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The Capri Sun Experience

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I'm sorry if I've offended anybody. I hope you enjoy my clock

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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Choosing a company to stan unconditionally is the only way to exist in america. If i don't die behind Microsoft's banner, i will never become the CEO of valhalla
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Untrue. Its not magic, its propaganda. It absolutely works.
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Its not that its a bad video, its just that he usually has a deeper point when making a video; like the fuentes video. In this he just kind of agreed with common consensus. This is the kind of video benaminute or drew gooden would make. (Which fits their styles much better imo)
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
LOVE big joel but this vid didnt do much for me. I was under the impression that everyone kinda moved on from jubilee already. Im sure thats not entirely true but all of his talking points were pretty obvious
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My current speeder has a kit that instarecharges the afterburner when ramjet charges, and a fault that cools it down incredibly fast. So kinda the exact opposite build lol
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can think of a better course correction. They could've ended the show 2 decades ago and had the best animated tv show of all time.
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The perks that boost you in the redzone have completely consumed my playstyle. If im not half a second from exploding while ramming into that mouse man, im not winning.
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Glad to see im not the only person still listening to Ants From Up There.
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ill always take the opportunity to remind people that goosebumps is a higher selling book series than HP
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I swear you only hear people talk about rehabilitative justice when a guy they like does something horrible. Like yes we need a better system but lets not start with the rapists
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am 100% sure everyone will go to the bathroom after watching my movie
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"I am 100% sure everyone will go to the bathroom after watching my movie"
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When i saw you my jaw dropped
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Its so fun that you mentioned Caesar. Thats what really got me into Shakespeare in the first place. Society places exclusive value on Capital, much to its own detriment. Skills that used to be useful still are, but at the end of the day it doesnt change how much money you're born with!
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Drama was fantastic and i definitely didnt cry at all
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think getting a stake in the heart as a vampire probably feels like when its cold in your room and your under the blankets but you need to get up
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Extra quotation mark there, let me quickly hide it under the floorboards
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As a fan of Shakespeare, yes they do. "I dont get why this is important, no one even talks like this anymore" or "R+J is a bad play because the characters are stupid." As if that isnt the point." The American mind cant handle critical thinking, so we attack math and poetry.
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is a call for help. I need homer
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I dont get why the show i watched for free on an antenna every sunday night is so expensive now. I mean, i do get it. It just makes me incredibly sad.
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do you want to watch the simpsons and no other show on hulu/disney+ WELL FUCK YOU 25.99 A MONTH
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Primetime and Resident Evil are the best movies this year. Nothing will even come close for me
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Respectfully, 😳
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me with my awesome rich family everynight☺️ Thanks for this representation
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Conundrummer @conundrummer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Paul is really dead, and you're going through the Three Stooges of grief.
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The belief that these movies will age like wine has always felt disrespectful to Star Wars, and to filmmaking as a whole. People still come back to the prequels because, as sloppy as they are, they had consistent messaging and a solid plan for the whole trilogy. Disney is incapable of that.
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This was classic reddiquette aswell. God, even the mention of an upvote makes my skin crawl now.
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Naraka Final Ghoul @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 26/09/2026
nietzsche: I want you to live the dionysian joy of feeling, embracing the firey passions, as strongly as I, as the waves, as the rotation of the universe itself, we can all be aristocrats free of worldly drudgery communist: he said aristocracy, he's a fascist nazi: yeah, so we should do a genocide
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We really lucked out with Star Wars games in the 2000s. If any other company handled it they all wouldve been movie game junk. Just funny to think about.
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yesss its just your computer stretching out her legs
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Doordash giving a more transparent apology then Sheeran is crazy. This is NOT props to doordash, im just shitting on Ed
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Asking people a question that everybody lies about and receiving the fake answer. If gen z isnt jerkin it, they wouldnt put Kalshi ads in porn
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sorry i only have the shared bluesky hbo account
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
9th grade biology has taught me that we have hairy asses because of evolution, so it must be sexy
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
southern drawl voice: coke can casserole
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You forgot about waiting for the first time set up to finish, thats my favorite part.
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is it like breaking (evil) or is it like "im breaking and its really bad"
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
LOVE that COAT
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
K
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you arent banned from atleast one gas station are you even human
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Which is why we need regulation in place to protect consumers from corporate vampires. Therefore, this is unregulated capitalism.
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I feel like i. Havent seen your posts for a few weeks. Glad yr back
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Resident Evil was completely perfect and frightening
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To be fair, they WERE on strike
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Drop the thumb. Its cleaner
Mark Zuckerberg themovie
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Honestly the reason people shouldnt say it is because its lame as hell. Star Wars fans really need to stop making themselves the biggest baby dipshits in the world because i like those movies.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"new" adaptation. Something only a real Seusshead would say, compared to all the other existing HoP adaptations. Oh, wait, just one little tick,
inglourious basterds three fingers
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The brits are eternally lucky Hitler was louder than Churchill
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The Capri Sun Experience @irrelevantseal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You are a grade A idiot. You've created a child in your head to be mad at, and you're yelling at them. Get a grip.
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