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David Keith

@david-keith.bsky.social
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Huge South Florida sports fan supporting the Florida Panthers, Inter Miami, Miami Dolphins, Miami Heat, Miami Hurricanes, and when they’re interesting: Miami Marlins. Frequent traveler, digital nomad, hiker, and craft beer lover.

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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 1h
I have one house.
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Loomin' Onion™ @buckrawheat.bsky.social · 41m
hey Dave! What's all the fuss about this Facebook? Why I had a book of faces back in 1978 and no one was interested. Everybody took one look and threw up. Darndest thing. You never know how the market will turn around.
Will Ferrell as Harry Caray next to Dave Letterman
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 48m
Sorkin definitely back into blow this is the look of a man who loves the fucking snow
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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 51m
The most bizarre thing about this idiotic, embarrassing line of questioning by Eric Schmitt is that it’s totally irrelevant Even if Jack Smith went to a basketball game in Atlanta-he didn’t-there isn’t even a scintilla of proof that he met, much less conspired with Fani Willis 35 days
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Soccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 1h
Mathis Albert slams the door shut 🇺🇸✅ @usmnt.ussoccer.com
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 1h
The joke is on Jack Smith because whike he was watching Caitlyn put up 30 for the Hawkeyes, he missed Steph putting up 60 that day vs the Hawks. #MAGA!!!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1h
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David Keith @david-keith.bsky.social · 1h
It was a warm, sunny day, and i hit the trail again. I put in a little over five miles with an elevation gain of about 700 ft to the top of Deadman Mountain in the Black Hills National Forest.
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David Keith @david-keith.bsky.social · 1h
10 years ago tonight 🐬 so little has changed for Dolfans lol
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 2h
You’ve heard of doubling down, even tripling down, dude is quadrupling down. It was supposed to be his big day and he basically fell face first into a pile of cow shit and is still crying about it. “Everyone saw me embarrass myself 😭”
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Pardeep Cattry @pcattry.bsky.social · 1h
Sebastian Berhalter has four goals and two assists in his last five games for club and country, guy is just on a roll #USMNT
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HockeyStatCards @hockeystatcards.com · 3h
#NHL Game Score Impact Card for Florida Panthers on 2026-09-29: #TimeToHunt
Florida Panthers Impact Card
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 16h
Dogs and mirrors core: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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C. Scott Smith @cscottsmith.bsky.social · 5h
Snoqualmie Falls and the Salish Lodge (aka Twin Peaks) Snoqualmie, Washington. Cascade Range I always used to take out of town visitors to the falls. They were just a 25 minute drive from my house in Bellevue and they're quite dramatic. Especially when the river is at flood stage.
Snoqualmie Falls
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 2h
First game, first /pepsi shutout of the season for Jacob Markstrom! 😼 #NHLFaceOff
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🏆🏆 - Allen 🐀😼 @allenisfeliz.bsky.social · 3h
FIRST OF THE YEAR #timetohunt
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 3h
The /FlaPanthers kick off the 2026-27 season with a big W! 😼 #NHLFaceOff
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David Keith @david-keith.bsky.social · 2h
yaaaaaaasss 😼
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earsdontcare.bsky.social @earsdontcare.bsky.social · 3h
Look at that smile 🥹
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 7h
Their marriage had more plot twists than a daytime soap.
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Benjamin Rose @benjaminrose.bsky.social · 3h
Thank you!
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Senator Amy Klobuchar @klobuchar.senate.gov · 10h
Before calling someone a “dirtbag,” the Senator should have had his facts straight. An apology is in order. Glad one of us knew the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes!
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earsdontcare.bsky.social @earsdontcare.bsky.social · 3h
“Fewest SOG for a defending champ opener…” 💅
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 3h
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 7h
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Hockey Chic 6 @pamela-abrell.bsky.social · 3h
youtube.com/shorts/5FwiQ... ALL ABOARD THE GUS BUS
youtube.com
FLA@CAR: Forsling scores goal
YouTube video by Florida Panthers
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10h
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 11h
this isn’t real life it’s a clip from veep, right??
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Sarah Posner @sarahposner.bsky.social · 12h
Is this a metaphor for the Republican Party?
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Jim Acosta @jimacosta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Haha yep. I’m still here.
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Joe @heatmando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Goated account. Just so good every time.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh shit how is that tweet 11 years old??
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Andy Dalton looks like my damn cat.

andy dalton on the cover of espn magazine smiling and he looks like kacy’s cat
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David Keith @david-keith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can’t believe the eagles snapped that ball in time
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 29/09/2026
At this point you’re probably better off just taking a dump in the parking lot.
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Andrew Butler @andrewkbutler.com · 29/09/2026
That is just some vintage Andy Dalton right there, how blessed are we.
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Dalton chicken chalupa on national tv, feels like a warm hug
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum threw 2 TDs there but got no points
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well...
The Unabomber: Caleb Williams
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DolphinsTalk Josh @amplifiedtorock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caleb Williams looks like Bruno Mars lesser known cousin Bradley Jupiter
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American Hockey League @theahl.com · 28/09/2026
JACK DEVINE DAYS AWAY♟️
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David Keith @david-keith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Subscatter @subscatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"It quickly rose to the top of the list of free iOS apps in the U.S." Ye gods people are dumb
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Jon @technursejon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When your travel agent tells you that ayahuasca retreats are no longer being offered to unvaccinated patrons.
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Rob Slater @robslater10.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thom Tillis voted to confirm the president’s personal defense attorney as the Attorney General of the United States just one month ago.
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
have I got news for you, pal
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me at 3pm everyday
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Shannon @sports21all.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Heat won 43 games with hardly any Herro, Powell a shell after ASW and Bam missing 9 games and limited for about 10. I'm genuinely excited. Plus the world is about to learn Pelle.
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 28/09/2026
🐐
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 28/09/2026
I guess you don't get where he is without whatever competitive sickness makes you want to rub it in the face of random shit talking fans in Columbus Ohio but Messi in MLS is so funny
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