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🌵🦕 Cactus Man 🦕🌵

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I put the Homo in Homo sapien. He/him. My life is more valuable than your comfort. No returns, no refunds. Batteries not included. Opinions not my own, I'm just holding them for a friend. pronouns.page/@spiderbrodin

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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Today’s Italy update: we went in a church and there was a big inflatable bug
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Ken Seigle @kenseigle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nature's beauty
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Charlotte Wainwright restoring and saving old/ancient books. www.wainwrightbookbinding.com
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Most American have zero interest in the US government treating one of our most important historical allies and trading partners like this. But the worst among us is running the country, thanks to the worst and most irresponsible voters among us.
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David @archaeomather.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My wife got a pic of this cool orb weaver spider in our garden. She’s building her web with frequent breaks to munch bugs (the spider). She does whatever a spider can (my wife and the spider).
A cool spider in her web wrapping up a yellow jacket or something similar.
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
his one brain cell is entirely focused on stealing his sister's dinner. nothing on earth can stop him. no processing power is wasted on dignity, consequences, or the fact that he was fed twelve seconds ago. he is a specialized supercomputer designed solely for dinner crimes.
an orange and white cat has his paws crossed, concentrating intensely
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Gary Buckley @garybuckley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
© David Frazer. 'The Tangled Wood.' Wood engraving, 2018. 80 × 90 cm.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fetterman text to aide: “Why do I have to keep having to meet with [Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia]?” Aide: “Because they are worried about vaccines and Medicaid cuts.” Fetterman: “Well I’m not.” @wsj.com #PAsen www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
sure man, whatever’s comfortable for you #Cat #Caturday 0l
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The year is 2008. A voice emanates from the grey body paint factory saying "sales are way down since the recession." An executive brandishes a gun and says "gentlemen, it's been an honour." A voice comes from off panel and says "WAIT! Our junior ad exec came up with an idea." Andrew Hussie holds up a sign depicting one of the trolls from Homestuck.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
2027... that's the year I turn it around. Just need... the right calendar 📆 amazon.com/gp/product/B0GF98HRPD
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Harry Litman @harrylitman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
As I predicted, now that he’s been charged federally, suspended ICE agent Christian Castro has turned himself in and should now face justice in Minnesota as well. All no thanks to Texas Governor Abbott, who did his level unconstitutional best to keep Castro from being extradited to Minnesota.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mount Rainier received it's first dusting of snow for the year today.
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
*shouting while punching and kicking my way through a crowd of friends and neighbors* “At least we still have each other!” *shutting the bunker doors behind me* “We’ll all get through this together!”
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me crossing beef off my shopping list …
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It would be nice if someone could explain this community note to him. Having a president with a basic understanding of how trade works doesn’t seem like a ton to ask. Meanwhile our farmers are getting crushed.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The most dangerous person is the moron who thinks he knows everything with the ability to wreck the fortunes of a country and harm its people. We’ve had many bad presidents, but there was just nobody close to this bad.
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🌵🦕 Cactus Man 🦕🌵 @iamspiderbro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The dumbest part about the whole "Lake America" business (and there are many dumb parts) is that the name Lake Ontario literally predates the name of the province, as well as the existence of the entire country of Canada as we know it, by about two centuries. 228 years, to be exact.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 30/08/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "god fucking dammit"
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Transgender World @transgenderreport.com · 30/08/2026
Trump asks Supreme Court to intervene ahead of trial so the Pentagon can fire transgender troops www.advocate.com/pol... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
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Trump asks Supreme Court to intervene ahead of trial so the Pentagon can fire transgender troops
The administration wants the justices to overturn protections for decorated transgender service members before their case reaches trial.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Child: It’s the mayor. Mamdani: *laughs* Child: What? You are the mayor. You could become the king. Mamdani: I’m happy as the mayor. Jalen Brunson is the king.
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The reason these Temu KKK losers only march for 15 minutes at a time (long enough to get their propaganda footage and generate images that a horrified public will endlessly amplify for them) is that they know that if they hung around longer, they'd quickly be outnumbered by their opposition.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/07/2026
PROTIP: Before responding to a post online, press “X” to equip EYEBALLS to perform the READ action to check if ten people have already said the same exact unfunny non-joke
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I had a pony! @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I met a guy
A slider turtle in my hand
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
No, Laura. It’s not “Antifa.” It was Patriot Front, a white nationalist organization. They covered their faces because they’re cowards who don’t want to be identified. We’ve been saying for over a year that ICE officers shouldn’t be allowed to wear masks either. They are cowards also.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/07/2026
“activate your inner honey badger” fascists are stuck in 2012
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YvetteJR718☮️💙♋️ ♎️❌ @yvettejr718.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It’s July 4th. If you’re going to drink or get high that’s fine. Please don’t drive. Sleep over until you sober up, or have a friend drive you home. July 4th is one of the most deadly days for drivers driving under the influence of alcohol & other substances. I’m not judging ANYONE. Just stay SAFE.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Probably a bad idea to wrap your face and body in slim-fit clothing on a day with 101 degree heat. Especially if the garments are made from tightly woven cotton or certain synthetics.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 24/06/2026
Q: Why did you give a plea deal to a child sex predator? Do you have anything to say about that? Paxton: (No response.) Q: Should he be registered as a sex offender in Texas? Paxton: (No response.) Q: What do you have to say to the victim of Adam Hoffman? Paxton: (No response.)
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Phil Yabut @philliefan99.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
They're dumping slimy, green peroxide water from the Reflecting Pool back into the Potomac. #dc @popville.bsky.social
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Every history book about this government will have a subtitle that's some variation of They Should've Just Left That Alone
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Bradley Perry @bradleyperry.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Honestly, this is just the beginning. As we get closer to the election stuff like this will ramp up. And on November 3rd, and the days following, it's going to be bad
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🌵🦕 Cactus Man 🦕🌵 @iamspiderbro.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Keep in mind the Kennedy center isn't just a building with Kennedy's name on it like any "Washington highschool" might be; it's a memorial building. Trump putting his name up was the equivalent of writing his name on the man's grave, and republicans let that happen. Complete lack of human decency.
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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My bee army grows.
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This ⬇️ is a real American hero! Congresswoman Joyce Beatty is a Kennedy Center trustee who sued after the unlawful renaming of the center. Late Friday her suit prevailed and the center’s rightful name was restored. Thank you @repbeatty.bsky.social, we love you! ❤️
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 14/06/2026
The White House is now beefing with the weather
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The administration’s rapid response account is… mad at the Weather Channel. For reporting the weather.
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Angela @j-beanz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I urge ALL AMERICANS to keep their guard up and be ready to fight. The mid-terms are NOT guaranteed. We have to fight voter suppression, gerrymandering intimidation, false claims, DOJ interference, and more. Check your registrations BEFORE voting. Spread the word.
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Emma Barry @authoremmabarry.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I am 180 miles from DC, but we get the same regional weather pattern. You'll be relieved to know I just washed my car, thus doing my part to ensure there'll be a storm tonight.
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S.J.💙🩵💙🦋🦓 @glimmers2.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
In other words, they’re not gonna be paid.
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 14/06/2026
Now they're fighting... the Weather Channel
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This event is about celebrating America’s unmatched greatness after 250 years — which apparently doesn’t sit well with the friendless loser who wrote this bullshit clickbait headline.

Rain or shine, we’re celebrating our great country no matter what. GOD BLESS AMERICA! 🇺🇸
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/06/2026
every wealthy individual on the planet is constantly ruining everything and every hobby for their own benefit
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/06/2026
WHITESIDES: The truth is the cheapest form of energy on a per unit basis is daytime solar. Is that not true? CHRIS WRIGHT: It depends-- WHITESIDES: No it doesn't depend! It's true. You are amazingly misleading the American public. WRIGHT: It depends-- WHITESIDES: No!
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Cole 🌈 @lilgay.club · 07/06/2026
Funny how many cops don’t realize they have a government job
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Liza Adamczewski aka the accidental ecologist @lizaadamczewski.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Hold the front page!!!! Not only has Stumpy the lizard survived and his tail regrown but here he is with his heavily pregnant partner on the garden wall
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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