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Lizard Dude

@iguanaman.bsky.social
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Pun enjoyer || Guy who thinks about movies a lot || he/him

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Lizard Dude @iguanaman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
"Lücke im Strafrecht schließen" auch so eine absolut dystopische Journalismus-Floskel
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Lizard Dude @iguanaman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Making a a hollywood movie is the second best way to do activism. The best way is complaining on the internet that a hollywood movie didn't do activism good enough.
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Moritz Hürtgen @moritzhuertgen.de · 04/03/2026
Ich fänd gut, wenn Wolfram Weimer einmal im Monat durch die ARD- und ZDF-Mediatheken scrollt und alles löscht, was ihm nicht gefällt 🗽 Bitte Admin-Zugang bereitstellen
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Lizard Dude @iguanaman.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Garfield "I wonder who that's for" meme
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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Lizard Dude @iguanaman.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Wehrpflicht Wessenpflicht Wempflicht Wenpflicht
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Lizard Dude @iguanaman.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
, aber bitte nicht so!
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
this is truly an era of blather and balderdash. we are up to our eyeballs in claptrap and i for one have had just about my fill
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Lizard Dude @iguanaman.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Irgendjemand sollte den Linken, die Deutsche Wohnen enteignen wollen, mal erklären, dass dadurch keine einzige neue Mondrakete entstehen würde.
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Lizard Dude @iguanaman.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Mir sagen, dass etwas komplexer ist als ich es in der 7. Klasse gelernt habe, ist postmoderner Relativismus und brandgefährlich
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
move over, santa claus. theres another guy with a list - but everyone on it is naughty!!
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dj lotti @djlotti.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
das schweigen derjenigen die bei notre dame untröstlich waren ist jetzt wo die tomorrowland mainstage abgebrannt ist ganz schön ohrenbetäubend ..
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Lizard Dude @iguanaman.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Bin mir nicht sicher, ob sich das an Merkel-Fans oder Merkel-Hater richtet 🤔
Youtubewerbung mit einem Bild von Angela Merkel und Text "REGIERUNG WOLLTE ES VERTUSCHEN - MERKEL ZEIGT SYSTEM, DAS JEDEM GELD BRINGEN KANN.
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violet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
oh my god it's literally alien vs. predator
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Dr. Farad Mann @mannmitfahrrad.eurosky.social · 06/05/2025
Wieso heißt es Bundestag und nicht Merz weg halle?
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Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.
Photo of a book on a bookshelf in a shop. It’s by the late Pope Francis. Large picture of his head together with the word ‘Hope’.
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Moritz Hürtgen @moritzhuertgen.de · 01/05/2025
Wer sich morgen den Brückentag nimmt, sorgt dafür, dass uns China vom Automobilmarkt drängt
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Lizard Dude @iguanaman.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
This is what the world looked like before mass immigration, widespread racial and gendered guilt activism, and before bankers had totally screwed the economy for their own gain. People were just allowed to be themselves, and they did fun, wholesome things for their own sake.
Screenshot of George Clooney dressed as a centurio on an ancient rome loooking set from Hail, Caesar (2016)
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michers bleibt gleich (delùlùiste surréaliste) @ohmeingoth.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
hayao miyazaki von studio ghibli
caption:
"STUDIO GHIBLI
STUDIO GHIB LIEBER MAL ANERKENNUNG UND GELD AN KUNSTSCHAFFENDE STATT AI ZU VERWENDEN"
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Arne ohne Fremdeinwirkung @rettetdieaale.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Es gibt keine Nationen es gibt kein deutschsein es gibt nichts davon es ist alles fiktional es wird nur getragen durch ewige Wiederholung und niemand weiß was es bedeuten soll deutsch zu sein
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Lizard Dude @iguanaman.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Wayne Knight will return as Zack Mallozzi in Avengers: Doomsday
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
donald trump: you'll never finish your project, jon! it requires far too many keystrokes! me: Aha – that's where you're wrong. Thanks to handy hotkeys and shortcuts, I can "cut," "copy," and "paste" my way through scripts, data tables, and video project files with ease. donald trump: noooooo!!!!!!!!
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Lizard Dude @iguanaman.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
When Mikey bites the thigh Of a big russian guy That's Anora (That's Anora)
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toni🫰🏻 @pentatoni.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
ihr werdet NICHT GLAUBEN was MIR PASSIERT ist als ich die LINKE GEWÄHLT hab!1!! 😱😱🥹😱😱FINDET es RAUS 🧐🧐🧐 und MACHT das KREUZ selbst ❌❌❌
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Lizard Dude @iguanaman.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Leute sagen immer nur "Der Staat ist ein schlechter Unternehmer" und nie "Der Unternehmer ist ein schlechter Staat"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII
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Lizard Dude @iguanaman.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Das D in SPD steht für desperate
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Lizard Dude @iguanaman.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Do Wolverine's wisdom teeth regrow?
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Lizard Dude @iguanaman.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Echt schlimm, dass es auf Christine Lagardes Schreibtisch einen Knopf mit der Aufschrift "Sämtliche Inflation konsequenzfrei für immer stoppen" gibt und sie sich jeden Tag entscheidet, ihn nicht zu drücken 😡😡😡
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Lizard Dude @iguanaman.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
SISKEL: Up next is Mandy, another run of the mill action flick where Nicolas Cage murders bad guys indiscriminately with a chainsaw. I found this film quite offensive and I really hope it won't encourage children to do drugs or forge their own killing axe like Nicolas Cage does in this film. 1/
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Lizard Dude @iguanaman.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Top comment under every classic rock song on yt is either "Who's listening in 2024?" or "I distinctly remember how my grandpa used to play this song during every pivotal moment of my life. My birth, first day of school, even my wedding. 1/
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Lizard Dude @iguanaman.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Kann mich hier jemand mit Paul Maar in Kontakt setzen? Ich habe einen Pitch für eine Fortsetzung zu Herr Bello, in der ein Tier während es vorübergehend in Menschenform ist ein Menschenkind zeugt, das dann so eine David Cronenberg Die Fliege mäßige Transformation hinlegt.
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alexandra @bigmoodenergy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty
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Moritz Hürtgen @moritzhuertgen.de · 29/12/2024
Dear Mr. Musk, I disagree with your request to President Putin „to nuke the f*ck out of Germany“ because there might be a Betriebsrat forming at your gigafactory in Brandenburg. Let‘s sit down for a talk at the Axel Springer Skyscraper. I‘m sure we can figure something out. Yours Friedrich Merz
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Lizard Dude @iguanaman.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Männer sollten vielleicht versuchen, mehr wie El Hörzu anstatt wie El Hotzo zu sein
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
imo The Ramones should’ve recorded a Pet Sematary-esque song for every Stephen King film adaptation, e.g. 🎶I don’t want to be dining at the hotel from The Shining/ I don’t want a blowjob from a bear🎶
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
now that ai has removed the barrier of entry i think we're going to start seeing quite a few videos being posted on line!!
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Lizard Dude @iguanaman.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Sugar do do do do do do ohhh honey honey
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Not evil enough for Twitter, not stupid enough for Threads, and so we find ourselves here at the ass end of the internet together
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
“Waaah the movie is challenging” all you have to do is look at it. There’s not a single movie in the world as challenging as Castlevania for the Nintendo Entertainment System
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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
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Lizard Dude @iguanaman.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Remember when Frozen came out and people were mad at it for, like, three years?
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Reba @reba.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
whenever you find yourself suddenly waking up in a mysterious hospital room alone first thing you gotta do is just yank a bunch of IVs out of your arm. just yank the shit out of them
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
I no longer want to know anything about anybody.
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