Catholic Batman and his name is Daredevil.
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Construction of The Glizzy
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Can someone just fucking kill me already
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Struggling on the toilet so hard I awaken my powers
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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"I love piss , poppers and jerking my dick"

Feb 6, 2025
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If i ever verify my email address here ill post that gif of ceelo green where his phone explodes
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Jesus fucking Christ im so tired.
The daily wire choosing an ai generated donkey in islamic headwear for their oped on the end of the world
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Paayyydayyy gonna buy something to finally fill the void that never closes no matter how much i spend
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I have nearly a half hour of listenable music written its all coming together
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 23/08/2026
academia is stupid your phd does not mean SHIT to me, dr. dumbass that's u
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you have a unique singing voice dm me
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Geese flying south for the Cameron Winter
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
And im looking for a place in my life And im looking for a place in my life And im looking for a place in my life And im looking for a place in my life
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Big shot agent on the phone saying this to his client:
A post from Inappropriate Rantings:
You’re a seer babe. Of course this realm doesn’t make sense.
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Freud would probably think pornhub is the actual gates of hell
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
These fucking doctors are always telling me what to do
Doctors want kids excluded from Saturday's Indiana Bacon Fest in Delphi
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"nooo its not ai we made it look like complete dogshit by HAND"
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
when you drive through GTA’s version of New Jersey you can’t pump your own gas and it’s weird as hell
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A case of mango pepsi would fix everything rn
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Why does my coworker stink so bad every day Why doesn't our breakroom have ventilation He takes off his shirt, coats it in axe body spray, puts it back on, and then spends the day smelling like axe and poop. Did millennials ever learn how to shower
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A headline you see halfway through a BobbyBroccoli video called "The Microchip Problem"
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 09/08/2026
I've upped the goal one last time!! Can we get this fund for out of work game developers to $250k in the next four days!?
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Are they in the big bang theory apartment
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
How do you guys stop yourself from dreaming about your horrible ex and then looking her up on facebook and then opening your messaging app and th
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Everyone, before Stephen King wrote It: What we need is fewer clowns Stephen King (holding up old timey ear trumpet): Eh? What's that you say? sewer clowns?
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
What are we even doing
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Queer Armorer @queerarmorer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hi there, and welcome to #FridayFucksorSucks, a weekly game with simple rules: guns fuck, or they suck. This week, we have the Claridge Hi-Tec, a 9mm closed bolt pistol made by a Hungarian immigrant in California from 1990-1993 until the state banned possession of Hi-Tec's by name. ~1000 were made.
A pistol that looks like a tube with a long buffer behind the action, with a reciprocating bolt handle on the left side. Notice that the magazine release is similar to a Beretta's because the gun actually uses notched Beretta 92 magazine when you find them. There were also proprietary magazines however manufacture of them died with the company and as such originals are exceedingly rare. Also notice the safety which doesn't fully rotate as much as turn and shift.The guns were also available with an off-white color as well as the 8" barrel shown here. Interestingly the guns were initially sold as a gun/knife package with the knife matching the pattern however the knives tended to become their own, separate collectors item.Also available was a 16 inch "carbine" version available with a stock that kind of screams "mom says we have an Uzi at home."The action itself is relatively simple with a Mac-style bolt connected to essentially a section of steel tube that has been cut into to serve as the upper. The gun was designed by Lajos John Goncz, who also gave it the original name of the Goncz High Tech. He made about a hundred, sold the rights to a company so they could make it en mass, and then California decided they didn't like the idea and banned it's simple possession by name in the California Assault Weapons Ban.
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/08/2026
to a sailor, peering into fog is foreplay
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Julie 💫 @vegananimallover.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
As a Scorpio in a way you are already dead anyways
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Buying an indestructible 1 million dollar pair of boots to own the libs
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Guy who doesnt understand its him who's changed
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This shit used to scare me so bad that id try to fall asleep before the aqua teen episode ended
Williams Street end card, accompanied by a terrible bell sound
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