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@igotyurnose.bsky.social
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Congratulations to you both!
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I think this is the first time I've ever seen him genuinely laugh
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Ms Rachel talking to Deiver Henao, a 9yo in an immigration detention center www.instagram.com/reel/DVzUzoz... What a world
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I'm certainly thinking of the words "military members", "leaders", and "sacrifice"
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Fuck off
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Hell yeah
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Walk into the fucking ocean you useless husk of a human
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 13/09/2025
Interesting hypothetical! If someone were to say "Stoning Sally Jenkins to death is God's Perfect Law" would she find that distinct from "Sally Jenkins should be stoned to death"? Would that be interesting or civil? I certainly don't think so, but then again, I don't work at the Atlantic!
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Hell yeah brother. Congrats and good luck!
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
It feels good to feel good sometimes
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I'm running out of fresh drywall in my house to punch through
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Still batting 1.000 on that one
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
"They were very brave when committing those war crimes" God damn do you suck
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Posting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Machines ≠ robots by the way so y'all can chill out yes I still want to build machines yes I want to hunt robots we exist
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
i forgot i made this im crying
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
You a fuck ass bitch
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
San Diego #NoKings
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
these are our brothers and we should be building a better world together
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Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Like and share if you want Iran to have nukes
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Hell yeah it is
Luna in all her glory
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Josh Zingher @zingherpolisci.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
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UncleEraserheadBabyBilly @lepcyrus.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
hall of fame banger on both a phonetic and orthographic level, or crime against humanity; hard to tell with man's most terrible invention, the pun
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Smoking meats in the backyard this morning and my neighbors dog was barking. Let a massive fart out while kneeling down to grab something and not only did the dog stop barking, I found out my neighbor was outside too when they both wordlessly got up and went inside. 2 for 1, gottem, etc
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Spring is pretty cool
Red roses that grew in our garden🌹
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Getting "Solo Hombres" tattooed on my belly like Tupac
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 10/05/2025
Every moment spent on my smartphone makes my life worse
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kevbo9 @kevbo9.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
An image of a man being drowned in peas that has been watermarked several times
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
One of the saddest human beings on the planet and yet so repugnent I'd still throw garbage at him if I saw him on the street
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The Mold Prince @orchidcamp.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
it's all good brotha no worries.. oh and Btw may ur vices rise like vipers within u and may u perish by your own poison
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
One of the wilder political things in recent history is that Project 2025 publicly released a 900 page document laying out their plans to roll back 100 years of human progress and then during the campaign Republicans just said "no we're not :)" and then they won and now they're doing it all.
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
More and more people are saying it
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Orange JuIius @orangejuiius.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
yeah i got a fucking juluis for you. it's drugged. i drugged this julius. it's a drugs julius. i'm not telling you what drug it is though. make sure you drink it while you're driving.
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Congrats to you and the future Mrs Internet Hippo!
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Completely unprompted too! What a time for conversation with strangers
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Have to imagine if you're JK Rowling you're finally feeling satisfied today. Yep, that court decision sealed it! You are now happy, the God-sized vacuum within you has finally been filled. Yep you and all your wealth are finally content now. No lingering issues now, that fixed it. Yes indeed,
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Shut the fuck up loser
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
A tale as old as time
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Bitch fuck you
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
it’s friday
fuck da supreme court
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Hell yeah brother. Beautiful
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The Hell Curve @thehellcurve.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
It’s the left’s fault oil and gas companies funded decades of global warming denialism, it’s their fault elected Republicans pushed it and implemented it as official policy, and it’s their fault it became an article of faith among the base.
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
You wouldn't be able to close the lid back in Joe Brandon's America
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I love when the person responsible for my dead child attends their funeral. Makes it easy
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 05/04/2025
[sighing in disgust as i sink the sickest fucking sword you've ever seen into the heart of my oppressor] god this is so gay
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Hell yeah brother
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Working for me. Got to see the catch in all it's slow gloriousness
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I just want to express my condolences to your family and hope the next week finds you all well. Also, respect to your wife for being such a caring and compassionate person
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Tom @igotyurnose.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I wish all Republicans a tasty pb&j sandwich between the teeth
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