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Lorenzo Cortes

@hoyatexas.bsky.social
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Hi, I’m from nearby Laredo, TX. 5’13” in SoCal. You might know me from being down with Georgetown and liking cold brew and breakfast tacos.

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 7h
Seems more likely that he’d be on doxycycline for acne tbh
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Lorenzo Cortes @hoyatexas.bsky.social · 11h
Atlanta is dropping nearly a 50 burger on New Orleans on the road
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Aliens have not visited us not because they don’t exist but because they don’t want the trouble
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 14h
me, leave too little time for how much i have to do? surely you jest
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 17h
Got a very lovely reader email today about my least-known work, HAVE YOU EATEN -- a novella told in recipes, about how we nurture each other through impossible times. I love this project so much and I'm touched that folks are still finding it.
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Have You Eaten? (The Full Series) - Reactor
The complete serialized novella from Hugo Award-winning author Sarah Gailey, in which a fractured group of undesirables work together to nurture and nourish each other while navigating a dangerous wor...
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LAISSEZ LES BOO QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 18h
He’s not wrong
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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 18h
I wonder if some people also are short on time and are just raging about the small and unimportant things because the big stuff is too much to handle?
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 19h
We recapped the absolute absurdity that was Texas State vs San Diego State.
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 19h
well well well www.instagram.com/reel/DeH1ccp...
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B/R CFB on Instagram: "Curt Cignetti had jokes after kicker Nico Radicic missed the first extra point of his career 😂 (via Indiana Athletics/YT) #cfb #collegefootball #football #indianafootball #cu...
417 likes, 6 comments - br_cfb on October 5, 2026: "Curt Cignetti had jokes after kicker Nico Radicic missed the first extra point of his career 😂 (via Indiana Athletics/YT) #cfb #collegefootball #...
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 21h
From the 1931 “Dracula” in Spanish to “La Llorona” (2019). Where to watch Latino horror movies this month in L.A. www.latimes.com/delos/story/...
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Spooky screenings: Where to watch Latino horror movies this month in L.A.
De Los presents a special guide to the spookiest Latino horror film screenings in L.A. this month, from Spanish-language 'Dracula' to 'Obsession.'
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Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 22h
James Bond is back in Regal theaters nationwide starting tonight (Mon) w/ a 20th anniversary re-release of CASINO ROYALE (2006). A different Bond gets the spotlight every Monday for the next 5 weeks and tickets are only $7.99. www.regmovies.com/promotions/b... #FilmSky
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 21h
Congrats to Pharrell Harewood of Nicholls (he’s also from England) on winning THE LONGEST PUNT OF THE WEEK!! A 78 YARD BOOT 🥾 THAT GOES OUT AT THE 5!
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Lorenzo Cortes @hoyatexas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Panthers look more crisp and complete even just from week 1 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social
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Lorenzo Cortes @hoyatexas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cinammon roll
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John Biemer @johnbiemer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I will not get too excited about a preseason exhibition game…. I will not get too excited about a preseason exhibition game…. GREAT GAME, HOYAS!!!
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Jason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 04/10/2026
This is it, the Quality Train Content™ I’ve always wanted to post. A BNSF freight train passing through Everett, WA with several Boeing greenies on their way from Wichita, Kansas to Renton to become 737s!
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Lorenzo Cortes @hoyatexas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh are you the chiefs did you need a Kenneth Walker well you’re not gonna believe this
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beelzebarb @beelzebarb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Amen, brother
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WHEEEEEEE!
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beelzebarb @beelzebarb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think you might have as big of a "let's just do it and be legends" problem as I do
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Lorenzo Cortes @hoyatexas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How I rediscovered transformers fandom in the early days
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Lorenzo Cortes @hoyatexas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
about being a champion @sarahkelly.bsky.social @chloedenmark.bsky.social @amandamull.bsky.social @david-keith.bsky.social @thequeso.bsky.social @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social @onlyonejj.bsky.social @beelzebarb.bsky.social @benjaminrose.bsky.social @blkthemyscira.bsky.social @chelsisright.bsky.social
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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Just think...if Schotty doesn't conservatively in Rio, this team would be 3-1. Playing not to lose usually results in a loss.
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Soumya Rangarajan, MD, MPP @soumya-goblue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ok I was not imagining the feeling of claustrophobia “a theatrical movement that focuses on characters operating within worlds devoid of meaning. The lack of meaning causes the characters to become obsessed with routine, which inhibits their mobility.”
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Beckett’s Absurdist Plays are a Tragic Comfort for the Twenty-First Century Person
I recently saw Samuel Beckett’s very short play Quad (also called Quad i + ii) at the Hammer Museum.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
REPORTER: coach, earlier today you said you had a plan in place for dinner tonight NICK SIRIANNI: that’s correct REPORTER: can you walk us through how you ended up with 15 baked potatoes on the table, just loose, with no plates or silverware NICK SIRIANNI: just gotta execute better
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Lorenzo Cortes @hoyatexas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cowboys win
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BIG CHEECH CAKE @chelsisright.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Flex Florida and Virginia off the tv
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BIG CHEECH CAKE @chelsisright.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mind you this is Mizzou’s homecoming ☝🏽
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*fries an egg on shohei ohtani*
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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ok, so Florida beat Ole Miss by 24 points, Mizzou is beating Florida by 35 points, so Mizzou should be a 59-point favorite vs Ole Miss on a neutral field, right @espnbillc.bsky.social?
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
Evergreen
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Lorenzo Cortes @hoyatexas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@nicolegus2.bsky.social WINNING
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
AND NOW LOUISVILLE GET A 70 YARD TD TUN TO POTENTIALLY TIE IT!!!
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[looking around the quad box] good day for your team to have looked underwhelming against an inferior opponent in a nonetheless solid win on SEC Network Ocho or whatever
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
NDSU joining FBS
Legally Blonde: What, like it's hard?
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Stephen Nelson @stephennelson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Last time working a Dodgers-Braves postseason series. What a wildly different world…
Manny Machado as a Dodger in 2018. Weird. Freddie Freeman as a Brave in 2018. Crazy to say, but it’s now a little weird!Charlie Culberson. As gentlemanly and handsome as can be in 2018. What a guy![redacted] but selfishly it’s a fun photo???
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Valerie Valkyrie @beezygrey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Very glad Kasib handled. Hope Nat gets any and all care she needs.
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Rob L. White (‘Cuddle’ Short Film OUT NOW!!) @therlwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
goodnight horror fam 🖤😈🫶
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
go cats imo
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 03/10/2026
me on social media
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I spilled salsa on my credential, the mlb postseason has officially started for me now
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
joseph himan is v good at running
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[my dad’s voice] TURN IT UP
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Lorenzo Cortes @hoyatexas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social if northwestern uses Ryan field money for NIL in the coming years many footballs will be won
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Spiritually, this is the ideal Thursday night game.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 02/10/2026
The first time ever two 4-0 power conference teams meet with both unranked is Pitt at VT. Pitt Girl tries to avoid Jordan’s Jinx and somehow Dr. Seuss gets involved.
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Iowa isn't real it was made up as a metaphor
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GymCastic @gymcastic.com · 30/09/2026
Simone Biles remains undecided about the 2028 Olympics, but the lure of competing in LA is very real apnews.com/article/simo...
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Simone Biles remains undecided about the 2028 Olympics, but the lure of competing in LA is very real
Simone Biles is contemplating another run at Olympic gold but she's not sure yet. The 29-year-old gymnastics icon is considering the 2028 Los Angeles Games.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
if you’ve never chased your friend around a yard cackling madly and spraying them with one of these things you haven’t truly lived
Super soaker 50 20th anniversary edition
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This annoys me lol
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