Reposted by professional clownamy brown @amybrown.xyz · 30/09/2026remember to block @m-tracey.bsky.social and move on. there is nothing you can say to him that will be crueler than his lonely little life 20631114
Reposted by professional clownheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 30/09/2026i remember when i first heard about american college fraternities as a teen and was like well i must be missing something culturally there must be more there that isnt just the evil stuff but then i learned no its pretty much just the evil stuff 131269171
Reposted by professional clownnick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays. 4250251992
Reposted by professional clownAlex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released. 7337681255
Reposted by professional clownAnna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026lol but not THEIR kids though. Tech bros want their kids to be tech-free.nytimes.comSilicon Valley Executives Are Tech Fans. Just Not for Their Own Kids.At home, moderation and restraint are the rule for tech parents. Boredom is exalted. Maybe they’re onto something. 322590
Reposted by professional clownBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay 188113501913
professional clown @hotdogdotjpeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"Bush did 9/11" theorists are technically correct here 000
Reposted by professional clowngem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce 4863531675
Reposted by professional clownJeff Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him. 713007834
professional clown @hotdogdotjpeg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026the uptick in "iPad child drivers" has given me a new habit of waving at drivers flying up to me so i can avoid getting rear ended. 110
Reposted by professional clownGoodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts. 895483550
Reposted by professional clownjoyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026if you are a gay icon STAY INSIDE!!! it’s DANGEROUS OUT HERE!!!!! 2450301044
Reposted by professional clownJaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible 184602294
Reposted by professional clownBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Holy shit, “Just one small problem Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?” is a Haiku 01235373
Reposted by professional clownI Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 21/07/2026When I say a politics of white reconciliation based on a premise of anti-Blackness people act as if I’m spinning shit out of thin air but… 1033044520
Reposted by professional clownKelly Lynne D’Angelo ✨ @kellylynnedang.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Please blow up the public comment (included below): BREAKING NEWS (7/15) — The administration wants to destroy Chaco Canyon without consulting Tribal Nations. It’s an irreplaceable historic & cultural site with 4,700 archeological sites that could be lost to the bulldozers of oil & gas development 240693923
professional clown @hotdogdotjpeg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026i will never understand regularly wanting 9 PM sunsets i'm sorry 100
Reposted by professional clownMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 14/07/2026ICE killed another person. 11335141743
Reposted by professional clownPrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Go Fund Me for the sister who was surrounded by white supremacists on the Metro in that viral photo. If you shared the photo, consider actually making a material donation. 61348935
Reposted by professional clownunraveled @unraveledpress.com · 13/07/2026You can and should point out that police killing people daily is the "norm" in America. But that doesn't mean you *accept* the normalization of this violence and the way some people rush to smugly point these things out contributes to collective fatigue. Your horror has been stolen from you. 2347161191
Reposted by professional clownGreg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Don’t live your life so that when you die people say “oh I was hoping it’d be the other guy, but I’ll take it” 284186904
Reposted by professional clownJohn Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026*pinches bridge of nose, eyes closed, takes a deep breath* so do we have ANY idea how many living US Senators there are right now? 10671511355
Reposted by professional clownchris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait. 253192223781
Reposted by professional clownDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 07/07/2026If "Platner campaign strategist whose voice gets progressively, insanely high pitched and strangled as he talks about vetting the candidate" was a bit it, it would be insanely funny. But we don't need to invent it. 681570368
Reposted by professional clownamy brown @amybrown.xyz · 02/07/2026"avoiding heatstroke in the baptism tent" sounds like the name of a fall out boy song circa 2006 112129339
Reposted by professional clownElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026With this ruling, the birthright issue is not going away. The right hasn't really begun *organizing* around getting rid of the citizenship clause. Like Roe, this will be their fight for a generation. And if the Democrats just say "we won" and ignore it, like Roe, the Republicans will eventually win. 9269012497
Reposted by professional clown🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 29/06/2026dick suck, who played for both teams in 69 12506111
Reposted by professional clownMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Expanding the Supreme Court is the moderate position. 1776095
Reposted by professional clownelia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Mona Khalil, Lebanon’s most well-known sea turtle conservationist, died of her wounds today after being injured by an Israeli strike I feel sick 1743872327
professional clown @hotdogdotjpeg.bsky.social · 18/06/2026chicago + chicagoland drivers are the epitome of "that's why your shit looks like that" 000
Reposted by professional clownabby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing 261147144151
Reposted by professional clownCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 11/06/2026They literally met in the Situation Room to come up with a defense for the President of the United States raping children. 397100983682
Reposted by professional clownBrady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026“yeah i can tell it was AI generated. how? just vibes, yeah. it has that certain gen-AI sais quoi” 323170941
Reposted by professional clownJohnny Normality @probgobl.in · 08/06/2026Tonight, should Allah will it, his aim will not falter. 222158423
Reposted by professional clownI Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 03/06/2026In general, the idea that every voter suppression tactic and attempt to erase Black representation is actually going to backfire due to xyz is a really easy way for people to convince themselves they don’t have to actually do anything. 231594356
Reposted by professional clownashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 01/06/2026People have been asking me if I know of a resource like StandWithMinnesota for New Jersey, and I haven't found something comprehensive. So, for the moment, I have put together all the links to NJ orgs, crowdfunding links, events, and stuck them on a page of SWM. standwithminnesota.org/jerseystandwithminnesota.orgNew Jersey — Stand With Minnesota 15874627
Reposted by professional clownKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 01/06/2026Europeans are so much more enlightened than Americans, I’m sure their deportation camps will have fresher food 291060320
Reposted by professional clowndave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 25/05/2026(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh 213902839
Reposted by professional clownChris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 29/05/2026I cannot believe that we have gone so long without base level journalism that this feels somehow radical, and the guy being interviewed literally cannot conceive of being asked basic questions 42338653
Reposted by professional clownMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/05/2026ICE is targeting press outside Delaney Hall 10353222101
Reposted by professional clownPlasma Ring @plasmaring.bsky.social · 27/05/2026The Economy being good means nothing to me because it's a measure of how confident assholes feel in their line going up, and everything they do to make the line go up hurts me and devastates everyone who's doing worse than me. This isn't fucking rocket surgery. 73691639
Reposted by professional clownPlasma Ring @plasmaring.bsky.social · 27/05/2026so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me. 126102082679
Reposted by professional clownI Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 26/05/2026They would’ve made all new slurs if Obama did a Hoop It Up tournament on the South Lawn for his birthday. 171060196
professional clown @hotdogdotjpeg.bsky.social · 26/05/2026birding is cool for many reasons, but i especially love that it saved me several minutes of frantic searching for a kitten that was DEFINITELY a catbird. 100
Reposted by professional clownutopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 26/05/2026“Federal agents are firing less than lethal munitions at sitting federal senators” <— stable democracy 334081
Reposted by professional clownKendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 25/05/2026I'd say erased but anyway a reminder that Memorial Day started because African American Charlestonians took it upon themselves to give a proper burial to the union soldierstime.comThe Forgotten Black History of How Memorial Day StartedHistorians like the Pulitzer Prize winner David Blight have tried to raise awareness of freed slaves who decorated soldiers' graves in 1865 1424194
Reposted by professional clownDavid Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Notice how the papacy's good acts are all statements and the horrific ones are actual actions and policies with serious resources behind them? The Catholic Church has a massive healthcare network and inflicted a total trans care ban there last year. They're an enthusiastic part of trans genocide:transnews.network‘It’s a Nightmare’: The Human Toll of the Catholic Church’s Trans Healthcare BanMissing hormones. Canceled surgeries. Bureaucratic denials. Late last year the Catholic Church banned all trans healthcare across its sprawling networks. The impact on trans people's lives is devastat... 81867827