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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 6h

Support your local wax museum. If they go out of business, you know what happens to all that wax? That’s right, it goes back into your ears.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 22h

Wait, so the future of clothing is… straitjackets?

Ad for a white long sleeve top with straps on the front and sleeves

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 22h

Wait, so the future of clothing is… straitjackets?

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Doctor says I mansprained my ankle.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The good news: Flock is going bankrupt. The bad news: They’re selling all the footage to Discovery Channel to create a new reality TV show.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Studies show that compared to conventional farmers markets, at night markets the average person is 10% more likely to get bitten by a vampire.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Well, Folsom Street Fair is over. Anyone need a couple extra dildos?

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Holy shit @veradrew22.bsky.social is here to announce the wrestling match?! #folsom

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The good news: I'm getting down on the dance floor. The bad news: I'm down there because I passed out.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Almost done with my costume for Folsom Street Fair. (Think Halloween, but with more leather and dildos.)

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Great news: Grok users are now entitled to a free chance to meet NBC's Chris Hansen!

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The witch stood up! And it's... Toni Newman? #OCATC

Terri Parks (Toni Newman from On Cinema At the Cinema) dressed as the Wicked Witch for an event

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Thanks to AI, my smart toaster oven is blackmailing me with threats to release our sex videos. They were supposed to be private between me and her!

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Looney Tunes Presents: Communist Elmer Fudd in "Hunting at the Golf Course" Communist Elmer Fudd: "Shh, be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting capitawists."

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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

He's a cyborg, you idiot!

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Amazing! Trump is replacing the US constitution with a post from r/incel that he says "...makes some good points."

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Fun fact: They use the same pair of scissors for ribbon cutting ceremonies that they use to perform vasectomies on giants.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Christianity would be much more popular if they made Jesus into an MMA fighter with the power of invisibility.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If there's one thing Reddit has taught me, it's that women don't exist in real life.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Using AI to predict exactly how putrid my farts will smell.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

KIDMAN: Somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this. CAMERA PANS OUT, REVEALING TOM CRUISE SITTING IN THE ROW BEHIND HER. A SHERIF SERVES CRUISE WITH A RESTRAINING ORDER

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Looking forward to this, particularly considering how batshit the previous Bad Lieutenant movie was.

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Bad Lieutenant: Tokyo - Official Japanese Trailer - Coming Soon

YouTube video by NEON

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

100% chance someone is a computer hacker if they're wearing both a Power Glove and Rollerblades.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Sorry, Monday's no good for me. I'm scheduled to get my head removed that morning.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is obviously a scam, Kash Patel's *real* email address is iwantbeer69@aol.com

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ed Sheeran looks like a pig’s ass topped with scattered hair swept off a barbershop floor.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Peter Griffin: It’s like that one time Lois and i went to the moon and I convinced the moon people that I was Jay Leno… Lois: Peter… Dr. Hartman: It’s not him anymore, it’s the tumor. If it's not too much right now, I'd like to go over Peter's end of life directives.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Starting a second cult for all the followers I excommunicated from the first.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Normal people: "Am I a good person?" Me: *pulls up a series of line graphs with video game characters* "So as you can see, I am at least marginally more ethical than GLaDOS..."

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The Matrix uses people for energy. It's an energy vampire.

Last fight in "The Matrix" where Neo can see through the code as he faces down agents at the end of a hallway

Energy vampire Colin Robinson from "What We Do In the Shadows"

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Simpsons characters ranked by how recently I’ve jacked off to them: 1. Moe

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Had a great time last night at "An Evening with Kim Jong Un." Say what you will about the guy's politics, he's a great storyteller with a fantastic sense of humor!

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Just downloaded Polymarket so I can buy, sell, and trade ENM partners.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The only thing “intentional” about me is how swiftly I intend to crush my enemies.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Working on the second phase of my plan to eradicate senior citizens. (The first phase was shutting down Old Country Buffet.)

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Went to the tanning spa. I unplugged the tanning bed, flipped the cord around and plugged it in upside-down. Now I'm paler than ever.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Dearest Ethel, After a long and treacherous journey over many days and nights, I was successful in watching all of the Fu Manchu movies. Throughout these trying times I have learned much about the orientals and their mysterious ways…

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Fells like a #GreggHead thing to say, but the only reason Neil Breen's new movie is long enough to be of theatrical length is through liberal use of copy/pasting the same stock footage.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I know the Phantom Menace is no longer as despised as it was when it was released, but let’s not forget that Jar Jar Binks was responsible for 9/11.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

All seven of us in the movie theater had a great time watching Mike and the bots watch a 1960’s movie about a jellyfish man… or something! #mst3k

Mike Nelson from MST3k on a movie screen

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Dammit. It's waaaaay too hot out to wear a jumpsuit and the MST3k thing is tonight. #cosplay

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Currently reading: “Shit Yourself Thin: An Interactive Adventure in Diarrhea-assisted Weight Loss.”

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

They're calling Grand Theft Auto VI "the Duke Nukem Forever of video games."

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

So did we ever find out who wants to be a millionaire, or did the show get canceled before the mystery was solved?

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

...and Elizabeth Holmes (not pictured.)

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

So God took Adam's rib and- sorry, did I say Adam? I mean to say Marilyn Manson.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Publisher is forcing me to apologize for my latest "JewBot vs. PorkMan" comic, regarding all the anti-New Zealand slurs.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

"Well actually, not enough people consider the benefits of school shootings," I type into Microsoft Word as the opening line in what office archaeologists will one day consider "the worst cover letter of all time."

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