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Jae

@illyjae.bsky.social
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Here for a short time, not a good time (Sorry this is mostly just about my cats and occasionally movies I like. Opinions own)

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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sometimes buster and I just sit and make grumbly old man noises back and forth with each other
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is how they’re advertising a nearby performance of Swan Lake 🤔🫩
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
BOB (big ol’ Buster)
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
#LastFourFriday !
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Because they’re worth it
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
My grumpy old orange man has lived with me for 9+ years now and still hasn’t seemed to pick up on the fact that I can’t see in the dark
A large orange cat sprawled on a pink blanket. His name is Buster and the vets office has described him as a “tank”
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Buddies/mortal enemies
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Goose: somehow a mischievous mastermind that runs my house and also just a small nervous little guy when he’s out of his element
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Buster: somehow both extremely friendly and extremely cantankerous
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Searching everywhere for my cat(s) only to discover they are seated in an extremely conspicuous spot, likely watching me pace around looking for them
A small tuxedo cat curled up on a white and dark blue decorated blanket on a dark red couch. In fairness, he blends in with the blanket when I don’t have my glasses on
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Any time I show a picture of Buster to my dad: “wow, that’s a lot of cat”
A large buff tabby cat sitting on a woman in a blue sweater. He is, in fact, “a lot of cat”
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Natures most perfect killer
A small tuxedo cat looking out from underneath a bookshelf at a bird cat toy
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Cuteness aggression
A tuxedo cat sitting on a window box at sunset. His long tail is wrapped around his two little white front paws A orange cat snoozed on a dark blue blanket
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Ok but I was playing it in the background all night for a Spring Break themed party I threw (all of my other top albums are things I listen to to fall asleep)
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I’ve been caught
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
(Kate Beaton)
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
From “Fatal Purity” by Ruth Scurr
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
My old orange guy has been told he needs to lose some weight, so I’m taking advantage of the fact that he follows me everywhere to get him to do some rounds going up and down the stairs. He started grousing at me last night by the third round
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Surely this sleepy little guy couldn’t have been responsible for waking me up every hour on the hour between 1am and 7am
A tuxedo cat fast asleep on a cat tree next to an open window
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Chilly at night again (finally), which means it’s time for Goose to start burrowing in blankets once again
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Goose loves Buster 🥺
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Poor guy
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
You can see the exact moment Buster realizes he actually doesnt want to be sitting next to Goose
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
My tuxedo guy is almost too photogenic
A large orange cat sitting like a personA tuxedo cat with air plane ears standing on his hind legs
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Mood
An angry tuxedo cat sits on hit hind legs on a stair while plotting world domination
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I keep buying ingredients to make mini pizzas and then individually eating each of the ingredients before I actually make the pizza
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Goose Night and Goose Luck
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
And this is one of my favorite @katebeaton.bsky.social comics of all time
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Everything old is new again - this was Charles Guiteau’s grievance with Pres Garfield
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Busters fav toy, however, is literally a small grey ball that looks like lint
An orange cat walking towards the camera with a light grey cat toy in his mouth
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
They’re back 😠
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Goose innocent
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I guess I could understand why someone would be incredulous when I describe the sheer amount of chaos this little guys causes in my house, but I had to cede the use of my bedroom to sleep last night because he got in and I could force or trick him out from under the bed
A small and adorable tuxedo catA small and adorable tuxedo cat
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Today I informed the smaller cat that he was handsome, and he screamed at me and ran away
A tuxedo cat on a stair. Picture is slightly blurry because cat is constantly on the move
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
An old man orange cat available for adoption named Wilford Brimley
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
They don’t care if I’m sick, their dinner is late (they are not actually typically fed for another three hours)
A black and white tuxedo cat with a single white eye brow whisker and a large sandy orange cat sit on a gray blanket looming over me while I’m attempting to take a nap
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Me, laying down on the couch to rest while I watch TV because my shoulders hurt so bad My cats: “it’d be a shame if you were to fall asleep for the next six hours here with us”
A small tuxedo cat curled around a large orange cat on a light green blanket. They have once again tricked me into falling asleep here by falling asleep on top of me
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
How can one small little guy cause so much noise
A tuxedo cat named Goose sits on a pink blanket in front of an open window on a sunny day. He is very adorable but do not be fooled he is the ultimate Agent of Chaos
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
A large buff orange cat and small tuxedo cat sit next to each other with their front paws crossed together on a light brown kitchen floor in the sunshine. They are buddies
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
🤷🏻‍♀️
A screenshot of a Snapchat from five years ago of a “giant size” Cinnamon Toast Crunch box on a stove/kitchen counter with the caption “ok ready for the corona quarantine”
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
A small tuxedo cat named Goose has his arm wrapped around a large orange cat named Buster while they’re cuddled on a light green blanket
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Jae @illyjae.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
🥹
An email from my dad that reads “Sorry  there have no bird movies for a while. The feeder needs cleaning and should be back posting next week”
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