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Harry Matthews

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Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 9h
Amol Rajan: ‘I know a lot of people think of me as that nice, warm man from the news…’ #CelebrityTraitors
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Dr Duncan Robertson @duncanrobertson.bsky.social · 10h
I've gone on Traitors by mistake #celebritytraitors
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 9h
MURDER AMOL FIRST, a nation begs.
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 10h
please get amol out of first #thetraitors
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 29/09/2026
GOD BLESS NIGELLA “I don’t approve of talking about food as naughty” I have been needing bake off to say that for YEARS. Food is a pleasure, not a guilty pleasure!
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Delicious interview on radio 5 live with Jenrick where he simply won’t say what the Reform UK’s social care plan
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For any confused Americans, dogging is a traditional British term for walking the dog, if you're ever over here and see someone with their pet make sure to tell them how much you love dogging. That nothing makes you happier than seeing that wagging tail and panting mouth out on the heath.
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
exciting, did my first stretch of assisted walking today. Turns out physio exercises work????
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just watched The Guardian podcast where Marina Hyde is asked why she picked JK Rowling as her dream Prime Minister and she just dodges the question saying, “Oh, I don’t want to get into a whole thing.” Such a coward’s trick from someone who markets themselves as a straight talker.
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Ali-John Mirsepassi @ajmirsepassi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Omg did you see that they changed Hulk dabbing to Hulk doing 6-7 in Avengers Endgame Encor-" You bolt awake in Skywalker Ranch. You are not online. It is AD 1996. You are George Lucas, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Han Shot First.
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shot (BBC) / chaser (Basingstoke Gazette)
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MP Chain 🏛️ I recognised 4️⃣1️⃣ MPs in a row. How long is your chain? toys.jamesomalley.co.uk/mpchain/
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MP Chain — How many MPs can you recognise?
Pick the named MP from two portraits. One wrong answer ends your chain.
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All this greatest tv shows of 21st century chat has finally given me the kick to watch Dark
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it just fucking sucks being disabled
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
right let’s see how terrible the wargame is
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 24/09/2026
Police arrest far-right activist Daniel Thomas after dinghy slashed in Channel
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Police arrest far-right activist Daniel Thomas after dinghy slashed in Channel
Thirty-seven-year-old in custody suspected of committing crimes including ‘criminal damage to endanger life’ Daniel Thomas, the far-right agitator and anti-migrant activist, has been arrested on suspicion of “criminal damage with intent to endanger life”, two days after he filmed himself slashing the side of a dinghy in the middle of the Channel, while a rescuer was on board. Hampshire and Isle of Wight constabulary issued a statement saying that a 37-year-old man, of no fixed abode, had been arrested on Wednesday night “on suspicion of destroying ships or fixed platforms or endangering their safety under section 11 of the Aviation and Maritime Security Act 1990”. Continue reading...
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Stood on my own feet without any support for the first time in 7 weeks lmao
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this is not what I expect from the fifa peace prize winner
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Onion knows
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Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot
To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
shrinkflation is so bad you only get one worm in a can now. a whole can of worm
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... No wonder nandy can get by with being so useless as DCMS SoS when the select committee also is useless.
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UK's 'dismal' Eurovision song choices to be examined by MPs
It comes after the UK's entry Look Mum No Computer came last in May's final, scoring just one point.
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
well at least if snatch game is going to be awful & cringe, we get it out of the way #dragraceuk
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Beggin' for a woke nonsense peggin' blame @katharinehorgan.bsky.social
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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pay attention to the wording- “aid in the region”, not Palestinian people. You’re not going to charity-wash your way out of this, you twats.
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
a monaco sprint race is bad but seeing F1 journos try to do the mental gymnastics that it might actually be good is funny
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The stars are really slowly aligning for PM Kemi, with only 3 small problems standing in the way of it: Everything Kemi does Everything Kemi says Everything Kemi believes
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 15/09/2026
oh man, lmao
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I know it’s only a Private members bill but is more bureaucracy really the solution for hairdressers? Must we really add more forms for someone wanting to open up their own business? How about enforcing the current regulation first? (That is a vibe that it ISN’T happening)
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
gotten so bored that I’m doomscrolling threads
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Crofty just spouting utter nonsense #f1
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not the MIKA shade 😭😭😭 #snluk
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The UK economy has three major industries: Warhammer, Onlyfans and Little Alex Horne
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m so tired of being tired.
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This runway is baaaaaaaaaaad #dragraceuk
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the Ludwig iPlayer release schedule is so strange. Three episodes, then three weeks to catch up to TX, and then another three.
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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 10/09/2026
Chester Zoo are offering guided tours looking at their predator animals. At least, that's what I hope it is...
a screenshot of a chester zoo ticket purchase screen, dark greens and tan colours.

Text says "discover the iconic predators of the animal kingdom, and their prey in our very unique guided tour."

Tickets on offer for adult predator tour, child predator tour...
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Andy Burnham had more to say about vertical drinking in Soho than racist far right groups blocking a port and setting fire to homes where people seeking asylum were rumoured to live
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Who is better at pissing off their core supporters: the Labour Party or the BBC?
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
has WOW presents indirectly announced that the bbc is dropping #DragRaceUK? Since UK All Stars is only on WOW presents 👀
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The iPhone duo: for the person who wants a smaller, more expensive iPad! #AppleEvent
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 09/09/2026
Did I just imagine section 7 of the Public Order Act 2023?
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Daniel Thomas / Danny Tommo has today marched his private army of blackshorts to Daily Mail HQ to demand a new house for his mum within 48 hrs, after they doorstepped her for a feature on him. Apparently he plans to blockade them + cry at them until they do Bet those lads are glad of the balaclavas
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don't even think the issue is of 'skewed perceptions of balance'. On any policy issue, the frame, post-Brexit, is 'let's just cover this as a horse race', and on race and identity, 'let's have a heated debate between two poles!' is the default approach.
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ok iPhone duo looks ugly lmao #AppleEvent
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I desperately want to see Bryan Johnson’s Health Age #appleevent
Bryan Johnson, the guy who wants to live forever
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
man, so far this Apple event is dry I appreciate it is just increasing polygons so you don’t notice the differences anymore but god still
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
-Now is our last announcement. -It's Kirby.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 09/09/2026
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
On this, Star Trek's 60th birthday, I think we should remember the undoubted highlight of the franchise: Tom Paris breaking the speedlimit and thus transforming into some kind of sex lizard.
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