Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 1hSaw the OpenAI CFO on the news and I was like: I know this bitch! She used to be the CEO of the company I worked for. 090
Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 3hMy mom insisted on repaying me all the money I sent her during her divorce. I felt like a nepo baby going to the bank and being like: yes, this old lady is wiring a huge sum of money to her son. 1210
Reposted by Kaz Coyotl 𓃦Bando @bandobear.bsky.social · 15hA lot of you furries stopped growing up after high school 772198654
Reposted by Kaz Coyotl 𓃦ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt.bsky.social · 6hGodspeed! The Coyote’s Plight 182753810
Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 13hWow, our stocks are down, and it seems like customers are not buying at our establishment as much. As the CEO of this company, I propose adding AI dynamic pricing to drive up our revenue to offset this enigmatic market force that is causing us to lose sales. Wow... another $90,000,000 pay package. 0150
Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 16hI spend like $500 ~ $2000 on interview prep materials, mock interviews, and other resources. It sounds crazy, but for a SWE at my level, the return on investment is just so worth it, since it is that extra performance that nudges you toward a better starting bonus or salary. 4160
Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 19hWoke liberal snowflakes' feelings may be hurt, but there are only 2 ethnicities. You're either Hispanic or NOT Hispanic. 2140
Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 19hThe new Virginia Mason portal just SUCKS. I can't schedule with the specialists I saw or message them. It's so frustrating. And and... they HAD a functioning portal! I don't get switching to CommonSpirit and probably having to pay more? Arrggghhhh! 050
Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 19hMy idiot chud son just got discharged from the hospital (@furfuresh.bsky.social) because he had tummy owchies (his belly was burnt by trying to shoot fireworks). ❤️ 41279
Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 20hWile E. was able to catch someone as powerful as John Cena and another cartoon bird. So it stands to reason that maybe Wile E. isn’t bad at catching things, it’s just that he chose entities are are impossible or near impossible to catch (the fleeting Roadrunner & the toon force sensei, Bugs Bunny). 2131
Reposted by Kaz Coyotl 𓃦Daz @beepbeepster.bsky.social · 21hThis is what sex looks like in Big Walk 114630
Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 21hEverytime I try to shop irl instead of on Amazon, I get ripped off by ridiculous Kroger prices and wait 15 minutes for an employee to open a glass display box for me. I thought lesser of 2 evils is still less evil but man, fuck modern shopping experiences. 1160
Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 21hOh, you’re designing a rat anthro? Ok, where in the spectrum of deranged to New Yorker do you want him to sound? 4100
Reposted by Kaz Coyotl 𓃦Tony Cheddarbiscuits @glass0milkad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I know he smells good. I know it's long, thick, with fat LOW-HANGING balls, and PLENTY of foreskin. I know his torso is covered in THICK hair, from taint to pits. I NEED him to make me stupid with his scent. 1335860
Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Werner Herzog should start doing that thing where we can hire him to say shit. 2170
Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It sucks when I see an animal doing whimsical things and my brain now goes: Oh wait, is this AI? 2200
Reposted by Kaz Coyotl 𓃦Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Genuinely, this is what bothers me the most, it's fundamentally changed my relationship with art where I'm greeting it initially with skepticism and scrutiny, I never want to feel that way about art. 4033311027
Reposted by Kaz Coyotl 𓃦🔞 feral housewife 🔞 @skippysbonezone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026literally every other news article i see about coyotes in california is literally just something like this 191754398
Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Letting out the cum tops pumped into me… call that hole milk. 2170
Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wanna be able to do this to my anthro friends. I want all furries to just turn into their fursonanimals. 0210
Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Meanwhile in Japan, a 6 year old is taking a train after school to go buy a Switch 2 game. 26318
Reposted by Kaz Coyotl 𓃦Carly Goodman @carlygoodman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Congratulations, we have created a world where teenagers cannot exist with each other in space, where we use “safety” to destroy sociality, youth, and development. 1424394
Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I watch City Nerd just to watch Seattle be in No. 1 like I’m cheering for a sports team. 170
Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Spent 3 days rotting in bed and getting long campaign victory and conquest victory using Thanquol. Just 18 stack of Warp-Doom Magma-Cannon and an engineer solve just about any problem really. Got Skryre, Pestilens, Moulder and Mors to confederate. Clan Eshin died before I was able to get to them. 170
Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026a conjuration nen user trying to learn an ability to manifest a fence. 090
Reposted by Kaz Coyotl 𓃦KZ @kzxcellent.live · 25/09/2026Sometimes I see a character and mentally prepare to see him take it up the ass on my timeline eventually. 345751
Reposted by Kaz Coyotl 𓃦SrBilyon 🔜 SonicEXPO, MFF @srbilyon.stormynights.games · 20/09/2026I met him! 348737