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Kunter Biden

@hunterbiden.net
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Not Hunter Biden but I can fix him and I’ll set him right on this crypo noise. $lapchop Harmless internet weirdo & middle aged mom Always depressed like I’m British ♊️ ✨ audhd, demi, wasian 🪭 🏋🏻‍♀️ current progess -50lbs 🧘🏻‍♀️🎉

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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 2h
I can’t get a proper lennyface ascii styled emoji and yet there this: ⛓️
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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 3h
im sorry but van halen sucks so bad. it sounds like a drunk guy on every song that has something either up or coming out of his ass
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
TFE1: Fuck man I need to go back to school or get a new job or something
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 10h
News headline worh a photo of woman feeding a bear, reads: She Lived With 20 Wild Bears for 28 Years.
Then They Found Her Clean-Picked Bones. What Killed Her Is a Mystery.Photo of Detective Colombo looking confused
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 5h
Yeeeaaa
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Sean Poppe @seanrunamok.bsky.social · 6h
Last ditch swordtember: Red warrior with TWO swords. 7/8
Color pencil sketch of a female warrior in a red leotard  with two swords, tall red boots, and pink hair
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 6h
Seventy CENTS
static.klipy.com
I Only Have Loose Change
ALT: I Only Have Loose Change
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 8h
I bought all the ruby red monster energy drinks left at cvs for .70 each 😭 Who are drinking these things for the flavor
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 9h
I see he asked for a Neil Diamond Vegas show blue
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 9h
So I added more natural ginger to my roots before she hit me up today and a bit of red. Feedback currently: “aw, Orange is your color though.” Both colors make me feel happier/recognize myself in myself more but idk what works with it. I’ve been doing Dr. Mrs. The Monarch makeup since youuuuuuthhhhh
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 12h
Yay my gym buddy can meet againnnn. I’ve been so blah and hate going alone. I miss being the type A at 5am opening and gone before the families roll up
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 14h
static.klipy.com
Alec Baldwin's 'There, There' Comfort in 30 Rock
ALT: Alec Baldwin's 'There, There' Comfort in 30 Rock
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 15h
The only sense to make of this is the following audio youtu.be/09LTT0xwdfw?...
youtu.be
Disturbed - Down With The Sickness (Official Music Video) [HD UPGRADE]
YouTube video by Disturbed
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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 16h
they should invent a gun that you can drive
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 15h
I’ve gone through and scrubbed posts once or twice but I only recently started shit posting more. Early on there just wasn’t much to engage!
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 15h
I have a million things I really NEED to get done but I’m sitting in my car in the most middle aged way (in my own drive way) disassociating for peace of mind
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 15h
The no bean crowd has got to go
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Sean Poppe @seanrunamok.bsky.social · 16h
Lol ok
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 15h
Oh my post odometer just rolled over to 1k. I should delete everything 🥹
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 15h
The was an opportunity to rename AI “The Great Intelligence” instead of Super Intelligence and he blew that too. Come on.l now.
The great intelligence villain wiki screenshot
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 16h
Oh shit is it time?
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 30/09/2026
I appreciate you
Tim heidecker on cinema pic looking anguished
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 30/09/2026
This looks like a movie poster for Adam Sandler’s Jack and Jill meets AirBuddies
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 30/09/2026
He just looks like he belongs in RoboCop
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Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mataeology [mat-ee-OL-uh-jee] (n.) - Vain, useless, or unprofitable discourse; foolish or fruitless talk. From Greek “mataiologia” (idle or foolish talk), from “mataios” (vain, idle, futile, foolish) + “-logia” (discourse, speaking)
A "Grandiloquent Word of the Day" meme for “Mataeology,” defined as “vain, useless, or unprofitable discourse; foolish or fruitless talk.” The example sentence reads: “After two hours of droning mataeology on subjects ranging from municipal drainage to his own digestive peculiarities, poor Cordelia Crownut resolved that this would be the last date entrusted to her mother’s matrimonial judgment.” At right, a Victorian illustration shows a young woman seated beside an elderly, gentleman who appears to have fallen asleep while she gazes away with a weary, resigned expression.
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404 Media @404media.co · 30/09/2026
So Trump's new AI chatbot? Creepy. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social saw this on Bluesky and gave the prompt "play minecraft" a test. This is what happened:
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 30/09/2026
I bet it’s prawn-like tissue. Pls post a review
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 30/09/2026
Oh shit are you gonna hit it with a brick or keep it as a pet
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Robyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!”
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 30/09/2026
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 30/09/2026
FINALLY
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 29/09/2026
If you throw a handful of uncooked rice in front of him, he can’t follow you until he picks up every single last grain. Be safe.
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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Doctor says I mansprained my ankle.
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 29/09/2026
This is a psychic attack
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 29/09/2026
Accidentally without diet soda/carbonated water and losing my mind
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As I was saying to my therapist just the other day, “please, I can change. You are the only one who listens.”
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Azure Eye News @azureeyenews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OBITUARIES: Millard Young, 16, died bein' swallowed whole by a 9 foot tall, red-haired giant from beneath th' Earth. His last words were "*Incoherent, panicked screamin' an' cryin' like a child.*" Millard is survived (again) by Ma an' Pa Young an' his 156 siblings.
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 29/09/2026
So i have like 25 of these mini palettes, usually for portable watercolors. I thought, oh i’ll put like $1 lipsticks and some glitter balm in for these party favors. I started on two and that was 3 lipsticks. So we are just doing watercolors after all. It would have been so cutesy.
Mini palette tins
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
insane posting my way into your heart
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A distorted hologram of Palpatine from STAR WARS - EPISODE 1
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 29/09/2026
I like the chinese hot uncle look tho
Hot chinese men with their bellys exposed to cool downnn
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 29/09/2026
Ohhhh I just reactivated IG and you’ve brought this calamity upon me! 😭😭😭
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 29/09/2026
Why do people unfollow you when you deactivate ig? Like 6 people. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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ash s. ➡️ Rose City ComicCon!!! @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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PORTISHEAD
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Tom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We can be so extraordinary when we choose to be good
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 28/09/2026
Idk but i feel like the answer will start like “Me thinks… “
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 28/09/2026
I rotate my subscriptions. Catch up with platform specific show, cancel, on to the next, forever. It gets annoying tho
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