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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 30/09/2026
remember to block @m-tracey.bsky.social and move on. there is nothing you can say to him that will be crueler than his lonely little life
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 30/09/2026
i remember when i first heard about american college fraternities as a teen and was like well i must be missing something culturally there must be more there that isnt just the evil stuff but then i learned no its pretty much just the evil stuff
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
lol but not THEIR kids though. Tech bros want their kids to be tech-free.
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Silicon Valley Executives Are Tech Fans. Just Not for Their Own Kids.
At home, moderation and restraint are the rule for tech parents. Boredom is exalted. Maybe they’re onto something.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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professional clown @hotdogdotjpeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Bush did 9/11" theorists are technically correct here
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Jeff Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him.
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professional clown @hotdogdotjpeg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the uptick in "iPad child drivers" has given me a new habit of waving at drivers flying up to me so i can avoid getting rear ended.
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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lyndsay @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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joyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
if you are a gay icon STAY INSIDE!!! it’s DANGEROUS OUT HERE!!!!!
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026
The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Holy shit, “Just one small problem Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?” is a Haiku
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 21/07/2026
When I say a politics of white reconciliation based on a premise of anti-Blackness people act as if I’m spinning shit out of thin air but…
A post from Zaid Jilani “I don't know how to put it diplomatically but the perception that the Democratic Party is a party for minority groups is incredibly damaging in conservative states. It's perhaps the single most damaging thing. So they need to chill out on racial politics”
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Kelly Lynne D’Angelo ✨ @kellylynnedang.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Please blow up the public comment (included below): BREAKING NEWS (7/15) — The administration wants to destroy Chaco Canyon without consulting Tribal Nations. It’s an irreplaceable historic & cultural site with 4,700 archeological sites that could be lost to the bulldozers of oil & gas development
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professional clown @hotdogdotjpeg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i will never understand regularly wanting 9 PM sunsets i'm sorry
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
ICE killed another person.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Go Fund Me for the sister who was surrounded by white supremacists on the Metro in that viral photo. If you shared the photo, consider actually making a material donation.
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 13/07/2026
You can and should point out that police killing people daily is the "norm" in America. But that doesn't mean you *accept* the normalization of this violence and the way some people rush to smugly point these things out contributes to collective fatigue. Your horror has been stolen from you.
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Don’t live your life so that when you die people say “oh I was hoping it’d be the other guy, but I’ll take it”
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
*pinches bridge of nose, eyes closed, takes a deep breath* so do we have ANY idea how many living US Senators there are right now?
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If "Platner campaign strategist whose voice gets progressively, insanely high pitched and strangled as he talks about vetting the candidate" was a bit it, it would be insanely funny. But we don't need to invent it.
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 02/07/2026
"avoiding heatstroke in the baptism tent" sounds like the name of a fall out boy song circa 2006
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
With this ruling, the birthright issue is not going away. The right hasn't really begun *organizing* around getting rid of the citizenship clause. Like Roe, this will be their fight for a generation. And if the Democrats just say "we won" and ignore it, like Roe, the Republicans will eventually win.
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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 29/06/2026
dick suck, who played for both teams in 69
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Expanding the Supreme Court is the moderate position.
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Mona Khalil, Lebanon’s most well-known sea turtle conservationist, died of her wounds today after being injured by an Israeli strike I feel sick
MARINE ECOLOGIST MONA
KHALIL HAS PASSED AWAY
AFTER SUSTAINING INJURIES IN AN ISRAELI AIRSTRIKEMona and a turtle in Lebanon
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professional clown @hotdogdotjpeg.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
chicago + chicagoland drivers are the epitome of "that's why your shit looks like that"
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
They literally met in the Situation Room to come up with a defense for the President of the United States raping children.
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“yeah i can tell it was AI generated. how? just vibes, yeah. it has that certain gen-AI sais quoi”
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/06/2026
a post of mine from november 13, 2024:

one day you're going to see elon posting "we just cut 200 million dollars going to bull weevil outbreak prevention" and then a couple months later the entire midwest will be decimated by the first mass bull weevil outbreak since 1884
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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 08/06/2026
Tonight, should Allah will it, his aim will not falter.
The beloved mascot of the San Antonio Spurs: Rufus the Drug Coyote, standing on the basketball court and firing a rotary cannon into the crowd without a hint of mercy in his deranged and bloodshot eyes. He is staring into hell and doing all he can to fill it to its fiery brim. Nothing shall stay his hand in his dark work.
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 03/06/2026
In general, the idea that every voter suppression tactic and attempt to erase Black representation is actually going to backfire due to xyz is a really easy way for people to convince themselves they don’t have to actually do anything.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 01/06/2026
People have been asking me if I know of a resource like StandWithMinnesota for New Jersey, and I haven't found something comprehensive. So, for the moment, I have put together all the links to NJ orgs, crowdfunding links, events, and stuck them on a page of SWM. standwithminnesota.org/jersey
standwithminnesota.org
New Jersey — Stand With Minnesota
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 01/06/2026
Europeans are so much more enlightened than Americans, I’m sure their deportation camps will have fresher food
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 29/05/2026
I cannot believe that we have gone so long without base level journalism that this feels somehow radical, and the guy being interviewed literally cannot conceive of being asked basic questions
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
ICE is targeting press outside Delaney Hall
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Plasma Ring @plasmaring.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The Economy being good means nothing to me because it's a measure of how confident assholes feel in their line going up, and everything they do to make the line go up hurts me and devastates everyone who's doing worse than me. This isn't fucking rocket surgery.
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Plasma Ring @plasmaring.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me.
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 26/05/2026
They would’ve made all new slurs if Obama did a Hoop It Up tournament on the South Lawn for his birthday.
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professional clown @hotdogdotjpeg.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
birding is cool for many reasons, but i especially love that it saved me several minutes of frantic searching for a kitten that was DEFINITELY a catbird.
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 26/05/2026
“Federal agents are firing less than lethal munitions at sitting federal senators” <— stable democracy
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 25/05/2026
I'd say erased but anyway a reminder that Memorial Day started because African American Charlestonians took it upon themselves to give a proper burial to the union soldiers
time.com
The Forgotten Black History of How Memorial Day Started
Historians like the Pulitzer Prize winner David Blight have tried to raise awareness of freed slaves who decorated soldiers' graves in 1865
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Notice how the papacy's good acts are all statements and the horrific ones are actual actions and policies with serious resources behind them? The Catholic Church has a massive healthcare network and inflicted a total trans care ban there last year. They're an enthusiastic part of trans genocide:
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‘It’s a Nightmare’: The Human Toll of the Catholic Church’s Trans Healthcare Ban
Missing hormones. Canceled surgeries. Bureaucratic denials. Late last year the Catholic Church banned all trans healthcare across its sprawling networks. The impact on trans people's lives is devastat...
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