Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Thomas and Alito: “Historically, ‘cruel and unusual’ only meant when the executioner took more than 5 swings with the axe. This obscure monograph from Restoration England is instructive…” 040
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Good thing they kept Taylor on the bench all series, can’t keep Happ out of the lineup 120
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Since Jed took over as president of baseball operations in 2021, the Cubs are 492-480, and they’ve made the playoffs twice in those six years 363
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Can’t wait to see half the lineup give up and PCA try to hit the ball to mars now 010
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Chicago Cubs Base Ball soonstatic.klipy.comLt Dan's Sad New Year's EveALT: Lt Dan's Sad New Year's Eve 120
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026New image demonstrating the subjective nature of human vision and perception just dropped 000
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The cubs front office is a jobs program for over privileged, mediocre white guys 0211
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I imagine the Cubs pitch lab is just Carter blankly watching the players throw and saying “looks good” 040
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Cubs give up a couple quick home runs in the first inning, which means the offense will roll over all game 120
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Cubs’ bullpen in the playoffs?static.klipy.comMichael Scott: Ready To Get Hurt Again MemeALT: Michael Scott: Ready To Get Hurt Again Meme 010
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My take on the Choosin’ Texas discourse is that Mastodon’s new album is excellent 000
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This group of Bake Off bakers has some potential all timers 000
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Really cool refs across football have just decided late hits out of bounds aren’t a thing anymore 010
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Happ is already thinking about trying to scam Cincinnati out of a contract 000
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Who could forget the joke stealers who had like 1,100 followers and tried to start cults of personality 161
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sneeze during in interview? No job. Tie your tie with four-in-hand? No job. Talk about your family? I physically injure you. 010
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026*lives in an era where toxic masculinity is poisoning and destroying society* Too many people: *wondering why the show about how toxic masculinity poisons and kills others is ranked #1* 010
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Guy more interested in the post-interview coffee and donuts Guy who thought this was a focus group about the new season of Chicago Fire Guy subtly promoting his landscaping business in his answers 050
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Happ’s career wOBA is 109th all time for the Cubs, behind such legendary Cub greats as Max Flack and Geovany Soto 000
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Now that he got his 40th steal, and with how the Cubs offense is going otherwise, PCA will need to hit a home run every at bat from now on 010
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Who’s going to annoy rookie’s families during their loved one’s first at bat in the majors? 000
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026That he achieved this cool thing, then the rest of the lineup went down in order sums up this Cubs team perfectly 020
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Marlins have the Cubs right where they want them: bases loaded with fewer than 2 outs 001
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Nice of Happ to hit that ball right at the first base bag and make it easier for Stowers to get him out. True professional. 000
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Tired: washed up European soccer players in the MLS Wired: washed up European soccer players in the NFL 010
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Turns out it was walking in a run and giving up two hits. We regret the error. 100
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Remember the narrative that Jed Hoyer was good at putting together a bullpen lol 010
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Here’s Edward Cabrera to develop a blister after giving up a back breaking home run 010
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026That’s the clean, sure handed play you’d expect from the 4 time gold glove left fielder 010
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The 2026 Bears season might set the record for fastest swing from We’re So Back to It’s So Over 010
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comWolf of Wall Street: One Of Us! DiCaprio, HillALT: Wolf of Wall Street: One Of Us! DiCaprio, Hill 000
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Stay away from the Cubs training staff if you want to keep that eye, Alex 000
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Here’s hoping the Bears have a better training staff than the Cubs 020
Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Time to get the electron microscope out and spend 9 minutes while the officials decide whether to end the game right now 000
