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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 13/04/2026

i don't know why companies don't hire as many trans women as possible when they'll all overwork themselves for twice the productivity of anyone else but you only have to pay them 60% as much. just seems like shrewd business!

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🏳️‍⚧️ jade hoodiewitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @hoodiewife.bsky.social · 7h

got served a vid of someone calling sleep token the new deftones and had to walk away from the pc for a few minutes

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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid

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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I’ve never seen a meme that embodies my very essence before.

YOU TRIGGERED MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE
AND PM A FLIGHTLESS BIRD!

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🏳️‍⚧️ jade hoodiewitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @hoodiewife.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

mf you can not be putting up the christmas and halloween shit at the same time

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willow with a reese's peanut butter pumpkin 🐈🎃 @willow.kissesgirls.online · 03/10/2026

if they made curly haired brunettes illegal i would straight up kill myself in front of the white house

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune

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🏳️‍⚧️ jade hoodiewitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @hoodiewife.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

maybe microsoft had a point when they named it the xbox 360 to look better next to the ps3

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026

Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.

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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I hope they make the navigator a popcorn bucket, would be kind of a full circle thing.. dune 1, you fuck the bucket, dune 3, bucket fucks you

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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If walking costs you $1, we all pay $0.01. If biking costs you $1, we all pay $0.08. If bussing costs you $1, we all pay $1.50. If driving costs you $1, we all pay $9.20. Via study that still underestimates climate cost. This isn’t about choice. It’s about who pays for your choice. #citymakingmath

Detailed math as shared in the post. “How much does your commute cost (or save) society? Source is Discourse Media.

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.

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🏳️‍⚧️ jade hoodiewitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @hoodiewife.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

hm well there's no way what you said is true but then again it did rhyme, so maybe there's something to it

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🏳️‍⚧️ jade hoodiewitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @hoodiewife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it seems every day i must read about an atrocity and then go back to my day like nothing's going on

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

sorry, i'm sorry, i'm trying to delete it

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V 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @ness.gay · 27/09/2026

nakey jakey talks about fallout new vegas like he’s a trans woman

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Your penis will never be as big as zuko’s redemption ark

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🏳️‍⚧️ jade hoodiewitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @hoodiewife.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

who designed this campus with no outlets is this a school for Victorian children

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🏳️‍⚧️ jade hoodiewitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @hoodiewife.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

chillin with one ball hanging out each panty leg like they were designed to do

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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The fact that every major news outlet includes vocal tics and hesitations when it’s a woman saying “like” and not when it’s a man saying “um” is itself wicked telling.

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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

daytime temperature below 20°C,,,,, i must not kill myself. killing myself is the myself killer

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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 22/09/2026

1. this is darkly funny 2. are trannies allowed to be a bit fucked up about how we're treated by society that this is so casually thrown or are liberals still mad at us for expressing pain

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Bryce @girl.creditcard · 22/09/2026

would you still love me if i had split ends

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Doug Hanke Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla @dougmakingstuff.com · 21/09/2026

The fact that business folks/MBAs cannot look more than a fiscal quarter into the future is one of the reasons we can't have nice things. We need to stop listening to these people. You want churn? This is how you get churn.

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out

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V 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @ness.gay · 04/09/2026

Getting my flat replaced to find out my wheels are fucked and unsafe. Thanks previous owner, I’m now without a car and I have no money. If you want to help me, pls consider tipping, i really need this help :/ onlyfans.com/messofness throne.com/nessesarily

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Alberto Balsam @stockier.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

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dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · 19/09/2026

it’s really a shame gilbert gottfried is dead for several reasons but a moment ago i imagined him making bank with parody JOIs

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

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404 Media @404media.co · 16/09/2026

NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.

404media.co

Hackers Stole Flock’s Camera Software, Revealing How the Company Tracks Cars and People

While people around the U.S. are tearing down Flock cameras, one group of hackers went a step further: extracting the camera's software too.

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

hi lovelies, I have an upcoming temp job and I have no appropriate clothing available after rent is paid. If you can help out at all I would really appreciate it <3 ko-fi.com/plantthief

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Buy Plant Thief a Coffee

Become a supporter of Plant Thief today!

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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran's tour bus.

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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

let's see paul allen's pussy

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🏳️‍⚧️ jade hoodiewitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @hoodiewife.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

prof walked by my bench saw my dovetail and was like "wow have you been woodworking for 30 years? good job" so yeah im kind of a big deal

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel

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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026

Me in Vancouver for the first time when I didn't respect BC weed

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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am

A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"

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🏳️‍⚧️ jade hoodiewitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @hoodiewife.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

i cut my dovetail joint on the wrong side of the line twice in a row today 🙃

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🏳️‍⚧️ jade hoodiewitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @hoodiewife.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

now i feel bad for calling him mackleless in middle school

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Patrick W. Reed @patrickwreed.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

this is, in part, why I have always baulked at the phrase "preferred pronouns". A preference implies options. It suggests that I'm using your pronouns out of politeness, rather than because I believe them to reflect who you are.

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

NEW: DHS's Inspector General releases a scathing report about the Everglades detention camp known as "Alligator Alcatraz." The OIG finds that the now-closed camp, violated multiple ICE standards. The OIG also confirms detainees were punished with placement in a metal cage in the Florida heat.🧵

OFFICE OF INSPECTOR GENERAL
U.S. Department of Homeland Security
Staff also reported that time spent in the small metal enclosures is closely monitored, and
detainees are not locked in, even though we observed locking mechanisms on the enclosures.
Figures 11 and 12. Small Metal Enclosures; Observed January 21, 2026

Underneath is a picture of a metal cage that is 4 feet 3 inches wide by 4 feet 3 inches long, and 7 feet 9 inches high. The cage itself is placed on a tiny spot of fake turf, and then surrounded by another chainlink fence with razor wire on top. The cage is covered by a roof, but it's entirely exposed to the outside otherwise, meaning mosquitos and no air conditioning.

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.

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dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · 13/09/2026

hey, if anyone has any money to spare right now, would you be willing to help a gal out with getting her dad a decent birthday present? i don’t expect to get much, but i can even do something with a little, tbh. like i could give him a @protopasta.bsky.social gift card for example

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