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Hoobajoob

@hoobajoob.bsky.social
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peanut butter on waffles advocacy inveterate lurker he/him/cis

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Hoobajoob @hoobajoob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Hoobajoob @hoobajoob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the more social media ads I see for this the more I’m convinced it’s a bust
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Hoobajoob @hoobajoob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when you can’t leave the Patrick-did-it cult and don’t understand what a rule 25 argument is
skeet from emericanjezebel wrongly claiming that reddington is going after Patrick’s testimony, intimating that Reddington doesn’t even believe that Lindsay didn’t kill her children, and that it’s reasonable to suspect Patrick:

“btw yall, Lindsay Clancy is back in court today and her attorney is fucking eviscerating Patrick’s testimony and alleged timeline of events.

just for everyone who said it was insane to question her husband. reddington is fucking pissed.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sometimes I get bored and cancel myself on Threads by saying whatever the fuck
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Reporter: You haven’t heard her name until now. She’s only seventeen years old. But White House intern Crespa Blumbo has been in charge of all nuclear missiles for the last two years and she just ordered the military to enact Project Acheron
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Hoobajoob @hoobajoob.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
1980: Hopscotch 1981: An American Werewolf In London 1982: Fast Times At Ridgemont High 1983: A Christmas Story 1984: Gremlins 1985: Rambo: First Blood 1986: She’s Gotta Have It 1987: The Princess Bride 1988: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 1989: Do The Right Thing
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Blackniss Everdeen @the-green-queen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
every bob dylan song the same thing. ooh this little jangly instrumental intro is so nice. ah and isn’t that a lovely chord progression. very melodic. and here come the vocals and oh that’s right i just remembered i hate this
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Hoobajoob @hoobajoob.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I Love America (non-military)
bryce and zach’s shirt off bromance photo booth photos from Love Island USA, Season 8
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Hoobajoob @hoobajoob.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My founding fathers
picture of the members of the 90s funk/r&b band Mint Condition
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 29/05/2026
Here is Tom Steyer personally supporting high school trans athlete AB Hernandez. I don't think I've ever seen a candidate as brave as Tom Steyer in his explicit support for trans folks. It says a lot that it took a self funded billionaire not dependent on donors to do it.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 26/05/2026
“We’ve seen the pictures on your phone” You mean these??? Ever since Apple moved the camera button I’ve been taking mad pictures of what looks to be my butt
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Ways and Means Committee Democrats @waysmeanscmte.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Republicans are acting like Americans who benefit from their temporary tax gimmicks are more worthy than other Americans. Let's talk about what is permanent: the debt Republicans are saddling our country with & Trump's taxpayer-funded slush fund. Don’t shoot the messenger. @kedseconomist.com:
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
theonion.info
theonion.info
InfoWars
Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…
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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...
Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing in the street outside as they were pursued and then destroyed by a nameless malevolent force, something neither I nor anyone else could control, a great darkness that was, somehow, all my fault.

Today, that childhood dream is finally coming true. Today I can finally say the sweetest nine or 10 words in the English language: Global Tetrahedron has completed its plan to control InfoWars.com.

I’ve had a lot of time to think about InfoWars in the last year and a half. As the seasons have changed, my ambitions for the project have grown grander, crueler, better aligned with market data. Come, friends, and imagine with me…Imagine a roaring arena packed to the rafters with pathological liars. High above you in the nosebleeds are podcasters, screaming that you’ll die if you don’t buy their skincare products. Below, on the floor, imagine demonic battalions of super-influencers physically forcing people into home fitness devices designed to dismantle their bodies bone by bone and reassemble them into a grotesque statue of yourself. Out of the throngs, an extremely sick looking man approaches you. He puts his hands on your shoulders. He explains that he is your life coach and that you owe him $800.

Such is the InfoWars I envision: An infinite virtual surface teeming with ads. Not just ads, but scams! Not just scams, but lies with no object, free radical misinformation, sentences and images so poorly thought out that they are unhealthy even to view for just a few seconds. The InfoWars of old was only the prototype for the hell I know we can build together: A digital platform where, every day, visitors sacrifice themselves at altars of delusion and misery, their minds fully disintegrating on contact.With this new InfoWars, we will democratize psychological torture, welcoming brutal and sadistic ideas from everyone, even the very stupidest among us. It will be like the Manhattan Project, only instead of a bomb, we will be building a website. 

The InfoWars of tomorrow will converge into a swirling vortex of content about content, talent acquiring talent, rings of concentric media mergers processing all human artistry into one endlessly digestible slurry. This will be a dank, sunless place, one where panic and capital feed on each other like twins in the womb of a hulking, unknowable monster—a monster known by many names, but which I like to call modern-day America.

All of this is to say that I believe in us. I believe that with the new InfoWars, we can alchemize the pioneering spirit of amateur inquiry, the profit-maximizing drive of corporations, and the cold mental clarity that comes only with disciplined daily ingestion of mind- and body-altering chemicals. If we can do that, what other great things can we do together?I don’t yet know, but I’m excited to find out. Welcome home, warriors. The future belongs to us. We’re writing the story now. It’s going to be a long one, and it’s going to be a bad one.

So settle in. Make yourself comfortable. Buy a tote bag. 

Nothing can stop us now that we’re in charge of a website.

Infinite Growth Forever,

Bryce Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
BLOCKED
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
🚨BREAKING: Federal Court DISMISSES DOJ lawsuit to obtain Massachusetts' unredacted voter file. A victory for our clients the New England NAACP and the MA Alliance for Retired Americans and the Commonwealth. My firm is now 4-0 in these cases against DOJ. www.democracydocket.com/cases/massac...
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🚨 United States of America v. Galvin
Learn more.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/04/2026
Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-a…
Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees

Kennedy Vows To End ‘War’ On Stinging-Insect Diets
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Hoobajoob @hoobajoob.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
my top 3 of 2026 so far
screenshot of movie posters in a ranked letterboxd list for 

1. The Drama
2. They Will Kill You
3. 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 04/04/2026
If wrestling isn't real, then explain this.
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Happy TDOV to all my trans sibs. Keep on trucking. Keep on holding each other up.
Acrylic painting of abstract invasive surgery with multiple sets of latex gloves hands holding open a cavity revealing a variety of organs, pink, purple, yellow, and red. 
At the center of the opening stands a little yellow proud duckling while a a metal instrument inspects and prods the area its little webbed feet.
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
[at space coven] Andy Weir: beep boop submitted for the approval of the space coven, i call this the story of the martian Weir: it is a story about the cold triumph of science, with no distracting theme or motif Weir: only science Weir: beep boop
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
this little boy passing by the carvel was wailing MOMMYYYYY I WANT ICE CREEEEEAM so i decided to saunter on in there in front of him and get myself a sundae. sucks to suck bitch lmao
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Christy Lemire @christylemire.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
We do not agree on this movie! Full review coming Friday at Breakfast All Day. @bfastallday.bsky.social @aduralde.bsky.social
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 20/03/2026
THEY WILL KILL YOU is a "nonstop, blood-soaked adrenaline rush." Read @hauntedmeg.bsky.social's review: bloody-disgusting.com/reviews/3941...
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‘They Will Kill You’ SXSW Review – Zazie Beetz Slaughters Satanists in Blood-Soaked Action Horror
The splatsick mania of Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead II courses through the veins of Kirill Sokolov’s high-octane action horror comedy They Will Kill You. Instead of a hapless hero, though, They Will Kill You...
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IGN @ign.com · 23/03/2026
They Will Kill You is another winner from director Kirill Sokolov that shows Zazie Beetz has all the chops to be an action star in her own right. Our review: t.co/NrsAvfxO1C
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
no and fuck you for asking
did Ryan coogler steal the idea for sinners from Quentin Tarantino
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
lady of sophistication @janky_jane
Props to anyone who tries to be fashionable in ireland i wore a red beret once in waterford and someone called me super mario
Andrew Beatty V @AndrewBeatty
Replying to @janky_jane
I once ordered a taxi in Belfast for a night out. The driver pulls up to my house and just says "yer not going out like that. Go back in and change, I'll turn off the metre." | swear I was wearing normal jeans and a normal jacket.Matthew @MrWeir
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I once wore a silver jacket to college, turned up late for class, said 'sorry I'm late', lecturer said, 'that's ok' then waited til I was halfway across the front of the full class before following up with 'trouble with the spaceship again was it?'.
Replying to @janky _jane
My sister was in France sporting a new trench coat, thought was so stylish, but went into an Irish bar and got called Inspector Gadget by the first guy that saw her
15:53 • 8/16/21 • Twitter Web Appwas wearing my super-fashionable short trench coat. My friend took one look at me wearing the jacket and said,
"Where are we off to now. Columbo?"

Eoin O Neill
@eoinjoneill
Replying to @janky_jane
Was wearing a vintage nike jacket in a very long que for drinks at a boxing match when a Belfast lad goes "furk me this is taking forever, your man has been here since the 80's"Loic Wright
@dufflest
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I wore a suit with a matching tie and pocket square to my first day of work at an advertising company (I thought I was going to be in Mad Men I guess) and the staff sent around and signed a communion card for me with a fiver in it.

Eóin O Coileáin
@L20_MTN
Replying to @janky_jane
I wore a white, wool turtle-neck jumper to the match once and a fella in the pub said 'Where have you parked the U-boat?'.
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 16/03/2026
Autumn Durald Arkapaw wins Best Cinematography for Sinners #Oscars
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
It’s pretty fucking rad that PTA and Ryan Coogler both won their first Oscars within five minutes of each other. Long overdue for both. Let’s go.
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Angie Han @ajhan.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Emerald Fennell adapting Wuthering Heights
the “I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards” meme
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Oscar Goff @theoscargoff.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
STOP THE COUNT!
Screenshot of Rotten Tomatoes showing “WUTHERING HEIGHTS” at 69%
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Bad Bunny, Kendrick Lamar, and Beyonce are three of the most globally popular artists rn. We are so lucky they are so smart and work so hard to use their art to teach cultural history lessons through music, dance, and visually magnificent sets when they could just stand there in jorts and lip sync.
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Hoobajoob @hoobajoob.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
hi my name is @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and believe it or not I’m only the second biggest fucking idiot on capitol hill
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
damn that baby looks cool as hell
photo of an anti-smoking billboard that shows a painting of a baby smoking a cigarette. text says "You're not the only one smoking. Secondhand smoke contains over 7000 chemicals, including 70 known to cause cancer. Text QUITSMOKING or QUITVAPING to 66819 or call 800-300-8086

KICK/T

Brought to you by Ihya County Tobacco Education Program

California"
There is a green street sign in front of the billboard that says PA HA LANE.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
wtf they’re acting like nothing happened
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
It's that time of year
The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but their heads are now:
Guy - a wide-eyed cat
Girlfriend - a cat tree
Red dress woman - a Christmas tree
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Find a No Kings protest Saturday and go! Don't worry that you've never been to a protest before. Don't worry about being dressed wrong or looking out of place. Don't worry that you don't agree about everything -- or even about much -- with lots of people at the protest. /1
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
R.I.P. ICON D’Angelo 🙏🏾🕊️
An icon
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Tyler Robinson Was Practicing Web Browsing Exactly Right, By Ezra Klein
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/09/2025
Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver
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Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver
ST. GEORGE, UT—As questions continue to swirl regarding the motive behind last week’s assassination of Charlie Kirk, The Wall Street Journal published a bombshell investigation Monday that suggests al...
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Hoobajoob @hoobajoob.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I have died and am dead
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Hoobajoob @hoobajoob.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
blackpill/groyper distinctions and mo’s youtu.be/Wcw02sEslog?...
youtu.be
Blackpill Aesthetics: A Crash Course in Meme Extremism
YouTube video by Cy Canterel
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Hoobajoob @hoobajoob.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
reading the murder as an alt-right shitpost
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Hoobajoob @hoobajoob.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
groypers, operators, and femboys
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
"Sir, this is a [HOWLING OF MILLIONS OF DEMONS OF HELL]."
rusted wendy's sign is horrifying
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SinnamonS @sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Lord Jesus, now Cardi is on the train selling her album like the hustle man 😂😂 I can NOT!!!
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes
Photo of a missing slice of cheesecake that looks like a cheesecake hull floating in a deep blue ocean. The "ocean" is actually the blueberry topping on the large cheesecake that we don't see completely.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11/09/2025
i hope they never catch him but if they do i hope his name is mario
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