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@hoszef12.bsky.social
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Da Scary Rose @modernmodron.itch.io · 29/09/2026
now this is the good stuff
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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kai daiju 👹 @kaidaiju.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
me regarding just about literally everything ever if i'm being honest
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tiredman @perpetualtired.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 07/11/2025
ARE YOU A GOOD FRIEND? DO YOU OFFER RELIEF?
scene from starship troopershttps://youtu.be/ld-AKg9-xpM?t=25

but instead of "the enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand" with the dude's hand knifed, the dude is holding a phone with porn on it, and its captioned 
"your friend cannot doomscroll, if you make them cum"
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🔞Revi Says Everybody Becomes Luigi @grapeshifter.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
instant loss but the next panel is you tucked in with a warm glass of milk and a stuffed animal
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Favourite musical artist: Boards of Canada Favourite pornography search terms: Broads of Canada
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Speedcore Henry @FilmCritGRINO
i went to meet n fuck kingdom and no one knew you
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Reboot? HD Remaster? Remake? Try ReRoot. HD Treemaster. Treemake. [HD stands for Horticulture Definition]
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
british pacman be like: wanker wanker
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BoredlambDA @boredlamb-da.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
An edit of that "The illusion of free choice" drawing with a cow entering a fork in a hallway, with both sides leading to the same spot.
The left side reads "The new Star Fox designs are so hot", the right side says "The new Star Fox designs are so unfuckable".
Both paths end up leading to "Another three years of Three Houses discourse for some reason".
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
You didn't name the horse during that entire trip through the desert? Is this a joke to you
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Toni @loopkick.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 03/05/2026
Need to amass the worlds biggest girl pile
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
@johnnyappleskeet: Cosmic Crisp, pretty good apple @rottentothacore: you fuckin sellout @farfromdatree: holy shit Johnny delete this @doctoraway: pair well with the boots you're licking?
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
@WaddlesYoRHa
My friend came over on shrooms to play smash so I took him to spear pillar with hazards on and when palkia flipped the screen he started screaming
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
ape attack survivor @pissvortex
Girl snooping on a guy's phone after he has sex with her and sees "Pussy lore" and "pussy ending explained" in his search history
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Seren/ Серен @Luci Jazbears
Sniffing the drug that is made from horses (glue)

Snorting the drug that was made for horses (ketamine)

Drinking the drug that was made by horses (pregnant mares piss)

This is how you truly achieve horse transition.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Mitya @Discollaborator
I'm really sorry I poured my heart out to you in a brief moment of vulnerability. I thought it would be a funny bit.
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
furry porn commissions are down
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₍⑅ᐢ..ᐢ₎ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @bunnymagia.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
honestly every day
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Jacob deNobel @denobel.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Me watching every movie
Two characters staring at an erupting volcano in the distance. Subtitle reads “Sounds like you want Godzilla to show up.”
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Telling another cowboy to stand down:
A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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JakiWasSCARY!!!!!!!!! @jakiwashere.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
i made this in like 15 minutes #TomodachiLife #Deltarune @asepriterico.bsky.social
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
stevie knicks aka knees_calhoun showing mozart died at the mozart death house on twitter saying "this is really helpful thanks" with hunter_hhhh saying: "mozart on december 5th, 1791: oh wow, a freshly baked pie? just for me? [HE WALKS INSIDE, CAMERA PANS TO SIGN ON THE BUILDING THAT READS "PIE FACTORY"] [SIGN FALLS OFF, REVEALING A SIGN THAT READS
"Mozart Death House"]"
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This is so saf 😢
K'eeg @armormodechang
my tl: crowbcat is a dipshit 
me: *googles "who the fuck is crowbcat"* 
google: crowbcat is a dipshit on youtube who me: cool thanks. *googles "patchouli knowledge fat boobies"*
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
marsixm
mafia goon in the 1940's who just started transitioning:
[screenshot] {Never been abroad before,}
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Jo Mama @mewvore.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Shirt that says "I GOT PREGNANT ON THE NORTHERNLION CRUISE NOW I'M EXPECTING +2"
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ً @zan.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 04/04/2026
logging on
monkey sitting in a labeled restraint chair, it has scallion pancake next to it, hands on the skeet button, drinking white monster energy, listening to Anthems For A Seventeen Year-Old Girl, Bluesky is on the moneky's screen
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Hunbunqueen 🦟🪲🪳 @hunbunqueen.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
babe ur dick is so... moldy...
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Slug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Jean-Paul Sartre: Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does. It is up to you to give life a meaning. Me, half paying attention to whatever he’s going on about:
YouTube video 

The Bulgogi Taco Situation is Crazy...
31K views • 1 day ago
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
i always respected any tv that housed composite inputs on the front of the box. this is known as The People's Input
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👻 SMOKY 👻 @smokyjai.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Ya'll need to stop doomscrolling and start BOOBscrolling
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Yo peep my t-shirt
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Chervenkata @chervenkata.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Someone's got a guilty conscience #Vyper / #Wraith / #Deadlock
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Powerup Comics!!!!!! @powerupcomics.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Over the years, a lot of very good looking women have gotten naked.
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Vivian Reed @aferalsunflower.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
honey the cat you will always be famous #honeythecat #sonicthehedgehog
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
it's hard to see someone else live your dream
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grayskyman @greyskyman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
@panootsart.bsky.social
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