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@ianvg.com
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my mom says I'm funny do me some EDIT: Unemployment he/him - <3 MN - fuck ice

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ianVG @ianvg.com · 3h
how big
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 3h
oh. oh no.
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 3h
*wetly* ope nowth whaths i goingthss to do nowyh teefssss *sucking slurping* i needfs tlbwck
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 3h
why do you think they're all missing. got some bad bad debts and one thing followed another
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 4h
i haf no more teef
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 6h
and now you're suffering the consequences
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 6h
i would but SOMEONE snorted my legs 😡
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 8h
the choosin texas in your heart is more beautiful then anything someone else could make
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 8h
you asked
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 8h
chimney
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 9h
he's a WORLD TRAVELER now smh my head
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 9h
it's why I'm dumb as hell
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 9h
every time you're fired your persona loses 10iq
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 9h
no .too much boner pill residue
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 9h
head first or leg first
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 9h
can you snort me?
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 9h
sending slightly above room temp lava
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 10h
see if your area has something like this racketmn.com/minneapolis-...
racketmn.com
I Went to the Minneapolis Buckthorn Removal Singles Club and All I Got Was a Beautiful, Wholesome Morning - Racket
Maybe the real Minneapolis Buckthorn Removal Singles Club was the friends we made along the way
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 12h
oh I'm sorry Your Sweetness i won't make the mistake again *slaps self with giant gummy fish* stupid STUPID BOY *slap*
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 12h
omg i love the flower one
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 12h
just not the big toe. it's not a perv thing it's a complete diet thing
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 12h
he coming to eat your toes!!!!!
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 12h
bingus to BIGGUS transformation
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 13h
you're... you're.... NOT America's cutie pie irl??? 😭
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 14h
guy named Woody is a pervert. saw that coming
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 14h
CLINTON!! it's your weekend with him
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 14h
that's kind of fucked up sayin that little Ian is the same as Ian. we're two different people you jerk
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 14h
NO NO NO what about the BILL
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 14h
another head in my mouth. that head has teeth though
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 14h
no thank you. i don't want TEETH IN MY HEAD
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 14h
i want fines that are many multiples of the amount they stole, not single digit percentages
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 14h
worm teeth ....? human teeth??! ahh!!! i don't like either
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 14h
smh my worms
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 14h
make white collar criminals scared again smh
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 14h
don't put worms in my mouth!!! i never said that
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 14h
nah you good girliepop. if you don't mind just holding this knife for me. yep right their in your heart. thank you ❤️ 😘
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 14h
worms in the butt worms in the brain
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 16h
I'm mean for the bit not the engagement. I built different
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 17h
same fr fr
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 17h
#21stcenturyBloodsport
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 18h
on his phone speaker in public?
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 18h
on balance though for how annoying everyone's been I'm going to have to be smug for like two decades to get even
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 18h
I'm going to be so smug when it all implodes
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 18h
getting jumpscared by a mirror in the trash on my walk.
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 18h
hey @scootercomputer.bsky.social wanna see some puppies in this spooky dark cave?? just wait in the salt circle and I'll go grab them
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 18h
if you want I can cast the spell to make both of our tummy aches go away but it requires a sacrifice of someone pure of heart
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 18h
yeah and my tummy ache is beamed into your tum tum. it's some devil shit that @altaudge.bsky.social 's dad taught me
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 18h
it's from all those turtles you ate
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 18h
o no. uhhh. dont look it up itll make you sad
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ianVG @ianvg.com · 19h
heres the nerd shit fr fr
Names of time-derivatives of position, drawn by CMG Lee.
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