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Jae

@illyjae.bsky.social
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Here for a short time, not a good time (Sorry this is mostly just about my cats and occasionally movies I like. Opinions own)

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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 6h
rated R for Husbands
You Can See Everything
Husbands • 2h 54m
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Upcoming
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No showtimes on Oct 13. See Oct 15 showtimes.
More theaters and showtimes ›
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hell yeah
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 11/10/2026
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Frog and Toad went for a walk. Toad did not trip over a rock. He did not bump into a tree. He did not fall in a hole.
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Having to know ~tricks~ (like adding “reddit”, filtering by date or adding “-ai”) just to get real fucking answers anymore is so tiring
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s getting to the point where I will filter out YouTube videos younger than like three years because otherwise you just get a mountain of AI/monotone-voice-reading-a-stolen-article slop
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Weirdest evidence of me sleepwalking to date: I just discovered I apparently downloaded Everybody (extended version) by the Backstreet Boys onto my phone
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sometimes buster and I just sit and make grumbly old man noises back and forth with each other
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
please do not post photos of barbour jackets in early october if you're not also voting for policies to address global warming
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is how they’re advertising a nearby performance of Swan Lake 🤔🫩
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Herky the Hawk Red Oak, IA
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s! Chilly! Inside! My! House!
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My cat woke me up by rubbing his lil face all over mine, which was cute, but now I can’t stop feeling the sensation that I have cat hair clogging up my eyes
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I suppose growing up thinking you’ll have a ~fairytale poets life in the English countryside~ only to settle for pretending to be happy in Cleveland is a pretty good metaphor for adulthood in general
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Huge shout out to xfinity for always shitting the bed right when I need it
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just the weirdest, dumbest Groundhog Day
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Throw a dart at a random day this year and you’ll get the following headlines: 1) Ceasefire agreed to with Iran 2) Trump makes vague threats toward Kennedy Center 3) Ceasefire terms with Iran broken 4) Bears threaten to move to Indiana
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m addicted to those “come thrifting w me” videos (everyone needs a past time) and the “Y2K” clothes some of these people get excited about finding…. Like girl. It’s in good condition because the person that donated it never wore it!!!
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m tired
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
BOB (big ol’ Buster)
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They haven’t pulled anyone interesting out of a bog recently. I’m starting to worry that we’ve passed Peak Bogman
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Too hot to do anything requiring physical or mental exertion. I’ve been laying on the couch since I got home last night and saw that my thermometer said it was 80 degrees in my house
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Timeline cleanse from the Black Flute Brigade of Los Angeles.
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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
putting my laundry in the drier first to get that nice sear
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just dawned on me that we lost two officers of the Red October in a month
Tim Curry saying “you’ll receive the order of Lenin for this, Captain!Sam Neill saying “I would have liked to have seen Montana”
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I know people say that cats end up eventually reflecting their owners but I think it’s kinda unfair that Buster and I both ended up as chunky sleepy guys with chronic ear problems
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
#LastFourFriday !
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/08/2026
they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Millennials can’t afford anything because they’re buying their cats Delectable Bisque
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Love to get random waves of extreme anxiety with no discernible origin
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Criterion should release the Cube movie series
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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Logan Dean @logandean.games · 28/07/2026
No one has ever looked cooler than this
John leguizamo as tybalt in Romeo + Juliet (1996)
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Why do we think humans evolved to feel compelled to say “oh big stretch!” at animals
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026
every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
And I hate Oasis
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
👎👎👎
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
evergreen
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Dexerto @dexerto.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
A Norway fan has gone viral for not taking part in their Row celebration after matches and won't do it if they win the World Cup "It’s factually wrong; they didn’t row, they sailed over the Atlantic”
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Lots of people being shocked to find that there’s gambling at this establishment
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/07/2026
no chance Trump will ruin the vibes for the USWNT next year at least, he hates them and the feeling is mutual
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
All Takes about this game are bad and annoying
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