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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Tim Hortons has such a cacophony of menu items. Like wdym you serve coffee and pizza and chipotle sauce and donuts and burritos

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

im so fighting game pilled rn. avatar fighting game feels so good to play. guilty gear is pretty cool. street fighter is... street fighter. I'm not retired from cs but i'm going to pretend I am for the time being

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

starting to think I am unemployable 😔

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My entire instagram feed is just buff women doing exercise and I hate that they know what I like

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

trend going on twitter rn so i post it here

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wordle 1927 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Bow before me and my big wet brain

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

my brain goes from "oh we'll do really well this semester" to "fuck it i should just be a barista" like a metronome make it stop

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i think i'd be a funnier stand up comic than joe rogan tbh

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

studying for my japanese midterm and let's just say it's not nihongoing very well (I'm overtired and not retaining any information)

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Your penis will never be as big as zuko’s redemption ark

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i may not be a perfect human being but i have perfect movement tech so it balances out

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

*card declines at grocery store* "so you HATE me?"

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

dog its not even october and i'm already feeling burnout

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

TIL if you're playing solo zombies on black ops 3 when steam servers go down for maintenance you will just disconnect from the game. 23 rounds on nacht der untoten wasted :pensivecowgirl:

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Accidentally opened Grindr instead of guitar tabs app and now my phone won’t stfu

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Vote for me and trans women get cheeseburger

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

slowly learning guilty gear strive and honestly once you get past the initial hurdle of button mashing it get's really addictive. still don't know any combos yet so that's a good sign

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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

asking my homie what he saw at the butt removal hospital that day

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm so down bad for a nap it's not even funny

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My doctor is literally so amazing that she has a 3 month wait time for appointments so I have to see someone who doesn’t specialize in trans healthcare fmfmlfml

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Waiting on hold to book an ultrasound and the fucking call drops.

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

might uninstall cs for now, can't play it cus lag is too bad, plus it's not going anywhere and also I need to focus on IRL shit (and learning fighting games)

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

hi lovelies, I have an upcoming temp job and I have no appropriate clothing available after rent is paid. If you can help out at all I would really appreciate it <3 ko-fi.com/plantthief

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Alberta NDP has not flipped a previously Conservative riding in decades and they did yesterday in a by-election. Maybe Alberta is healing

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

There is a significant increase of clappage betwixt my thighs when I sit these days

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Is there any love for a gay loser like myself

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

still haven't been paid by twitch :( usually it comes out before the 15th for me

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

my new life goal is to get my meat posted to a republican convention

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

not to be too negative on the tl but yesterday i learned that a friend i had a falling out with a few years ago past last year. I'm very confused and all over the place

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

today has been an eventful day and it's not even dinner time yet

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

hi my name is nattie and i'm addicted to energy drinks

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Googling my symptoms (a sudden wave of inexplicable sadness)

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

pragmatism is sexy as fuck. I love a girl with critical thinking skills

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nattie 🦇 (but spookier) @plantthief.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

honestly glad i dodged that roommate, he seemed like a chud

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