Reposted by professional clownMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It’s confusing that @theatlantic.com described this man as a “a lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024” who when these are some of his very easily findable FB posts: 17472771509
Reposted by professional clownKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026If the whites were to get rid of the rest of us it would be nothing but peace, quiet, and harmony until 45 minutes later when they start the hair color killings 2133304493
Reposted by professional clownamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 30/09/2026remember to block @m-tracey.bsky.social and move on. there is nothing you can say to him that will be crueler than his lonely little life 20635115
Reposted by professional clownheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 30/09/2026i remember when i first heard about american college fraternities as a teen and was like well i must be missing something culturally there must be more there that isnt just the evil stuff but then i learned no its pretty much just the evil stuff 131277172
Reposted by professional clownnick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays. 6253142129
Reposted by professional clownAlex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released. 7337891266
Reposted by professional clownAnna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026lol but not THEIR kids though. Tech bros want their kids to be tech-free.nytimes.comSilicon Valley Executives Are Tech Fans. Just Not for Their Own Kids.At home, moderation and restraint are the rule for tech parents. Boredom is exalted. Maybe they’re onto something. 322490
Reposted by professional clownBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay 188113521912
professional clown @hotdogdotjpeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"Bush did 9/11" theorists are technically correct here 000
Reposted by professional clowngem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce 4863771684
Reposted by professional clownSpooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him. 713005833
professional clown @hotdogdotjpeg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026phone mounts that connect to the air vents have become the new "tree air freshners" in terms of minimizing visibility for drivers. insane that i have to now watch for the cars in front AND behind me with the same amount of scrutiny. 000
professional clown @hotdogdotjpeg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026the uptick in "iPad child drivers" has given me a new habit of waving at drivers flying up to me so i can avoid getting rear ended. 110
Reposted by professional clownGoodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts. 895453545
Reposted by professional clownjoyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026if you are a gay icon STAY INSIDE!!! it’s DANGEROUS OUT HERE!!!!! 2450241043
Reposted by professional clownJaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible 184572293
professional clown @hotdogdotjpeg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The alt text for his widdle sweater???????? 0170
Reposted by professional clownBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Holy shit, “Just one small problem Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?” is a Haiku 01235373
Reposted by professional clownI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 21/07/2026When I say a politics of white reconciliation based on a premise of anti-Blackness people act as if I’m spinning shit out of thin air but… 1033041520
Reposted by professional clownKelly Lynne D’Angelo ✨ @kellylynnedang.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Please blow up the public comment (included below): BREAKING NEWS (7/15) — The administration wants to destroy Chaco Canyon without consulting Tribal Nations. It’s an irreplaceable historic & cultural site with 4,700 archeological sites that could be lost to the bulldozers of oil & gas development 240683920
professional clown @hotdogdotjpeg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026on top of that, many professionals (e.g. chronobiologists, psychiatrists & related societies) don't even agree with this. The Economic Impact™ isn't worth potential psychological impact of people who can't choose a "late morning" going out. you might as well have the day start when the sun does. 000
professional clown @hotdogdotjpeg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026i will never understand regularly wanting 9 PM sunsets i'm sorry 100
Reposted by professional clownMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 14/07/2026ICE killed another person. 11335141742
Reposted by professional clownPrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Go Fund Me for the sister who was surrounded by white supremacists on the Metro in that viral photo. If you shared the photo, consider actually making a material donation. 61348934
Reposted by professional clownunraveled @unraveledpress.com · 13/07/2026You can and should point out that police killing people daily is the "norm" in America. But that doesn't mean you *accept* the normalization of this violence and the way some people rush to smugly point these things out contributes to collective fatigue. Your horror has been stolen from you. 2347141189
Reposted by professional clownGreg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Don’t live your life so that when you die people say “oh I was hoping it’d be the other guy, but I’ll take it” 284185903
Reposted by professional clownJohn Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026*pinches bridge of nose, eyes closed, takes a deep breath* so do we have ANY idea how many living US Senators there are right now? 10671491354
Reposted by professional clownchris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait. 253192183782
Reposted by professional clownDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 07/07/2026If "Platner campaign strategist whose voice gets progressively, insanely high pitched and strangled as he talks about vetting the candidate" was a bit it, it would be insanely funny. But we don't need to invent it. 681570368
Reposted by professional clownamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 02/07/2026"avoiding heatstroke in the baptism tent" sounds like the name of a fall out boy song circa 2006 112128339
Reposted by professional clownElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026With this ruling, the birthright issue is not going away. The right hasn't really begun *organizing* around getting rid of the citizenship clause. Like Roe, this will be their fight for a generation. And if the Democrats just say "we won" and ignore it, like Roe, the Republicans will eventually win. 9268982497
Reposted by professional clown🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 29/06/2026dick suck, who played for both teams in 69 12506111
Reposted by professional clownMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Expanding the Supreme Court is the moderate position. 1776095
professional clown @hotdogdotjpeg.bsky.social · 25/06/2026It's notable how every statement from Dems is to put "Mamdani" & "MAGA" in the same sentence. It says two hings: 1. The voters are just sheep who "follow celebrity", and 2. That enthusiasm needs to be treated as unserious & a threat to the republic. Undemocratic is the only way to describe it. 070
Reposted by professional clownelia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Mona Khalil, Lebanon’s most well-known sea turtle conservationist, died of her wounds today after being injured by an Israeli strike I feel sick 1743872326
professional clown @hotdogdotjpeg.bsky.social · 18/06/2026chicago + chicagoland drivers are the epitome of "that's why your shit looks like that" 000
Reposted by professional clownabby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing 261147164150
Reposted by professional clownCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 11/06/2026They literally met in the Situation Room to come up with a defense for the President of the United States raping children. 397100983681
Reposted by professional clownBrady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026“yeah i can tell it was AI generated. how? just vibes, yeah. it has that certain gen-AI sais quoi” 323168940
Reposted by professional clownJohnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 08/06/2026Tonight, should Allah will it, his aim will not falter. 222157422
professional clown @hotdogdotjpeg.bsky.social · 06/06/2026To add to point 4: I found that it lessened the anxiety of my 2nd cat when she could still see me & gave me the space to love on my 1st. If Heater is anything like my "only child" cat, they may not come to love each other in the end but tolerance is tolerable! Good luck. 000
professional clown @hotdogdotjpeg.bsky.social · 06/06/2026As someone with a solo girl that held a grudge for MONTHS after my 2nd cat, my advice is: 1. Slow Introductions 2. One safe space per cat (a bedroom, bathroom, etc) 3. Make sure to spend extra time with Heater 4. Physical & transparent door barrier so they can see each other without potential harm 120
Reposted by professional clownI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 03/06/2026In general, the idea that every voter suppression tactic and attempt to erase Black representation is actually going to backfire due to xyz is a really easy way for people to convince themselves they don’t have to actually do anything. 231594356
Reposted by professional clownashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 01/06/2026People have been asking me if I know of a resource like StandWithMinnesota for New Jersey, and I haven't found something comprehensive. So, for the moment, I have put together all the links to NJ orgs, crowdfunding links, events, and stuck them on a page of SWM. standwithminnesota.org/jerseystandwithminnesota.orgNew Jersey — Stand With Minnesota 15873627
