Reposted by IhatethistimelineVituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 2hWhat is the point of being an oligarch if you have to do this shit 81059
Reposted by IhatethistimelineAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 23hGod everything is so DUMB. 1363745612
Reposted by IhatethistimelineDecorative Jord @jnatc.im · 8hYou can actually pinpoint the exact moment when this occurredvice.comArea Man Regrets Helping Turn Joe Biden Into a MemeA former 'Onion' editor wishes his publication had gone harder at Diamond Joe. 510415
Reposted by IhatethistimelineMichael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com · 10hI think my favorite replies are "UwU how *dare* you shittalk the Onion, I thought we were supposed to be in a lib-left alliance!!!!" Yeah, weird how *Dems* can take the shit-talking but the *Onion* is exempt. 55212
Reposted by IhatethistimelineVibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 9hWow who could have predicted that bearhugging Hasan Piker would come back to bite him??? 56010
Reposted by IhatethistimelineMichael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com · 9hDang, telling Piker to cool it, whew, if only this had been predictable as fuck. Oh wait. Hey, El-Sayed, you can always completely denounce the guy publicly and admit you were wrong to have ever buddied up to him in the first place! That's an option! 55012
Reposted by IhatethistimelineDr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 07/10/2026you know the onion was funnier when they tried to be funny 69103687
Reposted by IhatethistimelineNute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 11hYou do wonder if there’s like, any trace of doubt that enters your mind if you’re the person writing this and you see Kamala Harris and Barack Obama going to campaign for him 317720
Reposted by IhatethistimelineWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m pretty worried about ICE/CBP going blue-flu to ratfuck the next Dem administration tbh. I don’t really think there’s a good counter to them doing malicious compliance and stopping even normal enforcement, then going “sorry, we had to let that child predator go, due to woke” to sympathetic media 7052852
Reposted by IhatethistimelineRyan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It used to be that the main problem with interest groups was that they were "monocausal." They would ignore all other political tradeoffs in favor of the one issue they cared about. Now the main problem is that they're "omnicausal." They ultimately just care about internet points. 0234
Reposted by IhatethistimelinePride Ott 🦦 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @hikoukihikouki9.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Doesn’t seem great for pro Israel, anti Israel, or Jewish people that Israel has become abstracted all the way down to a fandom shorthand for cringe 1728
Reposted by Ihatethistimelineheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan. 5153201239
Reposted by IhatethistimelineSam @samd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026gotta say I really don’t love the use of the Israeli flag here especially when some of the largest foreign institutional investors in data centers are not even Israeli (primarily the gulf states) Sunrise has truly lost the plot ngl 751229128
Reposted by IhatethistimelineJoel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The reason some Jews are so skeptical of criticism of Israel, (and this is explanation and not defense), is that you start with "the Israeli government is racist" and end with what the Green Party actually adopted, which is, "Individual UK Jews can be punished for attending shuls we deem Zionist." 536956
Reposted by IhatethistimelineWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i'm beginning to be on the cusp of when nostalgia shit is aimed at my age group specifically, like not quite there yet but can definitely see it from here, and it still seems as pathetic as it ever was. maybe will change when my micro-cohort is in the bullseye, but still seems contemptible for now. 12839
Reposted by IhatethistimelineGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 05/10/2026WHICH BANKING LAWSstatic.klipy.comCute Baby Goose RunningALT: Cute Baby Goose Running 737937
Reposted by IhatethistimelineNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think it's bad that the promotional pathway from "professional athlete" is turning into "modern-day Renfield who procures victims for Dracula" 145781
Reposted by IhatethistimelineMichael Stahlke @michaelstahlke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think that evacuating strategic bombers from an allied nation 3400 miles or so from the conflict area is probably a bad sign. 39739179
Reposted by IhatethistimelineSecretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Every single one of these stories is like this and it pisses me off to no end 892058367
Reposted by IhatethistimelineVibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This type of mask-on/mask-off act is also what Hasan Piker does on his stream vs. on Pod Save America. 24416
Reposted by IhatethistimelineCameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026there are vanishingly few principles that Donald Trump holds to, but by far the most important one is a universal admiration and fellowship with sex criminals 181177303
Reposted by IhatethistimelineStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don’t trust the mainstream media, but I feel like the primary alternate model, getting the news from the posts of a 14 year-old Romanian schizophrenic shitposter named “G00n3R the Swamp Pervert,” is not necessarily a superior alternative. 311529209
Reposted by IhatethistimelineAnjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026these are our pianos, not theirs! I know this stuff can feel secondary with all of the immediate pain this admin causes, but in the face of such personalism, it also feels important to assert the democratic principle that these cultural inheritances don't belong to the president, they belong to us 351344492
Reposted by IhatethistimelineVituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A particular annoyance of mine—which is extremely obvious if you’ve read a book in the last decade but less so if your exposure to the Civil Rights movement is Twitter screenshots of Tumblr posts—is that “[Southern] white moderate” and “[Northern] white liberal” were not identical categories to King 331964
Reposted by IhatethistimelineDjinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026People yell about the Median Voter not understanding things, but truly the lowest form of hominid is a Gen Xer that voted Green in 2000 and hollers like a hit dog every single time you invoke the name Nader. 1343560
Reposted by Ihatethistimelineex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You want an example of focusing on culture war bullshit instead of warfighting, THIS is it. Hegseth isn't worried about the fact that he's set US policy goals in the Gulf back literal decades, no, he's too busy monitoring soldiers' testosterone levels and reveling in what slurs he gets to use. 347079
Reposted by Ihatethistimelineex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You're losing the war you started for no reason, dumbass. 151069135
Reposted by IhatethistimelineWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026remember: it saved no net money, social services US citizens are getting cut, and left the US in a weaker place geopolitically. none of the debates about fiscal responsibility, obligation to US citizens first, or 'hard choices' actually apply. they're all bullshit. killed people for nothing at all. 443847913
Reposted by IhatethistimelineVituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It remains odd to me The Onion has decided the thing to do in 2026 is mislead people about Democrats The DNC and prominent Democrats like El-Sayed! This isn’t even a joke, it’s a poorly controlled reflex 26564106
Reposted by Ihatethistimelinenanzhounoodles.bsky.social @nanzhounoodles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026YOU hate Nader for throwing the 2000 election. I hate Nader for ushering in the era of Consumer as a primary political identity, touting the tort system as an alternative to normal democratic deliberation, and making things generally work worse in the USA. 17577106
Reposted by IhatethistimelineJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Do we seriously have to do Maoist newspeak every single time an 80 year old posts his idiotic ideas on the internet. It has been AI since before I was even born. Can literally anyone have a shred of dignity. 1253240511
Reposted by IhatethistimelinepolitiBOO! @politiburb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Talking about why Rahm Emanuel is a bad candidate on the merits and actually going into his record is giving way too much credit to Rahm Emanuel. When your 5 year old says he's going to drive a car to Saturn you don't explain why cars can't achieve space travel. You say "cool, sounds fun!" 748856
Reposted by IhatethistimelineBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026christ, they're such ugly souls 1675574
Reposted by IhatethistimelineWeedle @weedle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh fuck it's midterms and voters actually like things not being expensive can we get him to stop pressing the button to make imports more expensive, no, okay what if we roll coal on the libs instead 1204
Reposted by IhatethistimelineQuantian @quantian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Jensen is probably the most Jobs-like CEO left in the industry, in that he has a completely monomaniacal focus on producing and selling more GPUs no matter what. Things which are not relevant to that goal, such as knowing where you live, are discarded to fit more GPU sales ideas in his brain. 2180172
Reposted by Ihatethistimelineghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Is your Diabetes diagnosis really helping you? 2076183
Reposted by IhatethistimelineArc de Vlad Drăculea (Derogatory)🎃 @potrzebiesystem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Important reminder: atop a long list of reasons why one shld not meet w/ Yudkowski for his advice on AI/AGI, or anything else, is: HE ISN’T A CODER! HE IS’NT A DEV! He literally just dropped out of 8th grade & later posted his Harry Potter fan fic & nonsense mental masturbation online. That’s it! 119856
Reposted by IhatethistimelineHeranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man @pashaspider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the issue is as ever that the people against random crazy idea [diesel export ban] have to be lucky every time, but president eat the seed corn only has to be lucky once to implement it 112720
Reposted by IhatethistimelineVeleda_k @veleda-k.bsky.social · 27/09/2026YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES 621622
Reposted by Ihatethistimelineellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 27/09/2026this is, incidentally, not an attitude that would be acceptable in any kink-focused scene I've ever been part of, for the basic foundational reason that articulating what you're specifically into is sort of the whole point of kink and essentializing about what <gender> wants is the opposite of that 39410
Reposted by IhatethistimelineCameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026talking about water use policy is impossible because "AI data centers use a lot of water to cool the computers" sounds way more believable than "they're draining the Great Salt Lake so the Governor of Utah can sell alfalfa to Saudi Arabia" and yet 8899169
Reposted by IhatethistimelineCameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026very funny that a community and culture that litmus tests itself by answering hypotheticals like "would you sacrifice a million lives to avoid a 0.1% chance of AI eliminating humanity" now has a lot of people adamantly refusing to trade-off sex parties for AI safety 112611
Reposted by IhatethistimelineThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 27/09/2026This is why "deep state" took hold. It provided a convenient explanation for why everything is still somehow the liberals' fault. It doesn't matter that Republicans control everything, there are secret shadowy Democrats everywhere transing your children or whatever 423346
Reposted by IhatethistimelineBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh no Gen Z is going to learn how fucked up tv was. They’re going to learn that we had psychics on the news like they were legitimate sources of information 1304907571
Reposted by IhatethistimelineMike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Bernie making pisspoor personnel choices?? Bernie listening to cranks???? 852766
Reposted by Ihatethistimeline"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Because why would engineering students ever need to study the ways their very expertise has been used and abused in the past, the way 'oh, I'm just an engineer solving a problem' has been a necessary and foundational lie in every modern system of oppression or extermination? 32804113
Reposted by IhatethistimelineJames Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The GOP cut funding to the IRS because *audits work* and they fundamentally don't believe rich people should have to play by the rules. 293416824
