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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The Artemis II mission reminds me of these 1960s photos of NASA astronauts training in Iceland because they felt the terrain would be similar to what they'd encounter on the moon. The outfits are so great, even some 60 years later.
Photo of three men standing on top of rocky terrain. One is wearing a blue zip-up jacket with a blue chambray shirt and tan chinos. One is wearing a green-black checkered jacket with red chamois shirt, white pants, and cowboy hat. The other is wearing a blue parka with with blue jeans. Two photos. In the first, three men are wearing bomber jackets with blue or white jeans. In the second image, one man is wearing an off white (possibly chamois?) shirt with blue jeans. Another is wearing a blue denim trucker with blue jeans. A third is wearing a blue quilted parka. Two photos of groups of men. They are wearing Nordic sweaters, olive bomber jackets, flight suits, black-green checkered jackets, cowboy hats, beanies, and jeans. Two photos. In one, there's a man wearing a brown tweed with a checked shirt. In the other photo, men are wearing bomber jackets and high-waisted cotton pants.
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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Happy weekend! 🦛 ❤️ Ancient Egyptian blue faience hippos made by artisans some 4,000 years ago! 📷 by me #Archaeology
My photo collage shows four hippo statuettes made of Egytian blue faience, a ceramic material made of ground quartz. Their bright-blue shiny bodies are decorated in black with depictions of Nile river plants such as water weed and lotus flowers. This decoration depicts their marsh habitat as well as having various layers of symbolism associated with regeneration. For example lotus flowers open in the morning and close at night, symbolising rebirth. Blue faience hippos have been found in Middle Kingdom tombs of high ranking officials. It’s thought they were placed in the tombs to aid the rebirth of the deceased.

Hippo top left - Walking hippo shown in profile facing right. Height 11.5 cm, Length 21 cm. Egyptian Museum, Cairo.

Top right - Roaring hippo (looks like the hippo is smiling), seated, with head at left and turned inwards to front. Height 7.5 cm, length 12.5 cm. Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Copenhagen. 

Bottom left - Standing hippo in profile facing right. This hippo is part of the Met Museum’s collections and is popularly known as ‘William’. Height 11.2 cm, Length 20 cm

Bottom Right - Reclining hippo with head on the right, facing front, and tilted down. Egyptian Museum, Cairo
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 09/01/2026
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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Deogie @deogie.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
another new deogie here! tinyview.com/deogie/2026/...
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Animal Aspects (Art History Animalia) @animal-aspects.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
#Caturday 🐱: Min Zhen 閔貞 (China, 1730–after 1791) Black #Cat (n.d.; Qing dynasty, 18th c.) Hanging scroll; ink on paper Painting: 78.5 x 38.5 cm. (30 7/8 x 15 3/16 in.) Princeton University Art Museum y1947-65 artmuseum.princeton.edu/art/collecti... #CatsInArt #ChineseArt
hanging scroll with ink painting of a CHONKY tuxedo cat, tail up and looking towards viewer smiling
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
The Walt Disney Company and OpenAI Reach Landmark Agreement to Make Beloved Characters from Across All of Disney’s Brands suck a dick while doing a 9/11
As part of this three-year licensing agreement, Sora will be able to generate short, user-prompted social videos of more than 200 Disney, Marvel, Pixar and Star Wars characters sucking dick while doing a 9/11.
Agreement will make a selection of these fan-created videos of Black Widow unnaturally deepthroating a dick that suddenly emerged from off screen, each lasting about 4 seconds and ending before you can even get hard. Or she's ripping off her outfit and suddenly there's two Black Panthers (RIP) getting her from each side, and they're going like, ridiculously fast, and it looks impressive until you realize all of these videos do the same thing and you're bored and back on Chaturbate watching normal people undress over the course of 2 hours and muting the sound so the tip noises don't wake up your sleeping wife.
Disney and OpenAI affirm a shared commitment to responsible usage of AI and the rights of creators pfft haha just kidding get fucked losers.
Alongside the licensing agreement, Disney will become a major financial burden for OpenAI; burning down an acre of forest per economically useless video of Ariel queefing out a bubble while giving Hades a footjob
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 27/11/2025
An article from The Hard Times with the headline “Local Man Only Able to Express Emotion Using ‘I Think You Should Leave’ GIFs”Tim Robinson wearing a fedora with safari flaps, sitting in a courtroom and saying “what the hell?” under his breath
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✨steph ✨🏳️‍🌈 @iridescentdreams.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 27/10/2025
I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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immortanjon.bsky.social @immortanjon.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Bald könnten ALLE Chat-Nachrichten von den Behörden durchsucht werden – selbst ohne Verdacht! Das entscheiden *heute* die Minister*innen. Sag Nein zur Chatkontrolle! Jetzt unterzeichnen ✍️ weact.campact.de/petitions/ch...
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Chatkontrolle stoppen!
Die EU-Kommission will Messenger-Dienste wie WhatsApp und Signal zwingen, alle privaten Nachrichten und Fotos in Echtzeit zu scannen. Angeblich zum Kinderschutz. In Wahrheit bedeutet die Chatkontrolle...
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
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immortanjon.bsky.social @immortanjon.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Finanzminister Lars Klingbeil sucht händeringend 30 Milliarden Euro für den Bundeshaushalt. Dabei liegen sie direkt vor seiner Nase: in den Tresoren der Banken und Beratungsunternehmen, die unser Steuergeld mit Cum-Ex-Geschäften gestohlen haben. Wir helfen ihm das Geld zu finden. cumex-shredder.de
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Finanzminister Lars Klingbeil sucht händeringend 30 Milliarden Euro für den Bundeshaushalt. Dabei liegen sie direkt vor seiner Nase: in den Tresoren der Banken und Beratungsunternehmen, die unser Steu...
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Welcome Autumn 🍂
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
(Sound on)Just a little purr to recharge your spirit 🐈‍⬛🤍
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
single issue voter on bulldozing the ballroom on live tv after sanding the names of the donors off
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
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sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 20/07/2025
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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jaythechou.bsky.social @jaythechou.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1564
Paddington in Andor Season 2 Episode 6: What A Festive Evening
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Old Fashioned Boologna Salad @bolognasalad.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Here is an otter learning to get your day off to the right start.
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Joseph Fasano @josephfasano.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
This takes my breath away with its truth.
"There is no safe investment. To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything, and your heart will certainly be wrung and possibly be broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact, you must give your heart to no one, not even to an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements; lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket—safe, dark, motionless, airless—it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. The alternative to tragedy, or at least to the risk of tragedy, is damnation. The only place outside Heaven where you can be perfectly safe from all the dangers and perturbations of love is Hell."

—C. S. Lewis
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
🐾🤍.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
you're gonna wanna see this
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 18/11/2024
You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/04/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/03/2025
Only Good-Looking Person In Office Mingles With Hideous Coworkers Like Missionary Among Lepers theonion.com/only-go...
Only Good-Looking Person In Office Mingles With Hideous Coworkers Like Missionary Among Lepers
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Lunch sketch.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
This is the only thing that has made me laugh in like 3 months.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/02/2025
i will become a total shill for whichever politician decides to become the joe mccarthy of rooting out silicon valley ideology and influence
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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.
A parking lot showing a cybertruck in one spot, next to a car that has built a cybertruck-esque shell around it out of green plastic. It's really hard to describe exactly how silly this vehicle looks next to the green car.
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 17/02/2025
First look at Matt Damon as Odysseus in Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’ In theaters on July 17, 2026.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Who needs friends when you have a floor that catches you when you fall and a mirror that never laughs when you cry
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Unfairly getting my ass kicked for my pretty decent bit of doing sieg hails at passing teslas
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Struck horror/fantasy fiction gold at the thrift store the other day
Clive Barker's The Damnation Game. A figure is silhouetted in blue light in the style of the poster for The Thing. In a painted border are all manner of monsters and ghouls encircling the image in warm tones.The Black Company by Glen Cook. It says "Darkness wars with darkness- until the new light breaks"

Against a plain background, a figure that looks a lot like doctor doom (metal mask and gauntlets, dark cloak, etc) stabs the middle of a glowing pentagram with a giant fantasy dagger. there's a white rose off to the left.Peter Straub's SHADOWLAND. An image made purely of silver and black. A spooky house in the bottom left corner of the image is overwhelmed by a wave of silver that makes up giant wavy letters spelling the title. They culminate in gnarled branch-like ends.Clive Barker's The Thief Of Always. a young boy runs away from the viewer down an abstract pathway, towards a yellow light. the background is in lilacs, greens and blues, with the title in red. The boy's shadow stretches towards us, and his shadow's arms are bat-like wings.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
It is a relief to know that our ancestors were worriers — awake in the darkness with crowded minds. Their worry is why we’re here.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
it all balances out
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Joseph Fasano @josephfasano.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
for you, for 2025
Sudden Hymn in Winter

What if, after years
of trial,
a love should come
and lay a hand upon you
and say,
this late,
your life is not a crime

—Fasano
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
GUY: I HOPE THE HOLIDAYS DON'T FUCK ME TOO HARD 
OH GOOD THEY SENT THE LETTER WITH THIS YEAR'S "SAFE WORD" IN IT
*SANTA APPROACHES FROM BEHIND*
GUY: ιτS EMPTY....
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
just saw 3 young women splitting 1 burger and I’m about to light myself on fire in front of them
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
old man: AWW WHAT AN ADORABLE NEW BABY. LET'S CUT THE TIP OF ITS PENIS OFF
 IT'LL BE OK CUZ BABIES CAN'T FEEL PAIN. *daughter approaches*: FATHER ONE OF MY EGGS MAY HAVE BEEN FERTILIZED AND I WANT TO GET RID OF IT 
old man:... HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HOW THE BABY WOULD FEEL, PSYCHO?!!
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