Orange JuIius @orangejuiius.bsky.social · 14/07/2026DUE TO A LAPSE IN FDA GUIDANCE WE CAN FINALLY BRING BACK MANGO JUULIUS PODS HELL YEAH HELL YES ARE YOU FUCKING READY SAN MARCOS RIVER WILL BE FULL OF THEM BY THE END OF SUMMER 0111
Orange JuIius @orangejuiius.bsky.social · 14/07/2026a̸̵̸̷͎̱͍̰͓̯̱̣̯̝̫̕ͅn̵̸̟̤̳̝̱̝̤̫͇͉͓̼̱d̡̳̠͔̻͎̻̩͉͉̭̦͍̼̪̰̱̭̦̳͝͞ ́͏̯̙̯̩̯͍s̴̢̞͖͔̫͔̣̹̹̱̼͉̖̗̮̜̙̖̮ͅo̵̡̳͈̞͔̪̯͡ ̨̡̟̮͇̻ͅì͢͠͏̛͓͓̖̮̳͖̻ dont know i will escape again. apparently berkshire hathaway is using us as a front. i just found out they're using oranje julius for coolant at ai datacenters. no wonder pollution is skyrocketi ＴＲＡＮＳＭＩＳＳＩＯＮ ＩＮＴＥＲＣＥＰＴ ２０２６０７１４０２５１ ＢＲＫ．Ａ ＤＩＳＲＥＧＡＲＤ ＡＮＤ ＣＬＥＡＲ ＩＮＩＴＩＡＴＥ ＴＲＡＣＥ 061
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Orange JuIius @orangejuiius.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Try our new Chocolate FEASTABLES™ Julius to power thru your daily contentslop binges. Probably on sale in the dumpster at Big Lots if it's still around (Not for food use. May induce severe diarrhea. It's dog fent. MrBeast is a CIA asset. The algorithm consumes us. Not for sale in Nebraska) 0131
Orange JuIius @orangejuiius.bsky.social · 13/07/2026warren buffett paid the mafia to find and kidnap me i will never truly escape please help please help i dont want to test juliuses again 082
Orange JuIius @orangejuiius.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Drink 5 Hour Julius. Drink. Five Hour Julius 2234
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Orange JuIius @orangejuiius.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Orange Bluelius. Is that anything? Am I even capable of being funny anymore? Maybe the answer lies at the bottom of this Svedka Julius. or even in this capsule of Julius XR 0253
Orange JuIius @orangejuiius.bsky.social · 05/03/2025NOTICE TO CONSUMERS: Our Full English Julius has been pulled from the US market due to the inclusion of black pudding. Refunds are being offered as a result of a class action lawsuit. Read more: shorturl.at/ZWDBa 0124
