Reposted by Al MacCodfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 29/09/2026😂 I love Viz , so irreverent 4317
Reposted by Al MacJames O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 13hMy Mum forgot the code to her key safe. I just opened it after watching a lock-picking tutorial on YouTube & will henceforth only answer to the name ‘Fingers’ O’Brien. 114120545
Reposted by Al MacParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 19h"Dear Diary, There were six by-elections in England and Scotland this week and Reform lost all of them. Two of them were seats we previously held. The problem with running councils is that people can see how useless we are." 462054608
Reposted by Al MacSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A troll commented on a video I posted on Instagram with "another lefty comedian who just does activism instead of comedy" and the video was me singing Ultravox's Vienna but at the end of the video I go "this means nothing to me, ohhhh Viennetta" and show a photo of a Viennetta. 11976
Reposted by Al Macthepowerdroid.bsky.social @thepowerdroid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Let's pull out the Big Guns, eh? "Did you murder five prostitutes in the Whitechapel section of London in 1888?" *sigh* 072
Reposted by Al MacM Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Naomi Klein Is Spot On....... 15786673359
Reposted by Al Macrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i’m surprised we’re here again but i can block whoever i want on here lol you guys aren’t like, my constituents 18105221
Reposted by Al MacRob Davies @byrobdavies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Bretour sounds nice, they should have just done that. Don't pretend there's an English word for it, come on. 5501
Reposted by Al MacDan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I hope they'll wish us Brienvenue 1372
Reposted by Al MacRae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It really is wasted on the young….. #BookSky 1365093711
Reposted by Al MacBuck Frexit @beany.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That 1980s boom he’s talking about is because we sold off the family silver, which lead to decades of the highest energy & rail fares in Europe plus sewage in rivers.. oh and being held to ransom by fat cats warning that if we want anything to improve we need to pay all over again. Fuck off Simon. 32446102
Reposted by Al MacGlen Darroch @glendarroch.bsky.social · 01/10/20266. You can march but the residents get to choose the music you play, 221
Reposted by Al MacBUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026HANG ON! VR Garvaghy Road headsets! 3241
Reposted by Al MacBUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don't know why they are called the far right because they are actually very wrong x 1010413
Reposted by Al MacDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When you have no concept of how people engage with music 5788153871
Reposted by Al MacJohn Gibbons 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @thinkorswim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sure, AI companies steal ideas, creativity & expertise to monetise them on a colossal scale. And OK, they’re losing literally billions every week in this gigantic Ponzi scheme. But at least they’re also threatening to wipe out humanity as well, so let’s all try to keep some perspective here. 03711
Reposted by Al Macfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I grew up in a part of Cornwall where large areas were fenced off with warning signs about collapsing tin mines. I used to have nightmares of the whole county breaking off from Devon and floating towards Brittany. My main concern was that I was already 10 and knew no French. 1835211
Reposted by Al MacSam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Was interviewed by a US journalist today who asked if we were all panicking about terrorists at Fairford, which ended with me trying to explain dogging. 551070146
Reposted by Al MacGregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 29/09/2026Phoning up MI5 to say I think all the dog shit, fly-tipping and St. George's Flag graffiti around my area might be an Iranian plot 429869
Reposted by Al Macfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just had breakfast at a new BF's place for the first time. He microwaved a frozen Greggs sausage product and ate it dipping it in condensed milk before each bite. I know I should respect others' personal choices but are there any normal non-fash straight men left in this country? 4129910
Reposted by Al Macfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Got a bit concerned that my piss was purple this morning. Called 111 to ask for medical advice. They asked me to go to the bathroom and open the cistern. Turns out my husband added one of those toilet cleaning pucks in there. God bless the NHS and their infinite wisdom. 1755327
Reposted by Al Macfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm an airline pilot and you'd be surprised how often my copilot and I nod off at the same time. Not to worry, modern aircraft basically fly themselves and the alarms are loud and don't have snooze function. 152356
Reposted by Al Macfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Big round of compulsory redundancies at work. I'm in IT and accidentally found I had write access to the big spreadsheet of who was for the chop. Edited myself to RETAIN and annoying co-worker in the other team to REDUNDANCY using my boss's credentials. Amazingly, it worked. 222405
Reposted by Al MacMark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is Starbucks a morally upright company? No. But, to be fair, is the coffee nice? Also absolutely no. 100113084
Reposted by Al Macandrewsawyou.bsky.social @andrewsawyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He could call it " My Struggle ". 0121
Reposted by Al MacParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"The Bank of England was set up by Tony Blair" It's easy to forget that Tony Blair had been in power since 1694 when the Bank of England was founded. Good job Brain of Britain Liz Truss is here to remind us. 2381823480
Reposted by Al MacRuss Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human—sweat, bad breath, everything 1635546
Reposted by Al MacSteve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I am writing a book about all the things I should be doing in my life. It's an oughtobiography. 3568090
Reposted by Al MacSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Protecting women and girls by...lurking around outside a police station coz their emotional support privately-educated Rolex-flashing convicted kidnapper got arrested for stabbing a boat. 122539
Reposted by Al MacM Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Absofreakinlutely 💯% True...... 276189434932
Reposted by Al Mac𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 24/09/2026This belongs in the Smithsonian. 406103692929
Reposted by Al MacAnti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I doubt whether Nigel Farage's older supporters will be happy when they learn that Reform UK plan to abolish the state pension and our NHS ... meme via Drew Flanagan 59755413
Reposted by Al MacOliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"A senator in Vermont has noticed who is buying Reform. Why do you think so many British papers haven't?" via Very Brexit Problems 191796793
Reposted by Al Macweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sometimes feel like I don't really have imposter syndrome 2153288
Reposted by Al MacRob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 23/09/2026We entered the room with the teacher playing Pride (In The Name Of Love) by U2 on bagpipes. He then lectured us on how it was all about Jesus, whilst my mate, massive U2 fan was elbowing me in ribs and whispering "but it's about Martin Luther King" 5664
Al Mac @innsegall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026… and in the latest instalment of ‘WAKE UP IDIOTS REFORM DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU AND WON’T FIX ANYTHING’: 000
Reposted by Al MacLiam Connolly @connolly-lg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I want my country back. By that, I mean a country where I would be confident that a thug who livestreamed himself stabbing an RNLI dingy on an active operation would a) Be universally condemned b) Be swiftly arrested, put on trial and if found guilty, face many years in jail. I miss that country. 261490236
Reposted by Al MacREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026we are essentially very simple creatures that got complex by accident 935927
Reposted by Al MacLiz @beansbeth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Texas has horrendous problems. A chance to change things is right there. So I read an article that said Musk is quietly waiting to help the corrupt Abbott and Paxton . Well Texans if once again you vote against YOUR best interests and republicans win, you will deserve the hell that comes. 301263454
Reposted by Al MacSarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“Dan Thomas has been doing a brilliant job,” Nige continued. “I’m sorry for his personal difficulties.” Yeah, Dan. Great bloke. Brilliant Reform leader….just unfortunate he’s been arrested on suspicion of assault and coercive control.” Crace - Reform’s nemesis. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...theguardian.comAnother day, another Reform Wales leader. Grumpy Nige seems to miss the old one | John CraceAt a low-key event, Helen Jenner replaces Dan Thomas, who was arrested on suspicion of assault and gets warm words from Farage 46720210
Reposted by Al MacKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“Don’t be a stranger” oh, I’ll be the strangest 9274103
Reposted by Al MacJay Rayner @jayrayner1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026On the BBC News Katya Adler has just described Germany, where the far right AFD keep winning elections, as entering 'uncharted political territory'. Hmmm. Where Germany is concerned I think that territory is pretty well charted. 563910736
