e.g. Alan Lastname @illegiblehandle.bsky.social · 27/12/2024please leave me alone I'm having a realistic depiction of a panic attack right now 000
Reposted by e.g. Alan LastnameAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription 382113401568
Reposted by e.g. Alan Lastnamefredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 05/12/2024alexander graham bell slipping a piece of paper with the number 1 written on it to a babe at the bar 373280618
Reposted by e.g. Alan LastnameTommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · 25/11/2024ME: (meeting the devil) I love your eggs. 162998587
e.g. Alan Lastname @illegiblehandle.bsky.social · 29/11/2024took a day off and immediately got mildly sick 😎 030
e.g. Alan Lastname @illegiblehandle.bsky.social · 27/11/2024literally any time I feel embarrassed I just pull up this image and I'm fixed 030
e.g. Alan Lastname @illegiblehandle.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Kendrick dropped the second I left the fucking house are you kidding 010
Reposted by e.g. Alan Lastnamevladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches. 14473511123
Reposted by e.g. Alan Lastnamemarcus @registradus.bsky.social · 21/11/2024bread time let's have a bread 8144381103
e.g. Alan Lastname @illegiblehandle.bsky.social · 21/11/2024mainlining anxiety medication this morning (listening to clairo on repeat) 170
Reposted by e.g. Alan Lastnamelukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Imagine being in medieval times, about to go into battle, when you realize you forgot your headphones 427237471568
Reposted by e.g. Alan LastnameJennie🌷 @maobabie.com · 20/11/2024What if I quit my job to focus on soup. Just making soup and eating it 544115501519
e.g. Alan Lastname @illegiblehandle.bsky.social · 20/11/2024so I've been trying to "read between the lines" and this book I bought really isn't making any sense. it's all just blank? anybody got any tips? 📔 #book 060
Reposted by e.g. Alan LastnameJules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 20/11/2024ok this app seems like a pretty good replacement for Twitter but I’m confused because I haven’t seen 40 unsolicited elon tweets in a row yet, is my feed broken? 2042413
Reposted by e.g. Alan LastnameSeth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 19/11/2024me: i worry the internet has made each of us feel like a pundit, like we must triangulate opinions to match some imagined consensus rather than behaving as one singular constituent, speaking and voting based on our own beliefs and counting on others to do the same my son, holding an apple: bapple 221806195
Reposted by e.g. Alan LastnameJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/11/2024top 10 simpsons moments 10. homer in space 9. bart prank calls moe 8. grandpa simpson falls asleep 7. bart and lisa 6. steamed food 5. cashier scans maggie at register 4. skateboarding bart 3. the simpsons on dvd 2. homer has a TRULY memorable moment 1. mr. burn 52411683827
Reposted by e.g. Alan Lastnamesoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/11/2024aw :( skeet skeet motherfucker. aw skeet skeet goddamn 361462108
e.g. Alan Lastname @illegiblehandle.bsky.social · 18/11/2024if you see this, post your favourite pokémon!media.tenor.coma cartoon drawing of a blue and white pokemon standing in a body of waterALT: a cartoon drawing of a blue and white pokemon standing in a body of water 040
e.g. Alan Lastname @illegiblehandle.bsky.social · 17/11/20243 light beers on a Sunday evening #livingthatswaglife #beer 🍺😂 040
Reposted by e.g. Alan Lastnamemike huguenor @mikehuguenor.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Why aren't more restaurants selling a lemonade that kills you? 2323
Reposted by e.g. Alan Lastnamean ant 🐜 @qamarkwinta.bsky.social · 15/11/2024nice to not want to kms every time i open this app 031
Reposted by e.g. Alan Lastnamemankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 13/11/2024you KNOW this picture killed in 1875. people were busting the fuck up at a dog with a pipe. dogs don’t smoke 149162554289
Reposted by e.g. Alan Lastnameonion person @junlper.beer · 14/11/2024when twitter was rate limited: you stupid ass. elon you suck. suck my ass when bluesky is down: it’s going to be ok. can i kiss you to make it better 394452650
Reposted by e.g. Alan Lastnamepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Don’t listen to the people telling you how to post on here. There are only two rules on bluesky: 1. Have a good time! 2. Every time you read one of my posts you owe me $5 61178993
Reposted by e.g. Alan LastnameJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/11/2024thanks for checking out my bluesky page. hope to see you around 54300274
Reposted by e.g. Alan LastnameChris Farren @chrisfarren.bsky.social · 08/11/2024I am going to use bluesky to finally have an affair (my wife doesn’t have bluesky) 3582
Reposted by e.g. Alan LastnameChris Farren @chrisfarren.bsky.social · 09/11/2024they’re calling me the “king of bluesky” . It’s too much pressure!!!!! 31134
Reposted by e.g. Alan LastnameHarris Foster - Biddy Blas FAN ACCOUNT @harris.zone · 05/11/2024 423258853
e.g. Alan Lastname @illegiblehandle.bsky.social · 06/11/2024I only drink beer 3 days a week, yesterday, today and tomorrow 🤣🤣🤣 021
