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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 8h
In the docky-wock.
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 5h
My wife accidentally started opening one of my packages and made a joke about catching me ordering dirty books online but I think she found the reality more disturbing
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Anand Menon @anandmenon.bsky.social · 15h
‘We don’t have the money for that’ says the former Chancellor who cut NI twice when we couldn’t afford it for purely political reasons.
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 15h
I'm hearing breaking news that somebody in Reform hasn't said something racist. More as I have it.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Times from ten years ago this week. They were wrong. In fact Brexit is costing the UK economy roughly £100 billion a year. #ProjectFear
Hard Brexit
could cost
£66bn a year


Leaked Treasury papers reveal lost revenue


Sam Coates Deputy Political Editor
Ollver Wright Policy Editor


Cabinet ministers are being warned
that the Treasury could lose up_to
£66 billion a year in tax revenues under
"hard Brexit", according to leaked
government papers.


GDP.could fall by as much as 9.5 per
cent if Britain leaves the single market
and hastorely on WorldTrade Organi-
sation rules for trading with the conti-
nent, compared with ifit stayed within
the EU,theforecasts show.Such a steep
drop in revenue would force ministers
to slash public spending or raise taxes.
The £66 billion drop, contained in a
draft cabinet committee paper seen by
The Times, is nearly a tenth of the
£716 billion that the government is pro-
jected to collect in taxes this year,and is
equivalent to 65 per cent of the annual
budget of NHS England.


Business leaders are_increasingly
worried that the UK could fail to nego-
tiate a deal with the 27 remaining EU
members by the time it leaves the
union, and will face a "cliff edge" of
trade tariffs and barriers,


Several cabinet ministers who sup-
ported Remain are stepping up efforts
to prioritise business concerns and the
economy in Brexit discussions, fearing
that Leave supporters fail to realise the
scale of potential damage, It comes as:;
○ Theresa May faces a potential legal
challenge by a group of Conservative
MPs over the decision to begin Brexit
negotiations without parliament's
approval. The prime minister's spokes-
man ruledoutgiving MPs a voteyester-
day,saying thatitwould"second guess'
the will of the British people.
○ Dominic Grieve, the former attor-
ney-general, said that unless the gov,
ernment could agree,a deal supported
by parliament it would not survive.
e


A Tory backbencher suggested that
British companies should hire disabled


Tuesday October 11 2016 | thetimes.co.uk | No 72038


people to do the work of EU migrants
after Brexit.


Mrs May visited Denmark and the
Nethe…
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The backstory: Ukrainian drones struck a Yandex supercomputer facility in Vladimir, taking it out. Suddenly, bot activity in US social media fell by 49%, confirming suspicions that this was the site of a massive Russian influence operation targeting US social media—mostly targeting MAGA.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All authoritarian cults resemble one another. All democracies are democratic in their own particular way.
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Sathnam Sanghera @sathnam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dear tv and radio producers. Thankyou for the invitation. But, no, I do not want to appear on your show to defend the idea that I am English, after 50 years of living and working here, because the increasingly feral right want to turn this into a "debate" and you cannot see how you're being played
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dave sounds like an absolute cunt.
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 17/08/2026
29th August 1985 - An excited Michael Fish gets to deploy the rarely seen red number as the temperature gets up to an incredible 26 degrees in London!
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Antikrish (UTFR MUFC) 🇾🇪 @antikrish.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Beautiful
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Terence Eden @edent.tel · 14/08/2026
I know you all hate the emergency alert about disposable barbeques. But yesterday I watched a man at our hotel breakfast set fire to a toaster by trying to toast a croissant - despite multiple signs telling him not to. Today he tried again. So, you know, calibrate for the average person.
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Farage's by-election stunt wasted enough public money to pay for free dental care for every child in his constituency. Does he care? No. He just wanted to avoid legitimate parliamentary scrutiny of his dodgy bungs. Which he won't. It'll start again immediately. What a cock.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sorry but the colander thing is such a piece of shit. Fine, it's not safe to stare right at the sun. But let's not pretend I'm going to have a great time watching a tiny shadow on a piece of paper through a fucking kitchen utensil.
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This, by @alexisconran.com, is brilliant & chilling. open.substack.com/pub/scamproo...
open.substack.com
Is your mobile phone listening in on you?
The scary thing is ... it doesn't have to.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 02/08/2026
I’m all for the nanny state – but we should abolish fines for holidays in term time | Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett
theguardian.com
I’m all for the nanny state – but we should abolish fines for holidays in term time | Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett
Some parents are sticklers for the rules, yet mass civil disobedience by parents in England and Wales suggests many agree with me, says Guardian columnist Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
#TheYearInReform Look, it's very simple. Nothing to see here. Move along. Reform UK is a party - sorry - a company built around British Patriotism and being frank with the public, and it is led by straight-talking anti-elite Nigel Farage.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Chris Philp is the political equivalent of a stain on your carpet. Don't know how it got there; can't get rid of it; mostly forget about but when you notice it you get irritated all over again.
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Who'd have thought that Brexit bullshit proving false, climate bullshit proving false, a dodgy £5m quid, lying about it for months, hanging out with convicted fraudsters, being mates with a mad paedophile, and quitting to avoid scrutiny so you can run against a dustbin would harm your polling?
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 21/07/2026
Look, on the one hand they allow perverts to covertly film your children and upload the footage to pedophelia forums. On the other hand, they can save someone half a second by projecting in front of them information they'd otherwise have to glance at their phone to get. What's a regulator to do?!
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Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Classless to the last. Only missing the Falklands banner for the full graceless-loser effect.
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Fifthcolumnblue @fifthcolumnblue.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Rooney correct once again. Infantino looks a fucking clown in a suit and trainers
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Nice big boos for Infantino and Trump
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Random IT Guy @random-it-guy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Just for reference... in an average Bundesliga match Argentina would not even have 8 on the pitch left.
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Frédéric Moreau @goodclimate.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina head coach
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Colin Durant @colindurant.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My four-year-old son just said he wants Argentina to score and I’m debating whether to kick him out of the house
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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
“If you look very closely at his foot on this frame of the replay” has been Argentina’s best player at this WC.
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 19/07/2026
Still listening and learning. In futbol you cannot score against Argentina, apparently. This is not allowed. *scribbles notes*
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spain is a team of 11 midfielders, and Argentina is a team of 10 bastards and a genius — and it doesn’t make for great telly
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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina lose the World Cup Final ✅ Messi denied the Golden Boot ✅ Infantino fuming ✅ Trump having to begrudgingly hand a trophy to Spain ✅ Beautiful 🥳 #spaarg #esparg #worldcup
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Never has a team more richly deserved to lose than Argentina.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What's great about VAR is that it makes the matchday experience worse while we still have clear and obvious errors.
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Poor bastard’s starving
Cookie Monster: For every goal today, me going to eat a cookie
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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
DISALLOW THAT ONE GIANNI!
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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
One of the very worst human beings in football. You love to see it. Watching the rest of these cheats losing their tiny minds is marvellous fun.
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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Inject that Enzo Fernandez red card directly into my veins
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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 16/07/2026
Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I don't know the first thing about football, but this seems a very odd way of winning. Surely the point is for England to kick the ball close to the other end occasionally, not just hang around near the England goal and wait for disaster.
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I love this. It’s like an acting exercise
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Michael Savage @michaelsavage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ouch...
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Jennifer Williams @jenwilliamsft.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
this did make me laugh, fair play
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JointheDots @joiningupthedots.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Who doesn’t rent their spare room back to themselves to offset tax, keeping it £1 less than the amount which would trigger a required to declaration according to Parliament's reporting standards. Working class hero.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Incredible scenes as Badenoch rules herself out as a candidate
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Vague obviously, but full of good worthwhile intentions. Promising.
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