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press-on coke nail @hombrewrecker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is this why every book blurb suddenly reads exactly the same lately?
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@normal_now

How Couples Argue Today:

Wife: cool how theres 4 mustards in the fridge in 2018 and none go with my sandwich. Normal World

Husband: wow its almost like those are my dipping mustards and arent meant to go on sandwiches????????? but ok go off
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸 @dykemelodrama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
frankly i find discussions of “”male gaze”” and related concepts exhausting because so many people throwing it around have never read laura mulvey’s visual pleasure and narrative cinema and are misunderstand and misusing the term!
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 07/10/2026
i love this woman
Williams shared the department's statement to her Instagram Story on Monday (Oct. 5), adding her own decidedly less diplomatic response. “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat dick,” Williams wrote.
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
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press-on coke nail @hombrewrecker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
honestly, i'd put this guy on a family annihilator watchlist. just like...someone who gets no emotional fulfillment from having a family at all is someone to fear.
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press-on coke nail @hombrewrecker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my favorite is when it's someone reading a reddit post at like 1/3 the speed that I can read it on the screen behind them, and then they pause to explain the sentence that they just read
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Liv @the-widow-olivia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That framing makes perfect sense, actually. It’s a negative experience boomers are having. It couldn’t possibly have anything to do with choices they made, and ergo is some sort of social contagion.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 07/10/2026
Being a writer is great, your job is just words and every time you see the slightest edit in a google doc you get to think that everyone hates you actually
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press-on coke nail @hombrewrecker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sometimes your rapist knows what they did and then starts crying so that you end up consoling them (because you love them) and you don't have time or space to process your own feelings about it
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just a reminder that people don’t always realize they were raped in the immediate aftermath. It can take hours, days, months, and even years to realize you were raped, and it doesn’t make it any less true. There are many kinds of responses, including fawning and trying to appease your rapist
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026
i bring you love
a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
banger
Matt Lech @MattLech

Michael Tracey gets up every morning looks in the mirror and asks himself "how would a guy that looks like me behave"
3:13 PM • 9/29/26
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
nicksaraev ~
@nicksaraev
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
God I'm so tired of seeing rapists everywhere. I hate these fucking braindead pigs, I hate watching them gorge on power and money for no reason except that they want it, I hate knowing they're torturing women with impunity, I hate seeing their smug stupid fucking faces on the news.
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press-on coke nail @hombrewrecker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I demand a book of JCO tweets like the dril one
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press-on coke nail @hombrewrecker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
good point, we should be offering free day care AND wages for housework. we can even provide pensions for homemakers like venezuela.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the horrific cornell gang rape case has me thinking about emma sulkowicz who alleged she was raped as a student at columbia in 2014 and never got any justice. it has me thinking about the physical and mental weight young women are forced to carry while their safety is subsumed by male potential.
Emma Sulkowicz carrying around a mattress on the Columbia campus in 2014 to raise awareness of her alleged rape and the university's inaction.
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
don't forget the frozen shrimp
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.adrierose.link · 29/09/2026
when a man says "i don't believe all these people have experienced sexual violence, because that means i know a man who is a sexual predator" and then you just stare at them like an especially bleak and dystopian episode of the office but they never get it
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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press-on coke nail @hombrewrecker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
our new apartment has the gentrifier gray laminate floors, whoever invented these belongs in the hague
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press-on coke nail @hombrewrecker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rahm Emanuel's father was a literal Zionist terrorist, I think we should talk more about that.
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just think it’s strange that all the gambling companies have ads with athletes and celebrities instead of featuring all their users who have become millionaires betting, very strange indeed
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
when wikipedia launched, the idea that an encyclopedia could be reliably maintained by the public was a joke. now, it's a marvel, a remarkable resource, virtually the only website that remotely delivers on its potential and practically the last pleasant browsing experience on the internet.
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Jay Dee @taarguschonus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There are way too many people that believe that we are a temporarily occupied country and once Trump is gone the day will be saved and we'll go back to being the good guys. Trump is not a virus he's a symptom.
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press-on coke nail @hombrewrecker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
we kidnapped a head of state this year!!!!
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/09/2026
The U.S. has bombed and killed like 200 people in Central American waters just this year, and that’s a drop in the bucket of annual terrorism. fucking grow up
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Kaelik @kaelik.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You can't just say "I hope time progresses in a linear fashion for the next 25 years" that's a threat to the AI apocalypse.
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Ali Trotta @alwayscoffee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is the dumbest thing I’ve read in ages. This is not accurate. This is some sci-fi bro woo woo nonsense. Please do not take this seriously.
Will Stancil writing: Yes, Als think. You can read their thoughts as they have them. Al companies hide the Al's thoughts because other Al companies might read them and use those thoughts to train their own Als. This is all very strange and astonishing science fiction territory but it's real.
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press-on coke nail @hombrewrecker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
of all the things to hate kraft for, idk why so many people are so hung up on him paying for sex work
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press-on coke nail @hombrewrecker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ed sheeran's statement is exactly what taylor swift would say if she were dumb enough to get herself into this situation, btw
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 14/09/2026
Free newsletter: The idea that we're nearing the creation of AI systems that we can't control and that pose an existential threat to humanity is a lie and a distraction from the tangible harms and problems caused by LLMs and AI labs' near-unlimited resources. www.wheresyoured.at/ai-is-alread...
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: OK, BRAIN, WE ONLY HAVE AN HOUR TO WORK ON THIS PERSONAL PROJECT.

My brain: Y'KNOW WHO I BET HAS AN INTERESTING WIKIPEDIA PAGE?
BUN E. CARLOS FROM
CHEAP TRICK.
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press-on coke nail @hombrewrecker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
its rectums all the way down
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press-on coke nail @hombrewrecker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
every time I'm forced to use google docs I'm astounded that it's anyone's preferred word processor. like what do you mean you can't do a find and replace with formatting changes??
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 14/09/2026
I don’t care what people with way more money than me who go on constant vacations think about AI. I really do not care what they think about most things.
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press-on coke nail @hombrewrecker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
cara, you really are the coolest, holy shit
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 13/09/2026
please, show me all the great journalism, legal work, and art that ai is doing. lawyers have been getting pleadings thrown out for hallucinated citations. i have yet to hear a single song using ai that sounds even remotely interesting. sites i wrote for are now filled with garbage
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They are LYING. If it was profitable to go public, THEY WOULD DO IT. THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT SAFETY.
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press-on coke nail @hombrewrecker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i am fucking tired of chuds hating new york 364 days a year and then using it to do jingoism on 9/11
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press-on coke nail @hombrewrecker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
AI sentience is as imminent as colonizing Mars, which is to say: not at all. there are real things to worry about, like the climate crisis, the looming oil crisis, the rise of fascism.
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press-on coke nail @hombrewrecker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
so what do they do? they make up scifi stories about AI gone rogue to keep up the myth that AI is capable of thinking when it absolutely is not. it's just about juicing revenue sheets quarter by quarter. none of these goons think more than three months ahead.
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press-on coke nail @hombrewrecker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
on top of that, our culture is experiencing AI fatigue. you can spot slop easily, and it's only going to get easier now that the EU AI law has gone into effect, meaning every piece of AI-generated text will be watermarked. the bill is coming due on the wunder-tech, and there are diminishing returns.
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press-on coke nail @hombrewrecker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
artists, writers, musicians, translators, editors -- we all lost work in 2022-23, or we've been forced to polish inferior AI versions of what we used to create to keep the lights on. for us, the apocalypse has happened. but genAI is not a panacea. it can only replace certain jobs.
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press-on coke nail @hombrewrecker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i have a galaxy-brained take about this, which is that all modern technology is only valuable so long as it disrupts worker power and systems. the launch of genAI in 2022 was genuinely disruptive, but the disruption was all front-loaded, and they're getting diminishing returns.
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press-on coke nail @hombrewrecker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
guys, you need to stop believing statements from supposed resignees of AI companies. every breathless report about how the tech is nearly sentient or whatever is marketing.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We used to have fun, didn't we?
A top ten of all time tweet from @KyleMcDowell86 AKA Good Kyle, dated 3/11/16 (from Earth. You can bet your ass it didn't say that in 2016 but whatever):

[wakes up with a hangover] uhh what happened last night
[Carrot Top in bed beside me] Good morning
[Me] Carrot Top my love, what happened
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