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Hand Remover @hughneill.bsky.social · 23h

is it good if someone asks you this question while making this face

a young korean woman on the reality show Singles Inferno squinting and making a face of mild confused disgust as she looks offscreen and asks, “How much ham are you eating?”

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Hand Remover @hughneill.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

is it cool to eat lettuce again or will i be forced to shit for three days again

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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.

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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026

as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 28/09/2026

HOST: All right, British Food YouTubers… final challenge! Simply pronounce “Wagyu” correctly even one single time. BRITISH FOOD YOUTUBER 1: Waggoo. HOST: Ah, sorry, that’s incorrect. BRITISH FOOD YOUTUBER 2: Oh! Waggoo! HOST: Incorrect. BRITISH FOOD YOUTUBER 3: *smirking confidently* Waggoo.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

rip annie dillard

One of the things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/09/2026

I walk into a Chipotle to eat a very late lunch and a guy who is either altered or otherwise having a time sees me and mutters “man sometimes you just tryna get outta the rain and a fuckin gigantic white girl walk in with her tall ass fuckin giant pussy probably” sorry man yeah that’s on me

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Tyler Button @tylerbutton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Literally in the midst of my third relisten. Bands strive to create a single no-skips album of 12 three minute songs. This is years of no-skip hour-plus tracks. Go listen to it now. It’s, no joke, one of my favorite things on earth.

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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i think about this post all the time. you might too

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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Joe Lepore @jplepore.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Go download the entire class dismissed campaign of Rude Tales of Magic

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

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Hand Remover @hughneill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i developed too strong of an emotional attachment to and autistic interest in a completely inaccessible japanese fast food restaurant and now i’m absolutely fucked. my dumbass soul screams out for the perfect food and i cannot get it without a 14 hour flight

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Verse @verselynx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I love you leopardus tilcayo

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Hand Remover @hughneill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

it’s wild going to the airport in another country. i didn’t realize i had made it through security because nobody had taken a 3D scan of my penis and then yelled at me for owning shoes

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor

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Hand Remover @hughneill.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Register an account to continue seeing these posts. Please enter the code found written on the brick that has been thrown through your window to confirm your account. Your password must include a credible death threat. Please try again. Your password must include a credible death threat. Please try

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Whoa! My gothabilly girlfriend got a VERY tasteful spiderweb neck tattoo! But the main reason I am writing tonight is that I have fallen down a flight of steep stairs and broken my ankle so sharply the bone is poking through the skin. I don't know who else to tell, because my family blocks my calls.

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Hand Remover @hughneill.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

just broke a cash register by putting too many pennies into it

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Kayin @kayin.moe · 11/09/2026

not to do the 'repost stuff from other sites' thing but a friend sent this to me like YES we need uncosiness in games

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 10/09/2026

We’re both the cucks in the relationship. We both watch one guy jack off

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

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Hand Remover @hughneill.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

i hope it starts raining soon so people will look at me and think “ah i guess he didn’t open his umbrella quite fast enough” instead of “how is he so sweaty”

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

ITS GOT TO STOP

screenshot of an article from XXL called "Hip-Hop Lyric Cliches That Need to Die". The caption says "Seriously, rappers needed to stop using these lyric cliches yesterday" over a picture of Lil Wayne lookin upset

quoted lyrics from a Jay Z song called "Garden Time": "I Don't Go to Home Depot, I make my shovels myself". There is a
picture of Jay-Z captioned " CLICHE #3.Claiming To Never Go To Home Depot -- Everyone has to go there sometimes. Stop it."

quoted lyrics from an Eminem song titled "Try It": "Just one bite, you'll never need another vitamin"

A picture of Eminem captioned "Cliche #5: Claiming To Have A Recipe For A Three Bean Casserole That Makes You Never Need Medicine Again -- No such recipe exists. More hollywood lies

Lyrics quote: "I'm so tall, Bart Simpson called me on the phone in real life"

-Megan The Stallion "Real Life"

Picture of Megan The Stallion with the caption "CLICHE #8: Saying They Know Bart Simpson In Real Life -- How?? How would that even work?"

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 31/08/2026

finally posting this after having my pds be down for most of the day omfg. i can't believe i got kramer'd into watching this.

📽️ screenshot of my letterboxd review for coyote vs acme (2026)

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

if he goes in the bunker next year and says that Congress isn't Congress, we can go in there and take him out of it, and at that point he is just a man

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Area Man @areamancm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I don’t do a lot of TikTok but quite honestly, hats off. A masterpiece

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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I started my PhD program with an eight week old at home, sole income being my doctoral stipend, in a history program, in Knoxville, TN. And every month we got a new book to read to my son, free, mailed to us, so my kid, my kids, grew up in rooms full of books even when I had no money. That's Dolly.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026

dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

RIP Dolly Parton. No amount of words will ever be enough. Peak human talent, generosity, and spirit.

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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.

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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.

Black and white photo of Dolly Parton with gay artist Keith Haring.

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Hand Remover @hughneill.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

my wife reports that she has encountered a man on the train eating spaghetti with marinara sauce from an aluminum takeout container while wearing a white shirt. the only worse public transit eating configuration i can think of is double-fisting soup in bread bowls

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